Soooo… I made this post a little while ago… and I’m gonna lie, I’m enjoying the reactions I’m getting from it. So I made it into a fully-fledged mud fic. Enjoy! (and by enjoy, I mean cry about it bc tbh this broke my heart a lil bit while writing it)
Hey Q guess what!? PUNS! What do you call security outside of a samsung store? A guardian of the galaxy! I also had a joke about unemployed people but it didn't really work. Plus I can't believe that I was fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off. I'm readying a book on anti gravity. It's I'm possible to put down. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but I changed my mind. I would tell you a chemistry joke but it wouldn't get a reaction.
* heh, that’s pretty good, peaches!
* but hell, kid, sorry to hear you got fired for taking a day off.
* i’m sure everything will work out, though. And hey, at least you got some more time off, right?
((Jolie’s Input: again, i apologize for the fact that Q is terrible at the whole sympathy to strangers thing 8′D I hope everything works out and you get a new job soon, though!))
SPEAKING OF SPOOKY PENNYWISE HAPPENINGS, this is a different anon, but I had a dream the other night, the ones that feel like you're witnessing something real and feel like a straight up memory when you wake up, had a dream like that that all I can remember is a red balloon tied to my fence outside and I woke up in a sweat, I heard some jingling but my housemates came into my room so I didn't think much of it, but I made a joke as I was getting ready for work TBC
“And mind I work overnight shifts so it’s the dead of the night, I turned to my housemates and I was like “Daddywise is gonna float my ass tonight” which we were all laughing but then I go to leave and I swear I keep hearing weird shit in my music and I paused it to see what was wrong and I heard “come float” really quietly over my shoulder and I literally yelled at 3:30 in the morning walking to work “BOI IF YOU DO” and anyway, yeah he’s real and he tried eating my ass
Also, talking about Pennywise being real, there’s a straight up vein of witchcraft called Pop Culture Paganism which instead of worshiping a pantheon of gods, you make your own out of stuff in pop culture that you feel really connected to (like my friend made a pantheon out of the Hunger Games characters) so really, Pennywise in that tradition is technically a god!”
i’ve recently started having pennywise related dreams. i heard footsteps and the sound of my door opening through my headset last night and my dog has been staring into empty rooms and running upstairs in the middle of the day which she only does if she feels threatened or scared. our thirst has cursed us all. can’t blame penny for being mad though. hmm…what are the chances i’ll get some clown dick before death?
Hey, so it turns out they finally have a trailer out for the new Equestria Girls online series. It said it's been out two days, so was surprised since you're usually how I hear about new EG stuff. Anyway, we finally get to see some more characters humanized forms, some hints of an actual relationship for one of the mane six, and the main part I want your feedback on, we can finally see the outfits for all seven of the characters. Mind giving your thoughts when you're able to watch?
Oh yeah–I saw that trailer the day it came out. I probably didn’t mention anything because I’m really occupied with Midterms. x_x
I made a post some time ago give my thoughts on their general outfits/designs. Now that I can see Rarity’s I do really love her outfit in general, but at the same time, something about it seems less practical for daily wear. And while I would believe if anyone would wear something fashionable but unpractical on a daily basis, it would be Rarity–I’d still like to see her wear something that seems both casual and Fabulous ™. Hrm…I may have to take a stab at design of that.
Getting a better look at Pinkie’s I’m not thinking she REALLY needs better contrast. The shape of the skirt is a nice new touch, but without the blue of her old outfit, she’s looking a bit bland hue-wise. Otherwise than that, my opinions of their outfits are all still the same as that old post (Spoiler: Twilight’s is still awful)
As for the story and plot? We’ll see.
I was worried that the 11 minute shorts wouldn’t give stories with much meat on them, but some of the shorts have actually been pretty good with that length–and hell, as someone pointed out to me, if Steven Universe can deliver the kind of impact it does in 11 minutes, why can’t Equestria Girls?
I just hope the content of the series is varied–There’s gotta be some magical girl adventures mixed in with the slice-of-life stuff. AND ROCKBAND STUFF. I WANT MORE CONTENT LIKE RAINBOW ROCKS.
I don’t have a particular issue with Spruce being there, though I know some people do. On that note, I do actually kinda hope to see some Sunset Shimmer and Flash Sentry stuff going on, though that might be an unpopular opinion…
Offline came at a great moment. My husband's grandma just passed away and I'm baking and reading to comfort myself since he's taking it pretty hard. I really like it and can't wait to see where you go with it.
I’m sorry to hear honey, going through the same thing with my grandma, who passed on Thursday. Writing and baking and cleaning to keep my mind busy.
