all homestuck characters

i had a hyper realistic dream that there was a homestuck movie. all the characters were voiced by famous voice actors and it was very good. it was over five hours long and it premiered on cartoon network at 8 PM with a projected end time of 2 AM.

saw someone saying V/riska shouldn’t be held responsible for her terrible behavior because of her abuse and ptsd and imagined Dave going

homestuck: this character is only on three panels, has no canon personality, is born into misery and frees himself from slavery only to have everything he loves torn from him, then is wired into a starship and used as a living battery for thousands upon thousands of years expanding the empire he was fighting against in the first place, and then dies unfulfilled and agonized as a result of the apocalypse

me, for some godforsaken reason: there he is, there’s the character i’m going to latch onto and write about until i die

in spirit of the omegapause, i bring to you another round of hunger games! i mean, what says “omegapause” better than everyone dying? exactly. let’s get started!


THE BLOODBATH

alright we’re starting out good so far look at the boys go

c o w a r d

well that’s an unlikely group

THE FIRST DEATHS AND TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ARE DOWN

well idk how useful you’re gonna be with a trident but okay

m o r e  c o w a r d s


DAY ONE

an unlikely showmance forms

hell yeah power duo i’m all for this

well i mean that was to be expected

rolal’s teamin’ with the end game enemy they’re supposed to fight okay what

LMAO

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT ONE

*distant yaoi fangirl screeching*

WHAT THE FUCK EQUIUS

imagine the condy’s ghost stories omf

HOLY SHIT NEPETA

dirk was literally chasing him a minute ago wh at


DAY TWO

lots of risky business goin’ down here hmmmmm

ICONIC

WOAH THERE GUYS

uHHHH,,,,,,,,

and here comes the death pile probably

okay everyone seems to be doing well so far

nevermind

????????????????????

ROSE NO

DAVE YES

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s a smol checkup on the tributes with team scourge, both team strilondes, and team villain still standing strong

karkat and jane have the most kills, nice


NIGHT TWO

condy finally turns on rose, as expected

GAMREZI PLS NO GET IT AWAY

egderp


DAY THREE

what a great start to the day :’)

me af

well they’re all fucked

HE ACTUALLY USED THE TRIDENT

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT THREE

i like that idea


DAY FOUR

the bad blood keeps getting worse between these two

boy howdy!

yeah tavvy go kill someone with your trident B)

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT FOUR

welp ((i laughed i’m sorry))

TAV WHY

*FIRES HIS DEATH LASERS*

…bro (’:


DAY FIVE

THAT’S YOUR MOTHER, DAVE

me af again

dirk just wants his trident tbh

team villain finally working together how sweet

and with that team scourge is dooooown

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s another smol checkup on our remaining tributes! team villain and one team strilonde are standing strong, while half of the other team strilonde was taken down and team scourge was wiped out completely

karkat, rose, dave, and jane have the most kills!

NIGHT FIVE

sick beats

TAVVY WHEN I SAID KILL SOMEONE I DIDN’T MEAN HER


THE FEAST

here comes the death probably

this must be some gourmet meat

cowards

 DAY SIX

…..bro );

she just keeps going

r.i.p to some cinnamon rolls ;-;


NIGHT SIX

HELL YEAH ROSE LALONDE

i guess they forgave each other for the meat fight


DAY SEVEN

alright then

LOL GET REKT

aaaaand here’s probably the final smol checkup on our remaining tributes. at this point there are no teams, only truces.

rose and dave have the most kills now, hell yeah!


NIGHT 7

i guess condy and rose are getting along again. also poor dirk lmao he’s all left out


DAY EIGHT

egderp strikes again

rose got everyone to hunt down the condy oooo she still mad

r.i.p egderp ;-;


NIGHT EIGHT

she spotted themmmm


DAY NINE

THAT ESCALATED TO QUICKLY I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGGG

DIRK AND ROSE ARE JUST CASUALLY PICKING THINGS AND THEN

r.i.p tavvy ;-; BUT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST DEATH COME ON HAHAHAHAH


NIGHT NINE

wait what don’t team on rose

WELP NEVERMIND


DAY TEN

AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS

r.i.p ;-;

and here we have our winner!

aaaaand here are the placements!

even though dirk is in first, he shares the highest amount of kills victory with rose and dave B)

gg

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My name is Roxy Lalonde and it’s hit and miss.

Homestuck Aesthetics [7/?] - Roxy Lalonde

some headcanons??? i guess

in my humble opinion the one character who was the least satisfying of all characters in homestuck was vriska serket.

not because she didn’t have enough spotlight, but because all of the spotlight amounted to like zero development and lacked any point whatsoever.

at least with gamzee, the lack of development can be pushed off on the fact that we never see him speak.

like no offense to people who find her super interesting but like she got all this coverage and all this buildup and all this attention and then she was like. just the same awful bully she was when this all started and nothing ever came of it.

I… I… I… what are words? How can I describe something so beautiful, so amazing, so unbelievably perfect in a couple of words besides just screaming incoherently and sobbing (I’ve been fanning my face for a good couple of minutes trying not to cry, like sheesh)? This is all I’ve wanted ever since we got a Game Over- to see the kids we’ve been following for years again. The kids who went through a very different experience from those in the Alpha timeline. The kids I loved with all of my heart; I still love the Alpha timeline kids, I do, but these are the kids we’ve known the longest, who we’ve watched grow and change into the people they were as they died. I needed to see them again, even if the next time I saw them was for the last time. And this upd8 gave it to me (though Karkat, Kanaya, Gamzee, and Dirk didn’t come back as they were practically vaporized/glitched out of existence ):), along with dead awake/dreamselves (THAT’S JUST TRAGIC, THINKING THEY WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE AND MERGE WITH THEIR OTHER SELF BUT THEY JUST DIE D:), (Vriska) and GO!TZ meeting up again happily (though they got vaporized at the very end D:<) and a great inside look into TZ’s mind (as well as her aspect in general… like as a Mind player myself this is just fascinating even though I’m a Mage). She felt like she was missing something, something important, and she was- the memories of GO!TZ. GO!TZ went through magnificent character development, even if it was negative, and TZ felt she went through little to none and depends on Vriska A LOT. Now she has all of these memories- whether they’re just her doomed selves memories or all the memories from all the doomed characters, I don’t know, but now she has the knowledge she needs to grow and move forward, and that’s all I ever want from a character- especially one I relate to, not only in the Alpha timeline but in the GO timeline as well. This was the PERFECT way to start off the Omegapause, and I think Terezi: Remem8er may be my favorite flash so far (BEAUTIFUL ART, BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, CAME OUT EARLY (like 5pm for me when it’s usually 6pm or 7pm), HOLY SHIT YES) until we get endgame flashes. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat my feelings because I’m about to cry from thinking about all of this (ESPECIALLY THE DEAD AWAKE/DREAMSELVES LIKE THAT JUST FUCKS ME UP SO MUCH) and I really don’t want to.