all i want for christmas (is my two front teeth)

Headcanons pt2

-Noodle used to be obsessed with TMNT and made the other band members dress up and participate in pretend battles with her. 

-Every year when its Christmas time Murdoc will play “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.” on full blast just so that he can make fun of 2D.

-Murdoc hates pickles.

-Russel has saved up money throughout the years for Noodle just in case she ever wants to go to college.

-2D gives Noodle his old keyboards. 

-When 2D feels upset Russel will try to make him Peppermint tea. It tastes horrible but 2D still drinks it because he appreciates the thought.

-Mudoc had a real thing going with a girl until he found out that she cheated on him. He was heartbroken for a while. 2D and Russel thought that he had it coming but Noodle would make him alphabet soup and arranged the letters into the words, “That skank didn’t deserve you.” That was when Murdoc really owned up to the fact that he did love Noodle like a niece.

-When the band would go on long car rides and tours they would all play ispy and the alphabet game.

-Russel used to be a stripper his stage name was “Hot chocolate”

-Murdoc kept the outfit from the “Rock the House” music video and puts it on when he wants to feel good about his body.

-Noodle said that she thought she was fat once and the whole band immediately showered her with compliments.

-Russel said that he thought that he was fat once and was immediately showered with jokes. The band doesn’t know that he takes them to heart.

-There is no calling “Shotgun” if you are in the band. It’s a fight to the death to get the passenger seat.

-Noodle has a collection of really cool Japanese masks and she gave one to 2D (Yall already know the one i’m talking about)

-There is someone else who owns the mask that 2D does and they use it to steal from banks and shit. 2D has been arrested multiple times on accident because of this.

-Everyone in the band is Bisexual. Russel is the only one who still denies it and is scared to come out of the closet. #FreeRuss2k17

How the turtles react to their s/o having a gap in their teeth:

WARNING: NONE

Requested by: Anonymous

The guys reactions to their s/o trip to the dentist & getting a tooth removed leaving a little gap. (Super self conscious) 

Leonardo: 

“There’s no need to be self-conscious,” Leo would smile hopefully, holding your hand tightly within his own, to reassure you his words were sincere. “Honestly, you can hardly even notice it.” Unaware of how stupid he sounded saying that, Leo soon received a punch to the arm; “can’t notice it? Leo there’s a bloody black-hole between my teeth!” You retort defensively, being incredibly aware of just how obvious it was. “What I meant was…” Leo began again, slowly, rubbing his arm (even though you knew you didn’t hurt him) “You’re so beautiful, I couldn’t find a flaw.” And he kisses you on your cheek to prove it.

Raphael:

“Ha - you look like Donnie!” Raph would blurt out unintentionally, not really comprehending how self-conscious you were about the space between your teeth. Though, as quick as you were to cover you mother, he had already realised what he’d said, and how horrible it must have sounded. “Shit - I didn’t mean -” He sighed for a moment, and then looked dead in your eyes; “don’t cover it, baby. It’s adorable.”

Donatello:

“Honey, if you are that worried, I could make you braces? I did it for me.” Donnie mumbled, stroking your arm as you lent against him, refusing to open your mouth. “I don’t want braces, Donnie. I want my tooth back,” You sulk, embarrassed by the gap between your teeth. “I don’t think there is anything wrong with your teeth.” Donnie practically whispered, the words hardly audible except to the two of you, “I think it’s perfect, like you.” 

Michelangelo:

“Shut up Mikey!” You chuckle, but at the same time you feel your face burn from how embarrassing this all was. How did you know, out of everyone, Mikey would be the one that would make you laugh, no matter how self-conscious you were about it. “So, are you saying at Christmas I can’t sing All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth?” That earned the nearest pillow being thrown straight into his adorable little face. “You sing that EVER and I’ll shove that mask so far up your arse you’ll be able to floss with it.” You retort, playfully narrowing your eyes at him. Mikey was silent for second, the expression on his face evidently showing his struggle to conceal laughter, at whatever you’d said. “I’m trying so hard not to joke about that.” Mikey mumbled through his lips which did their best to remain shut. “Joke about what?” You frown at him: “flossing.” And then you threw another pillow at him. 