All the love and good vibes as you go through this ❤️❤️❤️
Sometimes when I’m watching a show or a movie I have to pause it because a character says something that reminds me of bellarke and y’all it happens a lot because they have these lines like “I/We need you”, “I can’t lose you too” and “I got you for that” and the freaking word TOGETHER! Like don’t even get me started if I hear anyone say they are going to do something together I immediately have bellarke flashbacks for 5 mins straight. I literally always have bellarke on the back of my mind it’s non stop. Help me
like ngl….. me and brown ppl generally don’t vibe. And ofc me and white folks defs don’t vibe but that’s cultural connection that’s lacking even if the views are there..And though I love brown girls, the ones I vibe with atleast as far as in my personal life, are pretty rare…..
what is your advice to people who haven't met taylor or never even been noticed ? :(
don’t worry about it :)
i started my blog before taylor ever came on tumblr. i was just here to have a good time and have an outlet for all of my taylor swift related posts bc my friends were tired of hearing me talk about taylor so much. i came to tumblr to find like minded people, and i found some of my BEST FRIENDS bc of it. finally i found MY PEOPLE and one those ppl just ended up being taylor herself ♥️
Hey guess what!? PUNS! What do you call security outside of a samsung store? A guardian of the galaxy! I also had a joke about unemployed people but it didn't really work. Plus I can't believe that I was fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off. I'm readying a book on anti gravity. It's I'm possible to put down. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but I changed my mind. I would tell you a chemistry joke but it wouldn't get a reaction.
Error, Jay, Ink, and Zack all descend into hysterics while Luke just groans. Off in the distance, you hear a cacophony of furious nyeh’s.
put your lips close to mine as long as they dont touch out of focus eye to eye till the gravitys too much and ill do anything you say if you say it with your hands id be smart to walk away but your quicksand this slope is treacherous this path is reckless this slope is treacherous and i i i like it i cant decide if its a choice getting swept away i hear the sound of my own voice asking you to stay and all we are is skin and bone trained to get along forever going with the flow but your friction this slope is treacherous this path is reckless this slop is treacherous and i i i like it two headlights shine through the sleepless night and i will get you ill get you alone your name has echoed through my mind and i just think you should think you should know that nothing safe is worth the drive and i will follow you follow you home ill follow you follow you home this slope is treacherous this daydream is dangerous this slope is treacherous and i i i i i i i i i two headlights shine through the sleepless night and i will get you ill get you alone your name has echoed through my mind and i just think you should think you should know that nothing safe is worth the drive and i will follow you follow you home ill follow you follow you ill follow you follow you home this slope is treacherous and i i i like it.
Venus in Aries: I heard your laughter before I saw you. And then I couldn’t take my eyes off you. And after everyone had gone home we were still running around, or you were running I was just trying to keep up. You work hard, play hard and love even harder, but you like to try on a couple of sizes before you find the right fit. It’s the way you make me laugh at the most ludicrous things, the way you know exactly what you want and are not afraid to go and get it. You make me feel like anything is possible. Our love was like a tickle war turned makeout session, and I still remember the heat when our skin touched. There will never be anyone like you.
Venus in Taurus: Being with you is like coming home. Like a perfect dream. Like lavender candles and cuddling up to a marathon of our favourite show. You kissing me between every episode. You don’t like playing games and you don’t like being rushed when falling in love. You take your sweet time, worshipping my body and my mind so my heart can’t help but follow. I remember those lazy Sundays, strolling through the furniture store, your hand in mine and we would pretend to decorate our future house. But all we came out with were more lavender candles and a burning lust for each other. You turn the mundane into something truly magical.
Venus in Gemini: You drive me crazy, I never know where we stand. We spend the most incredible nights together and then I don’t hear from you in forever. Maybe that’s your style, you wanna look me in the eyes and not read my words on your phone. We sit for hours and people watch, making up backstories for them. When I’m with you I have no sense of time, all I can think about is your mischievous smile and the way you play with my hair. Your love is all-consuming, like nothing in the world matters to you more. With you my sense of reason is completely clouded, I’m yours for the night and every other night. If you’ll have me.
Venus in Cancer: My hero, my sensitive babe. Your heart on your sleeve, that look in your eyes and I was yours forever. When you kissed me I could see our lives flashing before my eyes. Sitting on opposite sides of the sofa. Your nose in a book but your hand on me, like you needed to be connected to me or else you’d die. Every time you catch me staring at you I can’t help the grin on my face. You are fragile and strong, creating this protective space around us where we can just be together. I love how you’re not afraid of your feelings, and how you already named our kids even though we need to discuss it lol. You make it feel so real, like you are the missing piece of the puzzle.
