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GTFO Banishing Spell Jar

I did this lovely little spell with my best friend @playwith-a-witch. If there’s someone in your life who you want to get rid of (this would be great for stalkers), this is the spell for you. It is designed to cause minimal damage to the caster, so don’t be afraid that this is going to come back at you too hard. Happy hexing! 

Necessary tools: 

  • Rosemary, to protect the caster
  • Chili Peppers, to burn them away
  • Pine cone, to strengthen the spell
  • Chamomile, to keep happiness from them
  • Coffee, to be happy once again
  • Hibiscus, for potency
  • Apple seeds, to keep them from your loved ones
  • Your own spit
  • Olive oil, to ensure that the spell is long-lasting
  • Poppet, to represent the offender 
  • Mortar and pestle
  • Black Paint
  • Jar with sealable lid
  • Sigil writing tools
  • Candles
  • An offering to any spirits/deities that may assist you


  • Thoroughly paint the inside of your jar black to ensure that the offender can’t bother you any longer. Wait until it dries before you begin the spell.
  • Make a smol poppet that will represent the offender.
  • Construct a sigil to basically say fuck you, bitch
  • Gather all of the tools you will need to perform the spell.


  • Ground yourself, and cast a circle if you wish.
  • Invite any deities or spirits of karma to assist you in the spell: 

Guardians of the watchtowers, deities and spirits of karma, I invite you into my space to assist me in my spell. Please see that nothing dark, negative, or evil will be apart of it (wink). Make sure this bitch gets what she spit at me.

  • Put each ingredient, one-by-one, into your mortar and pestle. Think of each meaning and why you are using them. Grind thoroughly.
  • Draw your pre-made sigil on the poppet, visualizing what it stands for.
  • Put your poppet in the jar, and pour the ground herbs on top, chanting: 

“All your annoyance pesters me, 

I command you to back to your activities.

Leave my loved ones and I be, 

No longer in my life I’ll see thee. 

This is my will, so mote it be.”

  • Pour olive oil into the jar, covering the herbs and the poppet, then spit in the jar to further the potency of the spell.
  • Put the lid on the jar and shake till your heart’s content (this is the fun part). 
  • Seal the spell jar with wax.
  • Thank the spirits and deities of karma for helping you complete your spell and present to them offerings: 

Guardians of the watchtowers, deities and spirits of karma, I thank you for assisting me in my spell. I present to you offerings of <insert offering here> as gifts for your efforts. Thank you for assisting me in my time of need. So mote it be. 

I decided to record the audio of the spell. It was rough, but there it is below for anyone interested. Thanks to all my lovely mutuals that give me the confidence to continue posting original content! ~H

bishounenpalace  asked:

Oops, really sorry, I don't know that soumako pic is your edit. I found it on google image, the size is rather small so I cannot see text ivongola >.< . I will add credit that it is your edit, so could I keep it in, plz? >.< If not, I just take it down, don't worry :D

Hi~ Don’t worry it’s not your fault. Unfortunately this edit is the one I see the most around internet without any care for copyright. This is hopeless to try to take it out from internet too judging how hard it is for even a repost to get deleted on tumblr haha. 

But go ahead, you can keep it as long as you credit me. Also this is where the original post is. (This way you don’t have to go through all my blog XD) You’ll be able to have the original size too. 

Besides, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING THE AUDIO! I’ve seen a post few months ago that Hosoyan and Tatsu would dub these characters for the drama and that there might be a H scene. Since then I had been so impatient so THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO HEAR IT! 


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Future Fish (Haruka,Makoto,Rin)
Shimazaki Nobunaga,Suzuki Tatsuhisa,Miyano Mamoru
Future Fish (Haruka,Makoto,Rin)

If I take part in this kind of shipping event, I always seem to skip the ending AU prompt, but this time I was looking at the prompts that were song names and thought that there were solo versions of Future Fish so…why would I not try to make a song mix instead of a fanfic?

