all i wanted was a pie

Tag thing ??

Rules: reblog with your answers (and the rules, please) and tag 10 other blogs (or however many you’d like) whose answers you want to hear. That’s it!

Was tagged by: @hobitaki smh thank you for tagging me !! ily <3

Time Where You Are Now: 7:08am

Last Thing You Watched On TV: Diary Of a Wimpy Kid ;) 

Favorite colour: I’ve never actually picked a favorite colour ?? but purple came to my head first SO PURPLE  

Favorite ice cream flavor: ALL OF THEM. I LOVE ICE CREAM VV MUCH ?? 

what you ate for dinner tonight: last night i had pie 👅👅👅

what you’re currently wearing: don’t judge me,,,but i’m wearing a shrek shirt 

Favorite movie character: i don’t really watch movies ?? so idk

Top place to visit on your bucket list: i really want to go to Japan. But anywhere would be nice tbh 

Harry potter house: Ravenclaw 👅

If you read fanfic, last one you read: AHHH iVE NEVER ACTUALLY READ MUCH FANFICS L0L. MAYBE LIKE ONCE ??? WITH A FRIEND ?? DURING CLASS ?? BUT LIKE IF U HAVE ANY GOOD ONES TO SUGGEST PLEASE TELL ME ??

Favorite sleeping position: on my side?? i hAVE NOO IDEA

If you could instantly teleport yourself anywhere right now: JAPAN PLs 

Tagging: @infinityonhigher @winelatte @3c279 @jeonsboy @namjjn @def-jaebum-soul @rapmons1er

 If i didn’t tag you and you want to do it, do it ;) alsO if i tagged you and you don’t want to do it, don’t do it !!!

got tagged by @krystaljesus to do this thing soooo

Name: elspeth

Nickname: elsy, pie, sweets

Zodiac sign: aries

Height: 5′5″ but my passport says im 5′6″ so if i ever get detained at the border its bc of that thanks mom

Orientation: the bi

Ethnicity: whhhhhhhite

Favorite fruit: mango (pineapple is the worst fruit and can go die in a hole it is dESGUSTIGN and all those who eat it suck)

Favorite season: summer

Favorite book(s): what kinda question……..

Favorite flower: tulips are pretty i guess

Favorite scent: lemon

Favorite animal: CAT

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: tea, i have like 10 flavors of tea w me right now and ITS NOT ENOUGH

Dogs or cats: um did u see my fav animal answer (also my dad called me his little crazy cat lady today like thanks im glad u recognize my goals in life)

Fictional characters I like: if they got the big tiddy i will like them

Number of blankets I sleep with: 2 or 3 if u count my like really small one that i put over my eyes when i sleep

Dream Trip: um it was turkey but then i went so i guess my dream trip is just to go back again i guess bc i loved it there

When this blog was made: 2014 

Number of followers: 614 apparently wtf

um im tag @friskbitz @zanybystander @cottoncrowns @lemonwedgie and um anyone else who wants to do it idk