batfam christmas headcanons
  • Damian didn’t grow up with christmas, and thus finds most aspects of the holiday to be absolutely ridiculous. 
  • He scoffs at the ridiculousness of “an elderly man who invades private property just so he can leave presents for children who have made arbitrarily good moral decisions” and will scowl at every Santa he comes across. 
  • Jason always hated christmas when he was out on the streets because of the stark consumerism and what he viewed as empty messages of “hope” and “charity”, so he gets really broody around the holidays.
  • But his first christmas eve at the manor, Jason sat in front of the tree for hours, just staring up into the lights with teary eyes, because he finally had something to be hopeful about. 
  • Damian was forced to dress up as an elf for a charity christmas appeal that Bruce hosted, and he made more than one child cry that night by lecturing them on how *tt* obviously… Santa isn’t real
  • Bruce was of course dressed as Santa Clause, and the batfam never lets him forget about it. 
  • Babs took up knitting when she became Oracle, and one year she knit everyone ugly christmas sweaters that they never wore because they were that bad. She’s still salty about it. 
  • Alfred was the only one who wore his. And once she got a little better, she knit him a pair of gloves and a warm scarf as thanks. He wears them every year. 
  • Dick drank too much eggnog at the Teen Titans’ christmas party one year, and if you think he’s clingy when he’s sober, you have no idea. Donna and Wally have videos and photos they show to newbies, so everyone has a very mixed image of Nightwing.
  • Though his family was never really religious, Dick grew up going to christmas eve mass with his parents; and sometimes he and Alfred will go together to Gotham Cathedral’s midnight service.
  • When Tim was little, he organised a full-on investigation into the existence of Santa Clause, that culminated in a stake-out in front of the fireplace, and ultimately deduced that he was not real. He was like, four years old.  
  • Cassandra goes to the Gotham City Ballet to watch their production of the Nutcracker every year without fail, usually with Steph and Harper. (One year Bruce took her to see it, and she wouldn’t stop smiling for days.) 
  • Duke gives the best gifts out of everyone in the batfam. Even if they’re not expensive, they’re so thoughtful and scarily spot-on. He even made Damian momentarily forget his hatred for the holiday when he gave him an antique dagger he found on sale in a Gotham pawn shop. (Bruce was not happy.)
  • Snowball fights are now off-limits in the batfam. Last year, Tim took one to the face and it gave him a concussion. It is still unclear as to who hit him (it was Damian, goaded on by Jason). 
  • Dick knows the words to every single christmas song by heart. And his renditions of Mariah Carey still haunt the echoing halls of Wayne Manor to this day. 
  • Damian adopted (read: commandeered) a reindeer that was part of a Santa meet-and-greet, and could be heard shouting “take that you senile old imposter!” as he majestically rode off on it through the snowy streets of Gotham, the bells on its harness ringing into the cold air… 
  • Bruce reluctantly let him keep it. Its name is Lucifer.
  • It’s futile trying to bake christmas cookies with Steph, because she eats raw cookie dough by the spoonful. 
  • One year, they tried to make a gingerbread house together, but Steph ate all the candy and only left them a single gumdrop to decorate it with. But the house was burnt and collapsed anyways. Everyone blamed Tim.
  • The next year, they made sure Steph was distracted, and Babs was able to build a gingerbread house replica of Wayne Manor, complete with a bat-signal.
  • Dick and Damian reached breaking point their first christmas as Batman and Robin when Dick serenaded him with “All I want for christmas is my two front teeth,” and Damian responded by setting the christmas tree on fire. 
I will miss you. Not like the rain in a drought. Not like the summer in the winter. But like a baby tooth in the presence of an adult tooth: I’ll know that you’re never coming back again. I will meet a young child in the corner store that vividly tells me the tale of the morning he woke to find the tooth he left beneath his pillow had turned in to a dime. I’ll cry and he will lovingly offer his money to me, concerned that the tooth fairy had never visited me. My Grandfather will leave his dentures on his bathroom sink and I’ll brush my teeth to rid the taste of grief. A Christmas choir will show up on my front doorstep and sing “All I want for Christmas is my two front …”. God dammit I’ll beg them to stop before they can say it. And maybe that is why I couldn’t smile when you said goodbye.
—  aribcagesymphony, Goodbye Baby Teeth.

vhopejin  asked:

december 25

Your birthday is on Christmas!!😱😱 that must be wild!

December - what do you want for christmas?

My two front teeth. I’m kidding, uh I want a new computer because mine freezes like every hour and I have to restart it

25 - what is your favorite childhood memory?

I don’t have a specific one but I think it was being with my family at my cousins house just all being together and happy :) all the times we visited I guess

Send me your birthday!

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Traditional Holiday [LISTEN]

       i. Adeste Fideles (O Come, All Ye Faithful)// Luciano Pavarotti ii. Auld Lang Syne // Guy Lombardo iii. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing- Gloria (In Excelsis Deo) // Mariah Carey  iv. The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)// Nat King Cole v. O Come All Ye Faithful // Nat King Cole vi.O Little Town of Bethlehem// Burl Ives vii. O Holy Night // Il Divo viii. Gold Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen // Bing Crosby ix. Joy to the World// Faith Hill x. Silent Night // Johnny Cash

