all it does is make me laugh

Another callout to Winged-Obsessor

-Pees on things and people for dominance but has not done so to me yet, rude
-Writes better than I could ever hope to do, again, rude
-Called me hella vanella once even though it’s true but i’M OFFENED AND OMG REPORITNG!1!!!!
-Has offered several times to buy food for friends if they are hungry, like omg, who does she think she is? She should just let dem hoes defend for themselves. Survival of the fittest, bitch.
-Innappropriate over indulgence of calling her friends cute and then threatening to “fite” them when they disagree about being cute. So hostile.
-Claims to be winged and a narwhal, but we’ve seen pictures of her and she is obviously neither of those things #FALSEADVERTISTING
-Is very funny and made me laugh so hard once I nearly choked to death and died, Im suing!
-Commisions others way to much, like WTF? You tryna make us all look bad?
-her hair is better than mine and that makes me angry
-One of her fanfics was legit so beautiful it made me cry and i HATE CRYING. Wow. pretty ballsy of u… Cunt.
-Once took to long to reply too an ask I sent in to her
-Same goes for that dumb College AU of yours that I love so much, it took 2 whole weeks, I counted
-10/10 to good at MineCraft, she must be elimiated.
-Is actually made of sin and I can never get to that level of sin, she sets unrealistic expectations of sinfulness that us other followers can never achieve and that is unhealthy and unrighteous!
-Has the audactiy to ship everything, including polyships. Gross.

SHE IS A MADWOMAN AND MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10

*hysterical laughing in the distance*

"i fell in love with a girl" mixtape

1. helplessly // tatiana manaois

“i’m not a coffee drinker, but i lost sleep just thinking of you. so pour me a cup, i need to wake up, i need love - now give it to me.”

2. red // miki ratsula

“a tilt in her head and parted lips, all sense of time vanishes. the engine stands still, my heart does not. fingers intertwined, her skin is soft.”

3. drove me wild // tegan and sara

“when i envision you, i think of your sheets tangled up beneath me, your body inching closer to the edge.”

4. one bad night // hayley kiyoko

“when it feels this good, don’t let go. you make me feel like i wanna be bad.”

5. oceans // lauren sanderson

“every time i see her smile, i feel that time is passing me.”

6. drive // halsey

“your laugh echoes down the highway, carves into my hollow chest, spreads over the emptiness. it’s bliss.”

total track time: 23 minutes

2

1x02 // 1x07

I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls

•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles

•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other

•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”

Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e

MBTI: Finals
  • Just. Frosty and silent and so tired they can hardly move: ISTJ, ISTP, INFJ
  • Cries as they give up their hobbies for a week of studying for finals...but then still does said hobbies anyway: ISFP, INFP
  • Makes study guides and sees the frosty ones and think their moods are their fault, cries: ISFJ, ESFJ
  • Screams in the middle of lunch that they're "SO STRESSED IM GONNA DIE HELP ME SOMEONE": ENFJ, ESFP
  • Chill. You're all going to fail anyway, why stress yourselves out even more?: INTJ, INTP
  • Laughs about not having to study a lot, realizes too late that they did need to study: ENFP, ESTP, ENTP
  • Brings out the big guns. Writes textbooks of notes. Yells at you from your yard to study harder: ESTJ, ENTJ

