Edit: Okay had 2 change the caption bc people were taking it the wrong way?? I dont hate gay people my two favorite characters are gay so like?? Dont say someth abt it if u dont look at the rest of my page guys!
One thing that drives me nuts in Daredevil, because the show/Matt never acknowledges it:
Matt can’t tell when Elektra is lying.
Not ever! And you would think that he would have caught on by this point, but no, he still says things like ‘your heartbeat is always loud and clear’ and falls for lines like ‘listen to my heartbeat, you know it’s true’* without a blink.
Like, at this point I just admire Elektra for having the chutzpah to pull all this off, but damn Matthew. You never learn.
Sorry for the long moment of inactivity, folks! School got really busy. but I’m back in business now (yay summer) and I’ll be posting a lot more translations!
This guy is such a damn piece of work, my gawd hahahah.
MY GAWD THIS STORY.
HE’S SOOOO. TRASHY.
AGHAGA RIEIIII. I’ll be
translating them in order of the original CD releases.
Special thanks to Deea for getting the raws~
storm caused me to fall from the ship I was aboard. Death was
impending; my body was sinking towards the ocean’s floor. I was
destined to drown… …until a girl appeared out of nowhere. She
held my body and navigated the ocean’s waters with such ease, as if a
storm hadn’t exist. Upon arriving at the shore, the girl whispered
dear prince, you’re safe now.”
voice was as lovely as a bell’s ring. My condition wasn’t so good.
Having drunk a bunch of salty seawater, I found myself barely able to
move. Though, I managed to open my eyes and they would see who owned
that lovely voice――Opened they did and saw clearly did they. The
girl. Her legs. She didn’t have the legs of a human being. My rescuer
was a mermaid.
was a sign of a person approaching, causing the mermaid to rush back
into the sea. A different girl came to help me. At the time, I was
delirious and thought she was the one who saved me. I then became
engaged to her.
I thought it was all in good. Not only did I have a fiance, but I
could also play around. My palace could only give me so much
amusement and what’s a man to do when there’s plenty of beautiful
women around? Even if I’ll be married, no matter how much I played
around with girls, not a single person had an issue with it.
Don’t lie to your mom, she’ll always find out in the end
I havent been able to stop thinking about this joke so here you go (a collection of brand new high-quality headcanons including “evil lair doorbell” and “pajama oz”) (signing cinder is legitimately good though youre welcome)