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
  •  Don’t Stop Believing 
  • Bohemian Rhapsody 
  • Living On A Prayer 
  • Come On Eileen 
  • Sweet Caroline 
  • Shot Through the Heart 
  • Pour Some Sugar on Me 
  • Sweet Home Alabama 
  • Under Pressure 
  • Shook Me All Night Long 
  • Ice Ice Baby 
  • Cotton Eyed Joe
  • 500 Miles
  • Wonderwall 
  • Buddy Holly 
  • A Thousand Miles 
  • Teenage Dirtbag 
  • Red Solo Cup 
  • Mr Brightside 
  • Never Gonna Give You Up 
  • Eye of the Tiger 
  • Chicken Fried 
  • American Pie 
  • I Love Rock and Roll 
  • Dancing Queen 
  • Don’t You Want Me
  • We Will Rock You 
  • The Time Warp 
  • Hey Jude 
  • Piano Man
  • This Is How We Do It
  • Drops of Jupiter 
  • Hey Soul Sister
  • In The End 
  • All The Small Things 
  • Stacy’s Mom 
  • Kryptonite 
  • All Star 
  • You Found Me
  • Bad Day 
  • Bring Me To Life 
  • Dance, Dance
  • Sugar We’re Going Down 
  • I Write Sins Not Tragedies 
  • All The Small Things 
  • Ocean Avenue 
  • Dirty Little Secret 
  • Margaritaville 
  • Sk8er Boi
  • Brown Eyed Girl 
  • Life Is A Highway 
  • Some Nights 
  • Little Lion Man 
  • Breakeven
  • Hey There Delilah 
  • Viva La Vida
  • Use Somebody 
  • Carry On My Wayward Son 
  • Take On Me
  • 1985 
  • Iris 
  • I’m Awesome 
  • Seven Nation Army 
  • September 
  • Since U Been Gone
  • Skinny Love 
  • Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
  • Bye Bye Bye 
  • Say It Ain’t So 
  • Somewhere Only We Know 
  • I’m Yours 
  • Last Resort 
  • My Girl 
  • Tiny Dancer 
  • Roxanne
  • Shout 
  • I’m a Believer 
  • Soul Man
  • Feel Good Inc 
  • Check Yes Juliet
  • Walking On Sunshine 
  • MMM Bop
  • Pumped up Kicks 
  • Hooked On A Feeling 
  • It’s A Beautiful Day
  • Summer Girls 
  • Before He Cheats 
  • Happy Together
  • You Make My Dreams Come True
  • Build Me Up Buttercup
  • Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
  • DONTTRUSTME
  • Shake It (Metro Station)
  • Juke Box Hero
  • Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Two to the one to the two to the three, ⚬ I AM A PEARL! ⚬ Don’t 🚫 give him 👶 to me! ⚬ ALRIGHT! Let’s do it. So uhm, goodbye. 👋 That will be a l l. 👏 I do ✔ like pie! 🍰 Three to the one to the one to the three, some of us 💎 are trying to protect 💥 h u m a n i t y. 🌎 What are you all doing?! You want me to do whaaat?! I’m still gonna kick 🏃 your BUTT! 🍑 I’M OVERREACTING! New Pearl, ⚬ no plan. 🚫 WHAT? Ah yes, the task 🗒 at hand! ✋ And who’s your favorite gem 💎? What did you two do?! 😲 To the⚬Pearl⚬Prize⚬Pouch!⚬ Haha why thank you. 🙏 Anyway, glad we cleared ☉ that up. Isn’t this great?! Hah? EEEE! 😨 Garnet 💎, WAIT🚫! HOW on EARTH 🌎 did you bubble ○ that w h o l e thing?! A gem 💎 , fusing with a human b e i n g? 👧 Whaaaat?!?! BUT if you’re okay ✔ with it, I ’ m f i n e t o o! ✔ You won’t like ✖ how I g i v e i t t o y o u. 💦

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Pairs and characters that almost made it in my big cartoon crossover but that, for a reason or another, I had to leave out xP

Originally I wanted to have Louise (Bob’s Burger) and Mabel (Gravity falls) talk cause they are dubbed by the same voice actress, same goes for Candy (Greavity Falls) and BMO (Adventure Time), 

Mabel would have been good with Star (Star VS the forces of evil) too cause, come on… they would love each other! 
Star would have been great with Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony Friendship is magic) too, after all her bestie is a pony… sort of xD
Instead Star ended up dancing with ice King (Adventure Time), which I still think was perfect xP Come on, let the poor Simon enjoy a dance with a princess 8′D
And Mabel ended up with Steven… and at first I wanted to have them fuse, modifying Stevonnie, but… oh well xP 

Steven (Steven Universe) and Lumpy Space Princess (Adventure time) would have been awesome too cause there litterally is a scene in Adventure Time where LSP yells ‘get your hands off me, Steven!’ XD

Diane (BoJack Horseman) meeting Daria (Daria) would have been perfect cause.. I can’t be the only one seeing a similarity XD

I didn’t think to add Butters before cause… well, when I started the video I hadn’t watched South Park yet, my two best friend introduced me to this show just a few months ago, when the video was basically already over xP

Also I desperately wanted to add Appa but… he was too bit and basically didn’t fit in the dance scene v.v

Well, if you wanna check out the original video with the pairs and characters that made it in the end… here’s the link!