Venus in Leo: I remember the first time I met you, it all happened so fast. At a party, my friend introducing you and before I knew it your arms were around me. I remember melting into your hug, and the electricity in the air when we finally let go. Everyone else thought it was weird but we both knew, there was no turning back. Being with you feels like running through a field of flowers, faster and faster. Your laughter and your moans echo in my head. My legs feel like giving out but your hand refuses to let go of mine. It’s that smile after you say something clever, and they way you make me feel like it’s just me and you versus the world. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this loved.
Venus in Virgo: You make me feel whole. Driving down the freeway blasting our songs, I can’t sing but you don’t care. Your hand on the stick shift and for some reason I got all hot inside. It’s the way you wrap your arms around me at the checkout line, like I’m yours and you don’t care who knows. You’re thoughtful and observant, you make me feel like I matter to you. And it’s not an act, you are actually that kind. I’m trying so hard to describe you, but all I can think about is that night when my family fell apart. You drew a bath with bubbles and you held me until the water went cold. Then we ate raspberries (my favourite) and watched Modern Family. And then you loved me until I didn’t feel like I was falling apart anymore. I think that describes you more than words ever could. You’re the one I see sitting next to me on our porch doing a crossword puzzle, in our old bodies. But it doesn’t scare me because your spirit is forever young.
Venus in Libra: Being in love with you is so easy. Our first date was to the movies. You gave me a red poppy and held my hand the entire time, gently playing with my fingers. My heart was about to beat out of my chest but somehow I was calm, because you were. I love the way you talk so easy, with that breezy confidence. Like you’d never tell me a lie. The way you were charming and kind to everyone from the bus driver to the server at the pizza shop. After talking to each other all night in the park, it was the only place that was still open. My mum still asks about you. I think she loved you more than I did, and that’s saying something.
Venus in Scorpio: God, the way you tear me apart and then put me back together. Over and over again. You of all people know that life isn’t always chocolates and roses. You’re not afraid of the ugliness of human nature, instead you try to find the silver lining, the beauty in the madness. You demand that I’m honest with you, and in turn you trust me with your own secrets. It created a bond beyond love, or maybe it was love. It just felt different, like it was based in reality and not a love story. You’ve seen me at my worst and still think I’m beautiful, because you see people’s souls. Nobody can hide their true nature from you for you are an expert of reading between the lines. Your animalistic passion penetrates deep, and everything becomes a haze of lust and obsession. Because if you’re not obsessed it’s just not worth it. I would trust you with my life, because you would sacrifice your own for the one you love.
Venus in Sagittarius: We had just gotten comfortable on the top of the mountain we climbed when you hit me with “Do you think out of seven billion that some people have the same personality?” And you packed my favourite sandwich, tomato, mozzarella and basil. A moment of breathless kisses and triumph. Your strength made me feel strong too, and your devotion made my heart swell. You never stand still but it doesn’t matter, because you take me with you and always make sure I’m alright. You make me feel included, showing me off and introducing me to all your friends. I’ve never felt more proud than when I’m standing next to you. When you told me how much you loved me I knew it was true.
Venus in Capricorn: The true romantic. What drew me in was that calm stare, you looked like trouble I swear I was gonna faint on the spot. You could keep up with me, and when you took my hand and said “Trust me?” I somehow believed you. But what made me fall for you was how you kept all your promises. Your presence is honest and true, the way you make me feel like I would never be alone, like I would always have a friend. I love falling asleep in your arms to your heartbeat. You’re gentle with me, I can feel your love in every touch. Your love made me believe I could do anything, because I knew you would stick by my side. If I asked you to.
Venus in Aquarius: Keep it cool, that’s how you roll. Almost untouchable, but you let me touch you. It was like the seasons changed in seconds. You finished that last drop of champagne and said “Let’s get wet”, then we jumped in the pool. And then you kissed me. It felt like breathing underwater, I don’t even think you live in the same world as the rest of us. I texted you at 2 a.m. and you didn’t hesitate. Trapped between your body and the wall, your lips on my neck and I was already in heaven. I never thought you loved me back, until you showed up on my doorstep, whiskey on your breath and tears in your eyes. After that I never doubted you, because I knew then that your love was more than words.
Venus in Pisces: With you it’s all about the moment, and moments with you are plush and whimsical. Like sitting on a cloud. You are still the only person to ever write me a poem. And when you asked me if I liked it, how you let me see your vulnerable side even though the look in your eyes was sheer terror, you were brave. I was at loss for words so I just kissed you deeply. You see the beauty in the little things, like asking me about what I dreamt last night or giving me cupid earrings so they could whisper sweet nothings in my ear when you’re not around. Your love is poetic, you actually think of me and what makes me happy. Whenever you see something that reminds you of me you always let me know. I can’t help but think how lucky I am to be so cherished.