youtube au

  • baz is a beauty guru
  • simon is the cute husband behind the camera
  • baz: *puts on face mask*
  • “do I look sexy now?”
  • we all hear simon laughing in the background
  • he’s in charge of editing too
  • not to mention the countless vlogs every time they go to events
  • “we’re here at hayman island with tarte”
  • “brought my drone with me”
  • takes ootd photos of baz on instagram
  • makes sure the lighting and angle are always on point
  • and husband buys my make up challenge
  • *simon sees promo pictures of baz with benefit*
  • *takes photos with it*
  • “LOOK BABE IT’S YOU”
  • “let’s see how good snow does”
  • and simon knows his shit ok
  • “I literally film you while doing your make up what did you expect”
  • and just
  • everyone loves them ok
  • “and please subscribe to my cha-”
  • *simon sneezing*
  • “whoops”
  • “and this is why people love my blooper reel”
I can’t stop thinking about you.”
-
“No, stop. I’m not good for you. I’ll let you fall in love with me but I won’t fall in love with you, even though I’ll try. I’ll tell you I love you and let you meet my friends. I’ll make you laugh on the bad days and I’ll be there for the good ones. I’ll do all the things a boyfriend does, including break your heart. It’s what I do so please don’t fall in love with me.”
-
“It’s too late and I don’t care. I’d rather be shattered by your love than live a life without feeling it.
—  This is a warning.

What makes me laugh at all the jontron hate is that instead of getting all scared saying “omg i cant believe this, blocked” you dont take your time to actually have a conversation with jon Why he thinks and feels the way he does. He obviously isn’t on your plane of exsistence when it comes to politics. You’re just always going to use the same excuse * its not my responsibility to educate you * lol

Jon is not like every hotshot celebrity who is probably more disconnected from the world than him. Hes just a youtuber im sure he reads his own fanmail. Not only that but i think people dont know how to handle when someone disagrees with them. You know how many celebrities dead or alive probably disagree with you on a whole shit ton of things? You know how many shows youre probably going to have to stop watching? If you dictate your life that way then shit fuck your faulty ass cafeteria morals.

the thing that impresses me most about the mental health storytelling on One Day at a Time isn’t just that it exists, it’s that so much of it is dependent on Penelope’s own agency. I can’t think of many (any???) other shows where someone goes to therapy because they WANT to, because they personally make that decision based on available information and curiosity and not in some kind of state of crisis or needing an intervention from a healthy character. She does it, she likes it, she continues to go because she’s getting something personally out of it, which in itself is remarkable because of the narrative of mental health treatment being a tournament of suffering before you’re allowed any kind of relief. She even finds community and connection with the women in her group!!!! 

It is just beyond refreshing to see a character who takes medication (again, because she’s like, maybe I want to do this, and decides to), whose mental health struggles are explicitly a part of her life, but who is also a stubborn goofy beautiful brave weirdo who enjoys her life and has so much else going on in it

that’s not even getting into the fact that this character is a woman of color, a woman with chronic pain, a woman who is consistently portrayed as a extremely competent at her job and a great mom and a great daughter and friend and person

Why you should watch “Atlanta”
  • The aesthetics! Atlanta is so pretty!! It’s rare to come across a tv show so pretty. The creators are really paying attention, the scenery, the action happening in the background, the tone, the colors, it really feels like some sort of modern oil painting. I can’t say enough about the visuals. 
  • The characters are well developed, diverse, and pretty much comprised of a completely Black cast. Every character in Atlanta is easy to empathize with and be curious about.
  • The acting is fantastic, from every member of the cast. Donald Glover is in it, being a fantastic actor in a role that fits him really well.
  • The soundtrack. The music for this show is so good. It’s just so good. 
  • It’s really funny. I like a show that can make me laugh without feeling like it’s begging me to laugh. Atlanta does this really well.
  • EPISODE SEVEN.
  • It’s kind of surrealist? Like not all the time, not even some of the time, but just occasionally theres a scene that’s completely intentionally unrealistic and sort of bizarre, and it throws you for a loop, but it’s just lends to the chill, dramatic aesthetic. 
  • The social commentary. Atlanta says a lot of things about a lot of things. I don’t wanna start preaching any more than I already am, but it’s a really smart, subtle show. 
  • DARIUS. 