Classic Holiday [LISTEN]

        i. Happy Holiday // Peggy Lee ii. Santa Baby // Eartha Kitt iii. Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree // Brenda Lee iv. Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney // Ella Fitzgerald v. Frosty the Snowman // Nat King Cole vi. Rudolph the Red- Nosed Reindeer // Bing Crosby  vii. Where Did My Snowman Go? // Petula Clark viii. All I Want for Christmas [ Is My Two Front Teeth] // Spike Jones ix. Santa Claus is Coming to Town // Frank Sinatra x. Jingle Bell Rock // Bobby Helms  xi. Boogie Woogie Santa Claus // Mabel Scott  xii. Mrs. Santa Claus // Nat King Cole xiii. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S // Eddy Arnold xiv. Frosty the Snowman // Jackson Five  xv. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer // Elmo & Patsy xvi. Baby, It’s Cold Outside // Dean Martin xvii. Winter Wonderland // Louis Armstrong xviii. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) // The Chipmunks xix. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus // The Ronettes xx. Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane) // Elvis Presley xxi. A Marshmallow World // Dean Martin xxii. Feliz Navidad // Jose Feliciano xxiii. Santa Claus is Coming to Town // The Jackson 5 xxiv. White Christmas // Bing Crosby xxv. Jingle Bells // Sammy Davis Jr. xxvi. You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch // Thurl Ravenscroft xxvii. Winter Wonderland // Tony Bennett xxviii. I’ll Be Home for Christmas (If Only in My Dreams) // Frank Sinatra xxvix. Happy New Year // Judy Garland

Rock Holiday [LISTEN]

        i. Christmas All Over Again // Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers ii. The Christmas Blues // Bob Dylan iii. Happy Xmas (War is Over) // John & Yoko and the Plastic Ono Band iv. Do They Know It’s Christmas? // Band Aid v. Step Into Christmas // Elton John vi. 2000 Miles // Pretenders vii. Wonderful Christmas Time // Paul McCartney viii. Last Christmas // Wham! ix. Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town // Bruce Springsteen x. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) // U2 xi. Father Christmas // The Kinks xii. Thank God It’s Christmas // Queen xiii. Blue Christmas // Elvis Presley xiv. Jingle Bell Rock // Hall & Oates xv. Run Rudolph Run // Chuck Berry xvi. Silent Night // Johnny Cash

Pop Holiday [LISTEN]

        i. Santa Baby // Kylie Minogue ii. I Wish Everyday Could Be Like Christmas // Bon Jovi iii. Oh Holy Night // Christina Aguilera iv. All I Want for Christmas is You // Mariah Carey v. You Don’t Have to be Alone (On Christmas) // NSYNC vi. Happy Christmas (War is Over) // Maroon 5 vii. Spread a Little Love on Christmas Day // Destiny’s Child viii. Christmases When You Were Mine // Taylor Swift ix. Winter Paradise // Destiny’s Child x. Once Upon a December // Liz Callaway xi. My Only Wish (This Year) // Britney Spears xii. Christmas Time // Backstreet Boys xiii. I’ll Be Home for Christmas // Whitney Houston xiv. Christmas Lights // Coldplay xv. Please Come Home for Chritmas // Grace Potter and the Nocturnals xvi. I Don’t Wanna Spend One More Christmas Without You // NSYNC xvii. White Christmas // Lady Gaga xviii. Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow // Michael Buble xix. Merry Christmas, Baby // Christina Aguilera xx. Oi to the World // No Doubt xxi. Baby It’s Cold Outside // Leon Redbone and Zooey Deschanel xxii. Happy New Year // ABBA

Alternative Holiday [LISTEN]

        i. Christmas Tree // Lady Gaga ii. The Fallen // Franz Ferdinand iii. Santa Through the Back Door // 30 Seconds to Mars iv. A Great Big Sled // The Killers v. Not Tonight Santa // Girls Aloud vi. Santa Looked a lot like Daddy // Bowling for Soup vii. Merry Christmas // The Ramones viii. Oi to the World // The Vandals ix.  All I Want for Christmas is You // My Chemical Romance x. Yule Shoot Your Eye Out // Fall Out Boy xi. Don’t Shoot Me Santa // The Killers xii. There Ain’t No Sanity Claus // The Damned xiii. What’s This? // Danny Elfman xiv. Feliz Navidad // It Dies Today xv. Credit Crunch Christmas // The Toy Dolls xvi. Mr. Grinch // D.I. xvii. I Won’t Be Home for Christmas //  Blink- 182 xviii. Merry Christmas I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight // Bowling for Soup xix. Punk Rock Christmas // The Ravers

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anonymous asked:

So I've read different origin fics, and I like the ones where Dipper's whole transformation isn't instant. Mostly because there's room for me to imagine Mabel making Dipper sing "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" on camera and then every year watching it on Christmas/in the holiday season. It becomes Pines Famliy Tradition (TM) and later a subject of confusion for demonologists. (WHY DID ALCOR THE BLOODY DREAMBENDER SUBMIT TO CHEESY HOLIDAY SONGS???)

Beautiful.

Less beautiful is Mabel keeping all of Dipper’s old teeth in a jar that she decorates.