If you had told Harry Potter, back in his first year of Hogwarts, that he’d be sharing custody of a child with Draco Malfoy, he would have laughed. Loudly. But here he was, fifteen years later, and one of Teddy Lupin’s two legal guardians.
When Harry had accepted Remus’s offer to be Teddy’s godfather, although in the thick of war, he still never considered he’d actually have to raise someone else’s child. Teddy’s grandmother, Andromeda, had taken care of Teddy originally, which Harry was glad of - a 17 year old did not a father make. Still, he made sure to visit often. He knew what it was like to grow up without parents.
Harry wasn’t surprised that Draco visited just as often. Andromeda was his aunt after all, making Teddy his first cousin once removed.
Harry didn’t make a fuss the first time they’d bumped into each other at Andromeda’s, even though the last time they’d seen each other had been at Hogwarts, in the middle of a war, on opposite sides. He trusted Andromeda, and if she, as fiercely protective as she was, trusted Draco around Teddy, that was enough for Harry to do the same. Although, he still watched closely, curious to understand Draco’s behaviour.
Years past and Andromeda grew weary. She had already raised one child, and she was far too old to be chasing after another. As godfather, Harry knew it was his responsibility to take over as Teddy’s guardian, and no longer a teenager, he felt like he was ready. But Draco had insisted that it was he who should become guardian, as a blood relative.
They had argued like they might have back in their Hogwarts days, with taunts and snide jabs, even a few hexes, before Andromeda put a stop to it. “How do either of you expect to raise a child if you still act like children yourselves?” She had yelled at them both, her words striking home as always.
Shared custody was Andromeda’s idea, but they both agreed it would be the best option for Teddy. He had already grown attached to both of them, and they both loved Teddy as if he was their own. On that, they were in agreement, if nothing else.
These days, they saw a lot of each other. Teddy made sure of that. They hadn’t quite reconciled all their differences, but they were civil, even polite to each other. They had to be for Teddy. But there was such a coldness to their interactions sometimes, that Harry wondered if it would be better if they just went at it, like they really wanted to. Said what they were really thinking.
Like that time when Draco dropped Teddy off at Harry’s office in the middle of a work day because he had an appointment, and Harry said, “Of course, no problem Draco. Please take your time,” but what he’d really wanted to say was, “You couldn’t have given me some warning so I could plan my day around this, you inconsiderate prat?”
Or the time Draco had taken Teddy on holiday and returned a day later than expected, and Harry said, “That’s okay, Draco, I’m glad you’re both back. I’m sure Teddy had a great time,” but what he’d really wanted to say was, “I thought you were both dead you selfish jerk, you never thought to owl ahead to let me know?”
Or last week when Draco had to reschedule their agreed custody routine because he had a date on Thursday night and Harry said, “Hope you have a lovely night,” but what he’d really wanted to say was, “I hope your date throws wine in your face and leaves you with the bill.”
It’s not like Teddy didn’t know what was going on. He was a perceptive kid. The whole situation was ridiculous.
WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: MENTIONS OF MISCARRIAGE AND PHYSICAL FIGHTS.
“You’re supposed to be in the hospital gown, it’s why we laid it out for you,” Y/N stated, pointing the pen in her hand at the white gown by his feet.
“I’m not wearing that paper shit,” Harry grumbled, “and I’m perfectly fine to leave.”
“That cut says otherwise,” Y/N says.
Harry watches as she sets down the clipboard and turns on the sink to wash her hands, she’s cute. She’s nothing like the kind Harry would go for. His usual prey would be at the bar, lonely, maybe going through a breakup, but he knew for sure that by the end of the night she would be in his bed. Y/N on the other hand looked like too pure for him, and he hated that look.
From his experience Harry had learned that girls like Y/N believed that they were too good for a guy like him. Girls like Y/N, with an innocent smile, soft skin, and soft voices, tended to only use him for one thing, to make their parents upset. Harry had seen it time and time again, it was only a matter of weeks before the girl would crush his heart and move on to someone better.
“I don’t feel anything,” Harry stated.
Harry had grown numb to just about everything. He couldn’t feel the punches thrown at him, he couldn’t feel his emotions, it all just seemed gone to him. He didn’t mind though, no emotions meant he couldn’t get hurt, and no pain meant he was unstoppable.
Boxer Harry Styles highers, incredibly perky Y/N as his on-call nurse.