    Just go watch Atlanta. Really.
  • Person: Dan, your last video...I relate
  • Dan: What do you relate to from my last video? Millions of people laughing at everything you do that goes wrong? Because if that does happen to you, well that means that there's lots of people out there that love and respect you - and whilst you're looking at all the cyber bullying, you do a weep eternally and you think "I've just formed all these memories with lots of people and it makes me feel so happy, that my life - my job, is making other people smile..And in doing so; they remind me, not to take myself too seriously and just never stop constantly keeping me down to earth, by making sure that I'm physically dragged there all the time - and surely, is there anything more worth appreciating?" Who knows..
I know this probably makes me a bitch but I am just LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at the stupidity of the whiny CS fans on Twitter and the ABC Advisory board . . .

CS hasn’t had enough scenes … you PROMISED!!!!!

Listen dearies … . first of all … FUCK YOU, Rumbellers have suffered WAY MORE than you, you entitled little sacks of shit.  Get over yourselves.

Second … . there is a reason that the CS scenes have been limited.

Hook. Does. Not. Serve. Any. Real. Purpose. In. The. Narrative. Of. This. Show.  

They tried to do an entire season that made Hook the Center of the OUAT Universe and it was a disaster, because … again … 

Hook. Does. Not. Serve. Any. Real. Purpose. In. The. Narrative. Of. This. Show.  

So in S6 Hook is back to doing what he does – drinking booze, making snarky remarks, tripping on shit, and just standing around like a lamp.  And every once in a while they’ll shoehorn him into a space where he has no business (i.e. Henry’s or Belle’s) and it’s stupid AF because there is NO OTHER REASON for his presence in that storyline other than trying to make him appear to be more useful than he is.  Because, again … 

Hook. Does. Not. Serve. Any. Real. Purpose. In. The. Narrative. Of. This. Show.  

You could literally interchange Hook with any secondary character, including PONGO, in 99% of his scenes, and it would not change the narrative in ANY way because … . . let’s sing the song again … . 

Hook. Does. Not. Serve. Any. Real. Purpose. In. The. Narrative. Of. This. Show.  

Tony Stark as a dad - headcanons

*feel free to add and tag me!*

This is compatible with whichever Tony-ship you want (superhusbands, ironpanther, pepperony, stuckony, ironfalcon, ironhusbands, etc)

Fuck the belief that Tony Stark would be a shitty dad just because of his father, because sometimes the victims of abuse want to be the exact opposite of their abusers. Also, I’ve seen so many art and fics going around about Tony being the irresponsible parent as to let his children do anything dangerous; we’ve already seen him interact with children in canon and he is nothing of the sort. So give me a Tony Stark who is wonderful with children, a natural when it comes to hang out with them because well, he’s a bit of a child himself. Give a Tony who is the kind of parent who is careful but also easy going, the kind of father who laughs at everything the baby/child does, you know, all those silly things.

The kid makes a face when they eat lemon? Give me a Tony who laughs his ass off as he gives the kid lemons and oranges to taste.

The kid laughs at the sound of ripping paper? Give me a Tony who gathers all the scrap paper around the house to spend hours ripping it and hearing the kid laugh their ass off.

Give me a Tony who gets a laundry machine just so the baby can sit on it and laugh when the thing vibrates as it works.

A Tony Stark who lets the kid use the very fancy lamp screen as a hat and toddle around the living room until they knock on something and fall on the carpet laughing.

Give me a Tony Stark who laughs himself hoarse as he makes the baby’s gums squeak with the pad of his finger.

A Tony Stark who doesn’t rush to the kid when they fall and overprotects them and forbids them to play again, but rather walks calmly, makes sure the kid isn’t hurt and gets them to stand back up, laughing at the whole silliness of it.

Give me a Tony who lets the kid jump on his bed and purchases a fuck ton of pillows to lie them around the floor just in case the kid falls.

A Tony Stark who’d take the kid of the beach and build a sand castle complete with towers and dungeons and then laugh when the kid decides to play Godzilla and destroy everything.

Give me a Tony Stark who baby proofs all his house but still manages for it to look stylish but still doesn’t care at all when said stylishness if ‘ruined’ by baby toy’s lying around the living room, or the kid’s drawings on the fridge, or the occasional plush toy lying on the couch.

