all h o r r i b l e

Let’s be lovers.

May we shout
the n a s t i e s t names,

Make the best
e x c u s e s,

Brew the most poisonous
j e a l o u s y,

Breed our
s e l f i s h n e s s,

Bring our
w o r s t,

Compete for the most agonized
v i c t i m,

Throw all sarcastic
j o k e s,

Stab each other’s back with various
s h a r p o b j e c t s,

Drink each other’s
b l o o d and t e a r s,

Mourn for each other’s
d e a t h–

c o u n t l e s s times,

yet
still
be
m a d l y
in
love


afterwards.

6

This is your heart, and you should never let it rule your head…I’ve always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you, for the final proof.

T H E   F I N A L   P R O O F   v s .   T H E   F I N A L   P R O B L E M

You didn’t win, you lost. Look what you did to her, look what you did to yourself, all those complicated little emotions, I lost count. Emotional context, Sherlock. It destroys you every time.

ok wait hold up

oh what a lovely photo of these lovely men! wow! one is confused, one needs a haircut, and one is just looking into the distance! how artistic and wonderful! except…

hold up

this plate is c l e a n.

now either hugo doesn’t eat, like at all (which would explain a lot), and is just chillin, or

that man leaves no piece of food behind. none. eats everything and way way faster than literally e v e r y o n e. he’s k i r b y. he just i n h a l e s it.

i’m not sure which frightens me more.

Chicken Fight - Steve Rogers x Reader

Words: 711
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Featuring: Tony, Rhodey, Thor, Nat, Clint
Warnings: swearing maybe
Requested by anon
Hii! Do you think i could i request a one-shot of the avengers at the pool with Steve x reader and the avengers are playing a bunch of games and stuff and they have dating for a bit but have kept their relationship secret and the team does a chicken fight and they kiss underwater?? You can make the ending what you think is best! 💖💖 Thanks!
Authors Note: i h a t e w r i t e r s b l o c k

Masterlist


“How come we don’t make money from this job?” You asked Steve while the two of you were sitting poolside as everyone else was doing their own thing, most of the team in the pool.

“Is saving the world not enough reward for you?” Steve laughed and lifted his sunglasses.

“How am I supposed to buy all the food I want without getting money?” You argued.

“Look, you know I love you, but I really don’t think we have to worry about money. We kind of know a billionaire,” Steve whispered, making sure no one could hear you.

You rolled your eyes, “Yeah, but-”

“Guys!” Tony shouted, “Get your asses over here, we’re playing a game because everyone is ready to fight! So I, naturally, came up with the best idea!”

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to the one that loves her next:

if she chose you, you must be special. she’s picky.

if you make her toast or a bagel, make sure the spread goes all the way to the edges. if its a bagel, put some extra cream cheese on the plate. she enjoys dipping the bagel in it.

surprise her with dunkin donuts. she LOVES iced coffee. shot of vanilla, with cream and sugar. if you get her a donut, she HATES cream-filled. get her a jelly one or a strawberry frosted (dont forget her sprinkles. she wont let you live it down)

she may not act like a “girly girl”, but randomly give her a bouquet of flowers. she loves them.

take interest in her art! she LOVES showing you her art and shes amazing at it. please, dont blow it off as if its dust.

remember that the very first thing shell do when she gets home is take off her socks. thats her equivalent of taking off her bra (which she does next).

shes ditzy. and its the cutest fucking thing.

when shes nervous or anxious, her stutter gets really bad. keep watch for that, and calm her down and prevent a possible panic attack.

calm her down by handing her cat to her. her cat is easily her favorite thing.

dont be offended, but she will seriously love her cat more than you.

she gets SUPER heated in debates. its cute and fun, but dont say shes being too emotional. she’ll leave.

she has depressive episodes, and all she will want to do is watch disney movies. watch them with her, and cuddle her.

the most important thing: she feels uncomfortable/awkward in sexual situations, and does not enjoy sex very often. DO NOT take any sexual frustration out on her. it is not her fault, because she will try her best.

if i ever hear that you’re hurting her, taking out those sexual frustrations, or not doing something right, i swear to fucking god i will make your life a living hell, if i even decide youre worthy enough to live.

she is my sun, but i am the moon, and the universe just decided we were not to be together. if i cant be with her, then i will do everything in my power to protect her.

- the guy who vowed to be her guardian angel.

