What Tumblr Has Taught Me About Fandoms I'm Not In
These may be spoilers but then again I don't know if these are even accurate. And by that I mean these are not at all accurate.
Teenage girl volunteers for fight to the death. Love triangle issues between Katniss, a dude named after bread, and some guy whose name I forgot. The government is shit.
Everyone is divided into dollar store brand Hogwarts houses. There's a character named Four and that really confuses me. Was he the fourth child? Did his parents run out of names? Was he cursed with "Stupid YA Character Names Syndrome"? Can someone just explain??
They're in a maze and then they leave. The outside world sucks. The sun exploded or something. It's solar powered Walking Dead but with the gays.
There was a movie and it was shit. There's vampires or demons or some kind of supernatural forces. The boy with the nice hair and the glitter-covered male model are really gay for each other. I thought it was called the Shadowhunter series but apparently it's not.
All I know is that this skater boy named Noah was too great for this world so he died. That's it. That's the extent to my knowledge.
The Fault in Our Stars:
Cancer kids fall in love and make the symbol of unbreakable romance a parody of the saying of a broken up emotional wreck of a relationship.
It's modernized fairytales so it's pretty much the Grimm Brother's own version of Percy Jackson. And Cinder is a mechanic so I guess that makes her Leo Valdez?
Song of Achilles:
Surprise they made Ancient Greece even gayer.
Nicky noticed his distraction and tapped the faces in the closest photograph. “Dan, Renee, and Allison. Dan’s good people, but she’ll work you to the bone. Allison’s a catty bitch you should avoid at all costs. Renee’s a sweetheart. Be nice to her.”
So i was trying to like fall asleep with my boyfriend after playing huniecam a few rounds and then it struck me like lightning what would be the fucking best next huniepot game now with all the girls and all
A fighting game!
Now your gonna think I’m mad or some shit but I promise you this is actually a legit idea!
So we have 18 girls right? All with diffrent personality and acting ways! Some we know better by them being in huniepop and some less because they are only in huniecam but all got personality and their own traits right? Right!
So every girl could have a diffrent fighting style with a diffrent kind of weapon as a example I came up with was Aiko
Aiko could fight with a long teacher ruler kinda like a sword just smacking people with it.
Beli could be fighting in a very flowing way since she is good at yoga with kind of this belly dance feel to it! And her special a medicin ball which comes out and then she throws her self on it like rolling out on her stomach for massive damage.
Audrey could fight with a broken vodka bottle, Jessie with her titts, Momo with her claws, Lola with a suitcase, Venus and Kyuu with their love power things!
KYUUS SPECIAL SHOULD BE HER OPENING A DOOR SHE MAKES APPEAR AND THEN A FLOOD OF SEXTOYS LIKE FLUD THE STAGE!
Brooke could fight with a spatula and Candy could have like a big pole she like swings her self on making attacks with pole dance like moves!
ALSO when you win there could be like really cool ending types cut scenes!
I want it… it would be ridiculous and so fucking amazingly cool
Sometimes I love running this Tumblr; it has introduced me to so many wacky obscure games. For example, this all-girl eroge fighting game from the pre-Internet age.
“Metal & Lace” allowed players to build and customize robots and then go toe-to-toe with a roster of beautiful “robo babes.” Players could also purchase a separate diskette, which added nudity to the game… because this is pre-Internet we’re talking about.