What do you think? Are the scrapped parings better then the ones that made it? :P
Or would have you preferred some different character/pair? :)

“Jack, I need you to rescue me.” Bitty clutches his phone tightly, trying to keep it steady.

“Bittle? What’s going on? Where are you?”

Bitty looks out the door at the rain. It’s fat and heavy and he can barely make out the cars he knows are parked a few metres away in the lot.

“I was baking a pie, but Holster had finished all the eggs at breakfast without telling me. He’s done it before–finished the eggs, that is–but he told me last time. So I had the flour on the bench, and spices, and I opened the fridge and–because there was no note, Jack so–”

“Bits?” Jack interrupts. “I need you to do something, okay? For me?”

“Oh. Okay, Jack.”

“Great. Take a deep breath.”

The air is freezing at the entrance, with the doors opening and closing as other shoppers walk in and out. Bitty opens his mouth and does it anyway.

“Good job. Now slowly let it out.”

Bitty blows out and he swears he can see his breath cloud in front of him even though he’s inside.

“Once more,” says Jack, “then tell me where you are.”

In. Out. “Murder Stop n Shop.”

“Thank god.”

“What, why?” Bitty asks, confused and shivery as a gust of wind comes in. “Jack. That’s not good. It’s raining so darn much and I’ve got no umbrella and too many groceries. I can’t afford to let these things get wet.”

“Look to your left.”

Bitty turns his head to see–as best he can in this weather–the pathway leading to the store.

There’s Jack. Walking through the torrential downpour with a massive, blue umbrella, and his phone to his ear.

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i want to live in a small flat decorated all over with plants and post-impressionist paintings, with big windows that let lots of light in, i want the furniture to be thrifted and mismatched, i want the place to smell like flowers or an apple pie in the oven and i want soft baroque music to be playing in the mornings while it rains outside and i drink coffee and my girlfriend reads out random poems she likes from a poetry book i got her for her birthday and i want it to feel like home

i know i’ve already made more than enough posts about how gay bars, while not perfect or a cure-all, are not the caricatures you see on tv and have their own unique atmospheres and entertainment and are even different on different nights but like, i used to go to a gay sports bar that had weekly screenings of glee back when it was new, and everyone would cheer when kurt and blaine kissed (which sounds like tumblr.txt now but was pretty normal in 2011). i’ve been to a cowboy-themed gay bar where you can bring in any outside food you want plus they have frito pie and the bartenders line dance on the bar. and last month i was at a gay piano bar that was mostly over-50 men in suits eating birthday cake and enjoying the stylings of 70-year-old cabaret singers. these are colorful examples but they’re all real, and i haven’t even been to all that many gay bars. who knows, there might be a gay bar that would be a haven for you, but you won’t find out if you’ve decided you know what they’re all like in advance.

pie for dinner
  • CG: Little one, what do you want for dinner?
  • Little: Candy
  • CG: Try again.
  • Little: Ice cream
  • CG: No
  • Little: Cookies
  • CG: Not gonna happen cutie
  • Little: You're right......pie sounds better
  • CG: ........mac n cheese it is
  • Little: Oh that sounds good and all but I asked for pie
  • CG: And I said no
  • Little: .....mac n cheese is good
  • CG: Good.
  • Little: *says under breath* pies would have been better.

anonymous asked:

((psst you said u were reading sappy klance fics, would u mind pointing me in the direction of a few? Im gonna read the professor au one I posted rn. dw if u don't want to (: ))

egilrghlladgl i WISH sorry, i was just catching up to some old klance fics that i’d been saving up like dirty laundry but here’s some from my ao3 history:

Sorry that’s all i got, i havent looked at newer ones and would actually appreciate some recs myself

Being Dean’s Daughter and he meets you when he thought you were dead would include...