M A R C H    B O T M !

i know i’m quite late at getting to this, but i’ve been wanting to start doing botm’s for a while now so, i decided to go for it anyway! i wanted to try something a little different, and since i know what its like to be a new creator on this site and the feeling when an edit you felt good about doesn’t get too many notes - i wanted to help shout out all the perf bloggers spending their free time making original content for us to enjoy! so, the three categories are:

  • blog of the month
  • creator of the month (gifs, aes, hp, multifandom - everything)
  • writer of the month (fics, headcanons, poetry - everything)

there will be one winner and two runner ups per category each month, and you’ll get a spot on my new ‘botm’ tab which i’ve just added to my page! and some more prizes which i’ll pop under the cut below 💕

R U L E S

  • must be following me
  • maybe check out my edits and the hprarepairnet?
  • reblog this post (likes only count as bookmarks!)
  • closes february 28th
  • there will be one winner and two runner-ups for each category
  • please put your creations/writing tag in the tags
  • not restricted to harry potter/multifandom blogs!

P R I Z E S    B E L O W

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*stubs my toe*

lol… what a GLITCH!! just like The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim published by Bethesda Softworks! THANKS BETHESDA SOFTWORKS FOR THE GREA T GAMES!!

*all my skin violently tears off of my body*

wow this sure is buggy! i love Fallouts 3 and 4!

*i begin to disintegrate as my corporeal form collapses into a black hole, spelling the end for this solar system*

A N O T H E R  G R E A T  T I T L E  F R O M  Z E N I M A X  S U B S I D I A R Y  b e t h e s-

anonymous asked:

What are your favorite things about Marcus Kane?

oh my god, what a question

  • i love his redemption arc <33333
  • his love for abby
  • his love for all the delinquents
  • B E A R D
  • B A C K
  • S H O U L D E R S
  • F O R E A R M S
  • how tall he is <3 (esp. in relation to how tiny abby is)
  • i love how he just wears his heart on his sleeve and loves and feels so ferociously
✧ m a s t e r l i s t ✧

AN: Here’s my master list of all my posts, as requested by Anon-san! Enjoy.


H A I K Y U U ! !

A O B A J O S A I

oikawa

  1. confessing to crush while they’re asleep
  2. comforting his chubby gf: body worship, nsfw
  3. winter head canons
  4. stressed out head canons
  5. friendship head canons
  6. stressed out s/o head canons

iwaizumi

  1. moonlight: song fic/soulmate au
  2. friendship head canons

kyoutani

  1. friendship head canons

D A T E T E C H

aone

  1. stressed out head canons

F U K U R O D A N I

bokuto

  1. bokuto x fem!reader confession: college au, fluff/nsfw
  2. starting a family: nsfw
  3. winter head canons
  4. insecure gf head canons
  5. meeting tendou w/ kuroo for the first time head canons
  6. friendship head canons

akaashi

  1. magnetic: song fic
  2. friendship head canons

J O H Z E N J I

terushima

  1. winter head canons
  2. friendship head canons

K A R A S U N O

  1. karasuno mistletoe special

daichi

  1. happy belated birthday head canons
  2. friendship head canons

sugawara

  1. friendship head canons
  2. stressed out s/o head canons

asahi

  1. friendship head canons
  2. stressed out s/o head canons

nishinoya

  1. eclipsed - noya x fem!reader
  2. bruised after shiratorizawa match
  3. winter head canons
  4. stressed out head canons
  5. friendship head canons

tanaka

  1. bruised after shiratorizawa match
  2. friendship head canons

kageyama

  1. winter head canons
  2. first time with fem!s/o: nsfw

tsukishima

  1. first time with fem!s/on: nsfw
  2. asking crush to prom
  3. childhood friend
  4. s/o bottles up emotions
  5. friendship head canons

yamaguchi

  1. friendship head canons

N E K O M A

kuroo

  1. locker room sex: nsfw
  2. winter head canons
  3. friendship head canons
  4. meeting tendou w/ bokuto for the first time head canons
  5. strawberry bubblegum: soulmate au

yaku

  1. friendship head canons

kenma

  1. friends w/ benefits
  2. stressed out head canons

S H I R A T O R I Z A W A

ushijima

  1. friendship head canons

tendou

  1. winter head canons
  2. meeting bokuto & kuroo for the first time head canons

K U R O K O N O B A S K E T

G E N E R A T I O N of M I R A C L E S

aomine

  1. gf w/ a high sex drive head canons: nsfw
  2. crush sort of confessing to him
  3. friendship head canons