A Tony who wouldn’t mind to say goodbye to the expensive marble floors of his living room and replaces them with soft, hypoallergenic carpet when the baby starts to learn how to crawl so they could do it freely without any restrictions.

Give me a Tony Stark who’d very gladly wake up in the middle of the night and slow dance in his pajamas while playing soft music with a very upset little baby cuddled to his chest because they’re teething.

A Tony Stark who sings their kid to sleep or whenever they have nightmares, instead of telling them ‘good, but go back to your room’, he pats the bed next to him and lets them cuddle up, no matter how tired he is or how early he has to up in the morning.

Give me a Tony who cracks up when the baby tries to take and eat the food from the pages of magazines, so he sits down with the baby on his lap and turns the page saying things like “Oh, look, cake, now that looks delicious” as the baby reaches with a pudgy hand and tries to eat it.

A Tony who sits down on the floor and draws and paints with the kid, maybe he’s getting some work done but since the kid likes to ‘help’ daddy, Tony gives them some scrap paper and sits down with them, and when he finishes he always tells them how much they helped him.

Give me a Tony who laughs his ass off when he catches the kid making a mess of himself and the carpet and the walls and the table with paint, because instead of yelling he would laugh and tell Jarvis to take photos and then take the kid for a bath and gently scrub the paint off their hair and each little finger and ‘how did you even get paint in your ears and your teeth?’

A Tony who gets a ton of cardboard boxes to build the kid a castle they can play in; he also orders styrofoam peanuts and dumps them all over the living room so the kid can play belief that it’s snow.

Give me a Tony who purchases a Roomba so the baby can sit on it and ‘travel’ around the room laughing and clapping.

A Tony who lets the kid decide what clothes to wear no matter his age or gender; if the kid wants to wear a dress and glittery shoes then he’d get him the prettiest dresses and shoes around, if the kid wants to wear shirts and shorts he’d just ask in what color and if they want cartoons on them, if the kid wants a chicken onesie he’d get them the cutest one, if the kid wants to go around naked then well, Tony would explain they couldn’t do it outside but that they can do all they want at home.

Give me a Tony Stark who would go out and play in the rain with the kid, making mud pies and all.

A Tony who’d gently nurse the kid when they get ill, and I’m talking about cuddles and slow-dancing and chicken soup.

Give me a Tony who is a kickass blanket fort architect who would build the most epic blanket forts ever, with soft pillows and blankets and tiny little lights and if the kid wants to live in a blanket fort for a few days that’s perfectly okay with him, hell, he might even sleep with them in there too.

A Tony who would give the kid all the love he has, all the hugs and cuddles and baby talk and silly pet names and all the kisses, kissing chubby cheeks and tiny hands and tiny little baby feet, and he wouldn’t just do it in the privacy of their home, no, he’d do it all the time no matter who was there, let the world know how much he loves the kid.

Give me a Tony who doesn’t care if the kid does or doesn’t turn out to be a genius like him, he still loves them all the same, he is extremely patient with them in a way his own father could never and would never be with him when he was a child. He’d leave everything and anything he’s doing if the kid needs or wants his attention; he’d pick the kid up when they want cuddles while daddy reads some important papers, Tony would take calls and have video calls with the kid whenever he has meetings or he has to go away on business trips, every single day without missing one.

A Tony who would give his kid the gender/sexual orientation/heathy, responsible, consensual sexual life (or lack thereof) talk without making them feel embarrassed and finish it off with a ‘no matter who you are or who you love I’ll always love you’.

A Tony who would patiently explain death to the kid and hold their hand and hug them as they cry when their first pet dies.

Give me a Tony who would laugh his ass off when the kid grabs his electric razor and shaves half of their head by accident because they wanted to shave like daddy in the mornings, he then would proceed to shave the rest of the hair off and explain to them that hair grows and how they can have it of any length and color they want.

A Tony who would give the kid crazy hairdos and beards and moustaches out of foam when it’s bath time.