At First…

- At first he’s very suspicious, after all he was certain you died as a baby

- He treats you like anyone else until he knows for sure as not to risk becoming too close

- He likes you from the start, your cocky remarks and love for pie, he already knew you were his daughter deep down

- He asks about your Mother, you don’t answer

- Cas is the one to tell Dean you are in fact his daughter

- He doensn’t want you to hunt until he finds out you already know how

- “You hunt?…Of course you do…”

-  “I’m never gonna get used to being called Dad.”

- Well, kid. Welcome to the Bunker. Meet your Uncle Sam and your Uncle Cas.”


Later…

- You become closer and closer 

- He’s insanely overprotective over you 

- The older you get, the more he lets you go on hunts- even though you end up saving him and your Uncle Sam a lot

- “Pie?” “Pie sounds good.”

- Dean’s got you back and he’s determined not to let you go

- “Dad?” “No.”

- “Uncle Sammy”

- “Uncle Cas”

- Crowley calls you Rabbit

- You call him “Uncle Crowley” much to his dislike

- You and your Dad both have a rule that you can’t go to bed angry, so you don’t argue often and when you do it gets settled quickly

- When you sleep in the Impala you always sleep on his chest

- Unlike you, Dean never feels the cold so you often take his clothes as extra layers in the winter- mostly the hoodies he doesn’t wear

I do not own these gifs

Requested by anon:
Being Dean’s daughter, and he meeting you after he thought you died when you were a kid would involve? Please?
Thanks for being like the first person to notice this request haha xD But honestly, thank you for requesting and I hope you like it!

•Regarding Shaggy Snacks•

So, randomly, in the middle of a haunted mansion investigation, Daphne pulls out this, which she calls a “Shaggy Snack.” Claims it’s just “a little something I whipped up.”

where the heck did she get these ingredients while on this trip?

how the heck does she carry this on her person at all times?

why am I asking questions I probably don’t want to know the answers to?

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Ho Ho Ho-holy crivens it’s almost time for Hogswatch!

Announcing a Hogswatch celebration in the chat on Saturday 17th December. For those unfamiliar with the Discworld fandom, Hogswatch is like Christmas but without it the sun doesn’t rise and Death is Santa Clause.

I’ll open the stream up for music and general chat at 11am US Central Time, and plan on hosting the movie adaption of Hogfather at 1pm US Central Time, and then on repeat again at 7pm US Central, ending the night with the audio book playing out into the wee small hours.

As ever this is an open invitation to anyone who wants to come hang out, whether they’re familiar with Discworld or not, all are welcome. So signal boost and invite your friends if you want, it’s a Hogswatch party at Mom’s house!

Also to celebrate the coming season of festive good will and existential deliberation I’ll be tackling several festive recipes from Nanny Oggs Cook Book, The Joye of Snacks, including but not limited to Mrs Whitlow’s Artery-Hardening Hogswatch Pie, and Nobby’s Mum’s Jammy Devils.

Hope to see you there!

Dating Park Jimin Would be Like

guys help this squishy boy i DIE INSIDE AJHFAKDJA HE’S SO CUTE DID YOU SEE THE DAMN HALLOWEEN PRACTICE FOR 21ST CENTURY GIRLS NOT ONLY IS THAT MY FAV SONG BUT AHH CUTIE ALERT BOOTY ALERT