Bonus Video. Got a Podcast for this Tuesday with TheOdds1Out.
feeling bad recently and kept also hearing nothing negative stuff about
animation news. The thing that helped me put my mind at piece was
drawing and or editing. That’s why I made this using the Man of Steel
theme. Took about a week working on and off.
Eventually I’ll make a list of all the cartoons used for this video.
Neil wasn’t into reading, seeing as he had been on the run for a good portion of his teen years and never had the time to just sit and relax
And his parents weren’t the type to read him a bedtime story when he was little
But Andrew likes to read because books had always put him into another world where he could pretend to be the hero worshipped protagonist and didn’t have to actually worry about anything because it wasn’t real
So Neil finds Andrew reading all the time
Stuffed in a beanbag chair while Nicky and Aaron are playing some dumb video game in the living area, in the back of the bus to one of their away games, snuggled in bed waiting for Neil to be done arguing exy strategies with Kevin (and to come snuggle him to sleep)
This one book Neil has noticed Andrew reading lately is one that he’s seen him read before and the title looks familiar:
Hey request are open. Can we get where the reader can duplicate and but
she starts duplicating in her sleep. So it freaks the whole team out so
they confront the reader about it.
Bucky has created a chatroom.
Bucky has added Bruce, Thor, Clint.
Thor: SIR OF SCIENCE
Bruce: Yes, what can I, Sir of Science, do for either of you?
Bucky: Can you explain Y/N’s powers, but without the science?
Bruce: Y/N can duplicate them-self, or objects. That’s all I can say without getting into the science.
Bucky: Can I have more details please? Especially about the clones.
duplicate of Y/N is an independent, self thinking version of Y/N, and
usually contains one trait of Y/N that defines their whole personality.
Sometimes they have no traits of Y/N, and take on their own.
Bucky: Now… how do you get rid of the clone?
Bruce: Any other way you’d get rid of someone, or have Y/N dissipate them.
Clint: So, we’re stuck with them until Y/N wakes up?
Thor: Y/N HAS BEEN SUMMONING THEIR DOPPLEGANGERS AS THEY SLUMBER.
After he had picked me up from my home, we drove to our favourite cafe and took our favourite spot near the back of the building. He told me I looked pretty today, something he would always tell me, but today it felt different. As if he poured his heart and soul into telling me those four words. I excused myself to use the restroom shortly after arriving and as I returned I noticed from afar, the way he smiled staring at his phone. Did I want to go through with this plan of his, just to hear the words he said he was going to tell me today? They say curiosity kills the cat, and here I am standing here waiting to pretend to be my best friend’s fake girlfriend. I didn’t mind so much, on the pure fact that Jimin’s ex wasn’t the nicest - but still he fell for her over and over again and gave her one too many chances, only to have her break his heart all over again. But this time, at least he’s taking the initiative and taking control of the situation this time and not letting her back in to ruin his life.
But what was it, what was so intriguing about the way he dodged my question to get me to agree and act as if I wanted to kiss him willingly? Don’t get me wrong, Jimin has always been an amazing guy; he’s my best friend and there had been multiple occasions where I’ve wanted to grab his cheeks and kiss him, and when we were younger we had kissed before, but as time passed and the whole ordeal with his ex girlfriend, those feelings seem to have faded. Every time I told him that she was no good, he would cry and tell me that she made a mistake again, and that he feels bad because she’s crying over him. So he would take her back. What made him change his mind this time? Not that it’s not a good thing of course, but there must be a strong desire from him to make him not care about that crying bitch.
It had felt like a stab in the back, but you couldn’t seem to pull the knife out. Shawn had chosen his girlfriend over you, and you couldn’t deny the obvious: you felt betrayed. You so badly wanted all of this to be a nightmare and to run into the arms of your bestfriend, but you knew that was no longer an option.
The past three days have had you consumed with trying to get a hold of Shawn, begging for him to hear you out. Your heart told you to leave him be and to hate Shawn, but you couldn’t even will a finger to do so. The six going on seven year friendship between you and Shawn was too valuable to give up without a fight, but it was hard fighting a battle single-handedly. You might’ve been mad at the moment, but as much as you hated to admit it, you couldn’t ever get yourself to fully hate Shawn.
Luckily for you, Ian, Geoff, and Matt had been over at your house trying to comfort you since the night that everything blew over. You were initially surprised how they sided with you knowing how close they were to Shawn, but you were grateful for their support nonetheless. They’d check up on you, bring you food, and gave you the company that your heart so badly needed. The three were like the older brothers you never had.
“Seriously, thank you guys so much for doing all of this,” You gestured to all of the snacks, drinks, and games they brought over to you face.