Just give me a Tony Stark who’s such a good, loving, caring father to his children.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

“What can I say to explain a love that has persisted for decades and has grown through our shared experiences of parenting a daughter, burying our parents and tending our extended families, a lifetime’s worth of friends, a common faith and an abiding commitment to our country? All I know is that no one understands me better and no one can make me laugh the way Bill does. Even after all these years, he is still the most interesting, energizing and fully alive person I have ever met. Bill Clinton and I started a conversation in the spring of 1971, and more than thirty years later we’re still talking.” - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Dating Jungkook Would Be Like

Originally posted by baepjeon

  • Awkward in the beginning
  • You’re gonna be the one to break the ice
  • As soon as he sees you like him as much as he like you he’d be hella confident
  • Show off
  • Playing video games
  • Not letting you win
  • He’s very competitive
  • “The loser has to do everything the winner wants.”
  • He asks you to cook for him
  • He wanted to ask for head, but it was too soon
  • Eating really fast
  • Feeling sick later
  • You’re gonna have to take care of him
  • Covering his face with kisses
  • Making him laugh
  • Watching anime at night
  • And eating candy
  • “But you were feeling sick five minutes ago!”
  • “I’m fine Jagi, just give me the candy.”
  • Feeling sick again
  • “Jagi, my stomach hurts!”
  • “-_-”
  • Stubborn Maknae
  • Him making you breakfast because you took care of him the hole night
  • Being horny all the time
  • Hands on your inner tighs 
  • You playing with the hair on the back of his neck
  • Knowing what it does to him
  • Really into public sex 
  • Loves spontaneous blowjobs
  • Will lightly pull your hair and guide your head
  • Being very jealous 
  • Specially of the other maknaes
  • Jimin going “I was born in Busan first!”
  • Jungkook going “I was born in Busan better!”
  • You and Tae laughing till you can’t breathe
  • Him taking you to the bedroom and showing why he’s better
  • Him being a meme 24/7
  • Whenever you texted him to go get something in the market he’d reply with a meme
  • Wants to take you to Busan
  • Romantic walks by the beach
  • Holding and warming your hands
  • Kissing his nose 
  • Him being shy whenever you started skinship
  • Not taking his hands off of you whenever you were in private
  • In public would always keep an eye on you
  • Because of saesangs 
  • Calling you everyday to tell you how his day went, and asking you about yours.
  • Doesn’t gives you gifts all the time
  • But when he does is something really expensive
  • Would want you to wear Timberlands to match with his
  • Watching him working out
  • Him asking you to lay on his back while he does push ups
  • Shower sex 
  • Him carrying you to the bed 
  • Cuddling while he sings to you
  • Him reffering to himself as oppa 
  • only if you’re younger of couse
  • Wearing his oversized white shirts
  • Having a very playful relationship
  • Also very sexual because that boy has a lot hormones
  • And stamina
  • Nudes
  • A lot of them
  • Loves when you send nudes and he’s not expecting
  • “Just wait for me to get home kitten.”
  • He’d be dominant and would only let you be on top in rare occasions 
  • Likes lingerie, but usually tear them apart 
  • Specially when he uses his bunny teeth
  • Likes when you lay on his chest
  • And plays with your hair 
  • While talking about random things 
  • Him being your best friend and lover

  1. Husband Jin
  2. Husband Namjoon
  3. Husband Jimin
Censorship

Remember

Getting offended by something is a choice

You can choose to be a white person and be offended by black slurs (words from iDubbbz lol)

However

You cannot censor someone and tell them they can’t say just cause YOU think it’s offensive

If we should censor EVERY WORD that at least 1 person would get offended by, almost all words in the dictionary would get censored. Do you know how idiotic that is?

Labeling someone as racist, sexist, ableist or anti-semitic because they simply said something is so discriminating, especially when all they want to do is make people laugh.

Something that is offensive TO YOU, is not offensive to everyone else, and it does not make you SMARTER to be offended by useless shit.

Infact, you would be smarter if you knew the fucking difference between a joke and fact.