  • ALRIGHT FIRST THINGS FIRST
  • he’s S U C H a switch
  • and i don’t mean that just in the sexual sense
  • literally one day ur gonna get cute squishy shy chimchim who kisses u but giggles and can’t look u in the eye
  • the next HOUR he fukcin gives u a lap dance or some shit or just like undresses u with his eyes and licks his lips and flashes his tummy all the time like damn dude can you c h i l l
  • but most of the time u get darling sweetie pie Jimin who loves to cuddle and hold u close 24/7
  • i dont think he would be as touchy as Taehyung just bc Tae has No Shame when it comes to his gf but then Jimin is a Smol Shy and wants to love u but he gets v v shy and embarrassed 
  • not bc he’s embarrassed to be around u or to love u but bc he’s still kinda insecure about himself 
  • bc ur so ethereal and beautiful and kind and all around a Total Package 
  • and he doesn’t feel like he brings much to the table
  • which when he gets in lil sad moods bc of these feelings u make it ur NUMBER ONE GOAL to cheer up ur darling Squish 
  • if he’s feeling bad about not having abs for the fans then you go online and show him all the comments about how they love him when he’s chubby
  • and u tell him that it doesn’t even matter what they think bc you love him chubby and you love him the way he is with no changes to anything
  • but if he really wanted to, you would offer to go work out with him to keep his spirits up and he would a d o r e that
  • u probably would die from trying 2 keep up w him and he would have to piggyback you home and put u in a warm bubble bath to ease ur aching muscles but its the thought that counts and he really truly appreciates how much effort u put into him and doing anything to make him feel good about himself
  • when he wants something really bad u get the dreaded Puppy Eyes and you can’t escape them
  • U and Suga both mope over that fact that u both are weak for park Jimin
  • being besties w Taehyung and going on dates with Jimin and Tae just tags along
  • the first few times he does this ur worried about him being the third wheel but it ends up that you’re the third wheel lmao Vmin am i right
  • you can never stay mad at him for very long and vice versa he could never be angry at you for more then 20 minutes max
  • when you argue its over little things like him leaving his wet towel on the bathroom floor or you leaving stuff like yogurt out of the fridge too long bc u forgot about it
  • and even when you have more serious fights where doors are slammed and there are raised voices and he has to leave your apartment for some air and time to himself to think
  • he always comes back even if it’s at 2 AM bc he just CANT go to sleep without apologizing and telling you he loves you bc anything could happen and he doesn’t want his last memory of you to be an argument should something bad happen to you 
  • like that is his worst fear that he would be away on tour and something would happen like you would get in an accident or the saesangs would attack you stuff like that
  • and those fears would pop up in his head every time he left the apartment when u two fought and he would forget how to breathe until he snapped out of it and fuckign SPRINTED his ass back to your place
  • and he would burst into your room (bc he used his key okay he didn’t kick down the door. u gave him a key after the second time he did that)
  • and he would see you laying on his side of your shared bed, curled up in a tiny ball, a pile of tissues in the trash can next to you, and tiny sniffles and hiccups coming from you every once and a while
  • Jimin would ever so quietly walk around to the side of the bed and kneel down in front of you, and his heart would just break
  • you had messy hair, your face was covered in dried and fresh tear tracks, and you were holding onto the little stuffed kitten he had won for you on your first date
  • he would start crying as well and he wouldn’t want to even dare to touch you because he didn’t feel like he deserved to hold you if he had caused the person he loved the most so much pain
  • but you would say fuck that and throw your arms around his neck and he would break down and start sobbing into your neck, wrapping his arms so tightly around your waist and drawing you so close to him you two were almost one person 
  • and the two of you would just rock back and forth until you both calmed down and gave makeup kisses
  • and then comes the makeup sex ;)))
  • SPEAKING OF THAT IT’S YOUR FAVORITE TIMEEEE
  • so i see a lot of conflicting things on here
  • either he’s Mr Dom, second to Namjoon(who i firmly believe is 100% DADDY but that’s for another time) or the Subbiest sub to ever sub.
  • and personally i think he’s a switch? it really just depends on his mood
  • like i probably have said that for every one of these that i have done lmaoooo but seriously 
  • it just depends on his mood either he’s kissing you gently and his touches are so soft and he’s taking you so slowly and lovingly and caressing every inch of your body, practically worshipping it as he kisses every inch of skin he can get his lips on
  • or he’s fucking smacking your ass as he takes it from behind and pulls your hair while dirty talking you
  • there’s just no in-between 
  • except for maybe morning sex bc he would want you to take over in the morning and be on top but damn he wants to touch you so bad
  • ur sex life can be described as Mindblowing 
  • bc with his dancer hips and his stamina and your ability to toughen up and take it for as long as he wants to you
  • most of the time you can’t actually remember what happens bc it’s so amazing lol 
  • he’s pretty vocal but not as much as taehyung lmao the only one louder then Tae is Hobi(of course) but he’s a pretty close 3rd 
  • he strikes me as a moaner and a whiner? sometimes he groans when he’s close to finishing but usually he’s a p consistent moaner
  • MESS ME UP MAN PARK JIMIN IS FUCKING ME UPPPP
  • he’s v cuddly like i said before
  • his favorite this is pillow talk
  • after yall are done w ur thing he likes to draw patterns on your bare back while you lay on his chest, nuzzling his neck and you have to guess what he’s drawing on your back
  • literally when i say he loves pillow talk he LOVES IT
  • like Jimin basically has sex w u, not just bc ur the bomb dot com w a smoking hot booty but bc its so he can just bask in the warm afterglow of your lovemaking session but also talk about serious things and silly things and the in-betweens 
  • this is your guys favorite time to talk about the future
  • he shyly tells you that he wants to marry you someday and he almost launched himself out of bed if u hadn’t tackled him and gave him lots of kisses 
  • it’s nothing permanent yet, bc he’s still really focusing on BTS promotions and growing as a group and as a dancer and singer with them 
  • but you don’t mind him taking his time and waiting for him
  • and he loves that more then anything 
  • like to him that’s the biggest sign of love you can give him is just being patient and waiting for him with anything you two do
  • Jimin would try to be almost as dedicated as you to your relationship as you were
  • bc he feels like it’s the only way to pay you back for waiting for him to have time for you while he’s working 
  • if he’s away on tour over your birthday or your anniversary or something he’ll arrange it so that he can send something to you can be face timing you as it arrives at your door so that he can watch your face as you open it
  • facetimeing 24/7 when he can’t be there with you
  • no matter if you’re texting, calling, face timing, or seeing each other in person he NEVER fails to tell you he loves you 
  • you come with him to inkigayo once and almost cry backstage when BTS wins the first award for their comeback song 
  • and he runs backstage to you after its all over and he picks you up and spins you around in a hug and gives you kisses and Jimin is looking up at you from under those long lashes and he just pushes some hair out of your face and when he puts you down he gives you a promise ring he was saving for your 2 year anniversary but he just couldn’t wait
  • Jimin has you wrapped around his finger but he never really realizes it bc he think that he’s wrapped around your finger and it’s true u could ask this boy for the moon and he would give it to you and he could ask for the sun and you would get it for him
  • his love is intense at times but it’s sweet and kind and gentle in the best possible ways 

