Ok so I’ve been attending Catholic school for as long as I can remember. Right now I’m just finishing up my last year at an all girls Catholic high school. Let me preface this by saying that, for the most part, Catholic school has been a very positive experience. The teachers are caring, the facilities are nice, and the students are mature and friendly. However there are some aspects of the Catholic school experience that have been kind of challenging (read: makes me want to be a little dead). In our junior year, all students in our school have to take a class called Theology of the Body. It was about as bad as you’d expect. Anyway, I thought that y’all might get a kick out of some of the crazy shit that we learned.
Birth control is killing our women. You got it guys. The pamphlet doesn’t really explain how, but it is.
fun masturbation tips for both boys and girls. Masturbation will ruin your marriage and your life.
Obligatory homophobic rhetoric that claims it isn’t homophobic
Obligatory complaints about planned parenthood. My personal favorite is #14.
If you ever wondered why The Straights™ are the way they are, this might be part of it. He wants to be your night in shining armor.
Develop self-esteem. Be a virgin. Save yourself from the fires of Hell.
Bonus: we did at one point get a pamphlet (which I can no longer find) that insinuated that the owner of planned parenthood wanted to poison the water supply in order to induce miscarriages in pregnant women. the teacher was a middle aged white woman with like 9 children who once told us the grave story of when, out of ignorance, she used birth control. And how she and her husband healed from that experience when they discovered the Truth.