DAY 1 March 3rd
Prompt: dolphin~Future Fish

version: Nanase Haruka (Shimazaki Nobunaga), Tachibana Makoto (Suzuki Tatsuhisa), Matsuoka Rin (Miyano Mamoru) 

Keep reading

Miyano Mamoru, Hosoya Yoshimasa

Mamo and Hosoya finding out their similarities to decide the title for this episode 

long post warning

Mamo: Before that, let’s find out our similarities

Hosoya: I see, similarities huh.. I wonder what is it. You are in your thirty’s right?


Hosoya: You are type B right?

Mamo: Wait, you are type B?!

Hosoya: Yes, I am type B

Mamo: Seriously?! This might be bad. But, don’t you think we are different even though we are both B?

Hosoya: That’s true. What about your parents?

Mamo: Alive and healthy LOLOLOL

Hosoya: That’s not what I’m asking about! LOL It’s about whether you’re OB!

Mamo: I’m OB

Hosoya: I see, that’s why. You have that O feeling. I’m BB


Hosoya: There’s one time during an event of different anime,

Mamo: That’s true, we had quite a lot of event together

Hosoya: Yes yes. The karuta one. You asked me, “Hosoya san, you’re an only child right”, and I said yes, then you said “I knew it”. After that I asked, “what about you?” And you said… eehh… youngest child? youngest child with two elder siblings?

Mamo: Ah! It’s the middle of three siblings. You don’t remember anything about me!

Hosoya: I remember that you have siblings!

Mamo: You’re not interested in me at all! What are you trying to say just now? What is it?

Hosoya: No no, it’s because you have siblings that you have that O feeling.


Mamo: That’s about it for our similarities. Type B…

Hosoya: Yes, type B

Mamo & Hosoya: Type B, man

Hosoya: Are you left handed?

Mamo: Both are in our thirty’s. Nope, I’m right handed

Hosoya: You’re gemini right? I am aquarius

Mamo: What is that?!

Hosoya: It’s related to the wind element, both gemini and aquarius

Mamo: LOLOLOLOLOL wind element? what are you? A romantic?


Mamo: So from all of that, we would like to go with ‘Miyano Mamoru to Hosoya Yoshimasa no Karuta Yarossa!’

Hosoya: Let’s go with that!

Mamo: Is this really okay? They say that it’s too direct so let’s go with 'Radio Yarossa!’

Moonage Daydream
David Bowie
Moonage Daydream

I’m an alligator, I’m a mama-papa coming for you
I’m the space invader, I’ll be a rock ‘n’ rollin’ bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut, 
you’re squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I’m busting up my brains for the words

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Don’t fake it baby, lay the real thing on me
The church of man, love
Is such a holy place to be
Make me baby, make me know you really care
Make me jump into the air

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah! 

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh!

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah! 

Freak out, far out, in out

Hooked on a Feeling │ Go All The Way │ Spirit in the Sky │ Moonage Daydream│Fooled Around and Fell in Love │I’m not in Love │ I Want You Back │ Come and Get Your Love │ Cherry Bomb │ Escape │ O-O-H Child │ Ain’t No Mountain High Enough

I tried to play this one audio post that @dragondicks reblogged but ‘cause the tumblr app is SHIT the thing wouldn’t play so I was like “whatever”

So like I browse my dash for like 5 minutes (watching vids, reading shut posts, etc.) but then when I try to switch to Twitter ALL OF A SUDDEN NIGHTCORE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH STARTS TO PLAY AT A RIDICULOUSLY HIGH VOLUME & I CANT STOP LAUGHING HOLY SHIT


// G I R L S  T H E  1 9 7 5  C O V E R //

Hi I finally did another cover woo. Please let me know if you like it because if you do then I will re-post this as an audio so it looks nicer on your blog. Also subscribe to my youtube channel! As that is where I will be posting all of my covers from now on. (If i get a better camera I might actually film myself one day.) 
Anyway I hope you like it. x