end my life this series is making me slowly lose my mind
also i feel like these scenarios are slowly getting longer?? idk guys give me some feedback here ro send me some lil prompt ideas!! i love doing reactions but i haven’t done any in a while. 
<3 you! ~Admin Hedgehog

Warning: This is a weird post, but I just want to say in my defense, I have been thinking about this for way too damn long and I just wanna get it out.

So we all know that Emma gets up on her cute-ass tiptoes to kiss Killian ALL THE TIME because of that lil height difference and bc she’s a fucking cutie pie ok.

But then there’s that kiss from 4x09 when Killian is all worried that she’s been sucked into the hat so when he sees she’s okay he just goes running to her and hugs her, then smooches the living daylights outta her. It doesn’t show their full bodies, but Killian does this little shuffle/wiggle motion that, to me, looks like he’s adjusting how he’s standing and also makes him gain a couple inches in height. PARDON MY SHITTY GIF:

So I have legit been thinking, in my mind, that this time and probably several other times, Killian adjusts his height to kiss Emma by just making his stance stupidly wide (instead of leaning down like a normal person) and looking like a dork. And I’m not sure why, but I find that idea really endearing?

AM I MAKING SENSE? HERE, HAVE A VISUAL:

Smol emma on tiptoes? Or less smol killian being ridiculous?

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