midorima

  1. first date w/ crush

murasakibara

  1. friendship head canons

S E I R I N

kagami

  1. friendship head canons
Mystic Messenger Reactions: The RFA as types of vampires
  • Yoosung: "The Newbie"
  • -He was only bitten recently...
  • -Not one for human blood
  • -Thinks of sucking blood as an indirect kiss
  • -That low key freaks him out
  • -"Could I go into shock from drinking different blood types?"
  • -Would be pretty awk, indefinitely asking for help on how to be the edgy vamp he now is
  • -P o o r b o y
  • Zen: "The Looker"
  • -Would be tempting all the ladies
  • -Looks like an albino anyway so he should be fine
  • -Doesn't like draining blood BC it gets sick nasty sometimes (yuck)
  • -Refuses to dye his hair black (Jumin recommended him to do so)
  • -H e w o u l d n e v e r
  • -Still brags about looking hot
  • -Likes eating red meats instead
  • -It seems more practical ???
  • -Wears sunscreen while performing onstage... Those lights are rough on one's skin and overall complexion,,,
  • -Complains on not getting enough outside time
  • Jaehee: "The Pro Vamp"
  • -V practical
  • -U can't be a vampire if you're a whiny baby this is a real woman's game
  • -Is very good at hiding her secret, unlike Yoosung, Zen, and 707.
  • -Doesn't like to talk about how she got changed
  • -Is p darn good at what she does not to brag or anything but
  • -Is tight with Jumin because of it
  • -Brings a classy, decorative, and definitely lacy umbrella with her in public.
  • -Kind of intimidating now, not that she wasn't before.
  • Jumin: "The Negotiator"
  • -Alpha Male
  • -The dramatic one
  • -He probably wears guyliner to look the part
  • -Even so, no one really knows that he's not human
  • -He runs a business! He can't flaunt his powers!!
  • -Reminds everybody of Edward from Twilight
  • -Except he's better looking
  • -Still wears a tux
  • -Still loves Elly
  • -Doesn't go outside if he doesn't need to
  • -What's the point??
  • 707: "The Gag Vamp"
  • -Looks more of like a Halloween-infiliated vamp than a movie-generic one
  • -Quotes Count Dracula a whole lot
  • -Has many tricks up his sleeve
  • -Carries around fake packets of blood and plastic bats for kicks
  • -Wears a cape lined with purple velvet
  • -Loves being a vampire!!
  • -So many jokes!!
  • -likes spooking people
  • + V and Saerun
  • V: "4 Senses"
  • -The chill vamp that doesn't meddle or bite people
  • -He just chills eternally
  • -Is blind, so he uses vibrations to gauge where he I going (echolocation for the most part)
  • -Basically Alpha Male... Besides Jumin.
  • Saeran: "Devious Hottie"
  • -Definite blood kink
  • -No doubt about it
  • -Hardcore vamp
  • -Already looked the part before he had been turned
  • -Still a sexy beast
  • -Still loves being a vampire!!
  • -Wears chokers now
  • 💜💜

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Under the cut, you will find #151 miscellaneous gifs associated with the half-human, half-angel Shadowhunters race. This gif hunt includes gifs of their general appearance, weapons, runes, fighting gifs, etc. Some gifs are faceless, though not all of them. I apologize for any possible repeats. None of these gifs are mine but feel free to message me if you want your gifs to be removed. I will make more of these hunts if you guys appreciate them. Please like and/or reblog if you found this useful!

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                                            My  h e a r t  stores electricity

                           my  b r a i n  is constructed of circuits and binary

                                                my  b o n e s  are metal

                                           my  f l e s h  is made of silicone


                                                                all fake

                                                          all man-made

                                                                  but I

                                                   I am  R E A L

LOOONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I A K U THE S H A P E S H I F T I N G MASTER OF D A R K N E S S UNLEASHED AN U N S P E A K A B L E EVIL. BUT A F O O L I S H SAMURAI WARRIOR WEILDING A M A G I C S W O R D STEPPED FORTH TO APPOSE ME *WHPSS* *WPHSS* *PWHSSH* BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A P O R T A L IN TIME, AND F L U N G HIM INTO THE FUTURE. W H E R E M Y E V I L I S L  A  W. NOW THE F O O L SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE F U T U R E THAT IS A   K   U

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D E L I R I U M  trilogy: locations → T h e  W i l d s

Trees close in around us,  l e a v e s  and  b u s h e s  press on me from all sides, brushing my face and shins and shoulders like  t h o u s a n d s  of dark hands, and from all around me a strange cacophony starts up, of fluttering things and owls hooting and animals scrabbling in the underbrush. The air smells so thickly of flowers and life it feels   t e x t u r e d, like a curtain you could pull apart.