I once got told off by this person for using the words ‘’psychopathic’’ and ‘’insane’’, as they started to make long rants on their tumblr basically making me look like a person that hates disabled people and thinks they are insane.

Literally, if I was ableist, I wouldn’t love my paralyzed little sister who has never been able to talk or walk or live a normal life cause she is permanently brain damaged. I love her with all my heart and always have and always will.

If I was racist for using slurs, I wouldn’t have a group of black friends and a asian boyfriend.

You cannot label a person as something unless you know them.

Just like how you CANNOT label Pewdiepie as anti-semitic for a joke. Literally, his JEWISH FRIEND H3H3 came out and said he is NOT a anti-semite, shouldn’t that say something in itself?

Literally, we live in a world where hypersensativity is accepted, and that’s not okay, censorship should NEVER be okay.

And also, people give children SO LITTLE CREDIT, people are making children look retarded in all honestly.

Cause they say that children ‘’cannot tell the difference between a joke and facts’’ but when I was a child, I KNEW THE DIFFERENCE

Just

STOP LABELING PEOPLE AND STOP CENSORING EVERYTHING, CAUSE YOU ARE NOT ‘’FIGHITING FOR EQUALITY’’, YOU ARE REMOVING FREEDOM AND CREATING MORE INEQUALITY.

  • Gavin: I don't feel good.
  • Ryan: You don't?
  • Gavin: Nah, Michael made me feel all funny earlier.
  • -Ryan and Geoff laugh-
  • Michael: Woah, Woah! Woah! Woah! What the hell does that mean?!
  • Gavin: You made me feel all sort of...-gagging noise-
  • Michael: What does that mean??
  • Ryan: Was it a finger or something?
  • Geoff: What did you do to him man?
  • Ryan: Was it odd positioning?
  • Gavin: Nah, he just put me in a...ya, know.
  • Ryan: What??
  • Geoff: Gavin, did he touch you?
  • Michael: Stop stop stop
  • -Gavin laughs-
  • Michael: Use more words!
  • Geoff: Can you draw a picture of where he touched you?
  • Michael: What is going on here?!
  • Gavin: I like that I can use less words, it makes you sound worse.
  • Michael: No! I know what I've done sir, and it's not what you're making it out to be.
  • Geoff: Was it in the bikini area?
  • Gavin: Nah it wasn't as bad as that.
  • Michael: I did you a fuckin...I did you a favour.

“John?”

“Yeah?”

“Can you…?” Sherlock blushes. “Can you call me what you called me earlier?”

John’s brow knits as he tries to remember. “What did I call you?”

“You’re going to make me say it?”

“Well, how else would I know what you mean if you don’t say it?”

Sherlock yields. “Earlier…when you came to kiss me good morning,” He hesitates. “I was working on an experiment and you called me a-”

“Busy Bee?”

Sherlock reddens further. “Y-Yes.” He clears his throat. “But could you just call me…?”

John raises his brows slightly. “Bee?”

When Sherlock nods, he ducks his head shyly. “Yes…”

John’s face loses any and all tension, his entire face softens in a way that it only ever does for Sherlock. “Of course,” He smiles. “You’re my bee.” John laughs fondly when Sherlock makes the smallest, shyest sound and covers his face. “My honey bee.”

“Okay, thank you – that’s enough!” Sherlock couldn’t be redder if he tried.

“What the matter, bumble bee?”

Sherlock is about to tell John that the nicknames needed to stop – because there must be a limit to this. It’s embarrassing to be this flustered by simple pet names.

But before he got a chance, he felt John’s face press into his neck. And then, Sherlock felt tiny, tickling vibrations on his skin.

John was buzzing, making soft buzzing noises into Sherlock’s neck. “Bzzz!”

Sherlock yelps and then involuntarily giggles.

“J-John..!”

Mrs. Hudson is hardly surprised when she comes upstairs and finds the two of them writhing about on the sofa, with John buzzing over Sherlock’s skin and Sherlock giggling into John’s.