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You: Why the heck are they wearing those things instead of armor?

Me: They recently recovered some early 21st century items Gaul took their stuff so they had to dip into the emergency stash of clothes Casual Friday!

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From now on I want to narrate every Sherlock interview as if I'm Lemony Snicket

“If we pull this off, it’ll be television history!” Amanda said, gleefully. Amanda should not have said this, and she certainly should not have said it gleefully. What Amanda should’ve said instead is “This season includes a very talented actress who will surely impress you all.” However poor Amanda did not say this. And several months later she certainly regretted her mistake.

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Sue’s eyes widened in shock. They did not widen in shock because Amanda had spoiled the plot of the show, or because Amanda had just hinted at what may happen in the upcoming season, but rather because Amanda had just told a massive, whopping, great big lie. And Sue was shocked.

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“Love conquers all,” Benedict smiled sappily. Benedict did not, of course, mean “Sherlock’s romantic love of another person and their love of him conquers all their problems this season,” but rather, “In my opinion Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have been in love for over a century and I believe it is only right that they should be allowed to love each other and that I should kiss Martin.”

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Steven hid his head in his hands. Steven did this because he thought Benedict was being cheesy and romantic, however it seemed to the audience like he did this because Ben had just given away a major point of the plot. Steven should be more careful about how his body language portrays his feelings.

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Mark looked like he wanted to kill Benedict. This was not unusual, however. Mark always looked like he wanted to kill Benedict. And Steven. And everyone, in fact. Mark liked to think about murder.

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“This is the best season yet,” Steven said. He was lying. I know he was lying because in reality it was filled with plot holes and glowing pictures and boys who eat out of dog bowls. But I’m not a rude person, so I left Steven to his ignorance.

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“Who you really are, it doesn’t matter,” Mark typed. Mark should not have typed this. In fact, I wanted to hit Mark with a big stick and tell him ‘who you are REALLY matters’ but Mark would not have listened. Mark thinks he is smarter than me. He is clearly not. But who he is still matters.

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“I’ll die if Johnlock doesn’t happen,” a TJLCer sobbed as she typed on her laptop. “RIP,” Mark replied. He did not do this to be funny. He did this because he can be a massive twat sometimes. This was one of those times. 


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 "I don’t know, I don’t know, I’m just in it!” Martin squeaked. He was not trying to hide a secret, as many believed. Martin was just genuinely baffled by the new season. And by baffled I mean ‘had no idea what the plot was, what the point was, what his character was suppose to be doing and why he didn’t get to kiss Benedict.’

Your Guide on Edit Theft

Topics covered in this guide:

1. The Basics

  • What is edit theft?
  • Why is it bad?

2. Proper Use

  • Using edits in other contexts.
  • Using edits on themes.

3. Proper Credit

  • Why “not my edit” is not okay.
  • Always ask first!

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Hello, everyone!! 

I recently reached 1.5K lovely followers and this is so so amazing!!  I never thought I would get this far, and the affection and love and friendship and companionship and involvement of you is one of my biggest reasons to smile. So, thank you. Thank you so much!! I love you all <3 

To celebrate such exciting news, I’ve decided to do Blog Awards !!

Okay, so let’s move to some important information:

How do you nominate people? Send me an ask with the URL of the blog you want to nominate + the category you’re nominating it in (anon or not) ~ make sure to check the categories before nominating !

How do you vote? Each like and reblog on the asks with the nominated blogs counts as a vote! 

How do you win? The blog with the most votes in each category wins! 

More important info: ~ Please, reblog this post to spread the word!
                                    ~ Follow me, maybe? But no pressure 
                                    ~ The tag for the blog awards will be: 
                                       #amanda’s 1.5k blog awards
                                    ~ All the nominations must be done until October 26
                                    ~ The results will be posted on October 27/28

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I have never been beautiful,
and I am no one to judge;
but the girl peering out at you
through blood shot eyes and matted hair
is truly the ugliest I’ve ever seen.
Heaving through corrupted lungs,
clutching her broken ribs,
she falls to the ground.
I’ve never been much of a fortune teller
but this girl is dying.
Tears fall down her fragile porcelain face
like rain falling from a sad sky
and her heavy sobs are the thunder
that sends small children running for cover.
Yet there is no lightning.
No light left in her eyes.
Fading dye in her dead hair
and nails chewed to the cuticle
she shakes with anxiety.
Her hands shake as she pops pills
into her small pink mouth
greedily like candy.
This girl is dying.
Her small boney fist is raised
and with all the might left
in her emaciated
weakened
tortured body
She shatters the mirror.
My knuckles are bleeding.
—  I used to write love poems. How quickly things change.

I think my favourite head canon is that Cayde, after years of wanting to leave the tower and go back out into the field, ultimately ends up bonding with the people of the city and all the non-guardians working at the tower. Resulting in him being actually kind of fond of his job in the Tower.

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Hey @taylorswift ! You’ve been so supportive, kind to us, and just incredible recently and I just wanted to put something together to thank you. You’re honestly the best, greatest thing in our lives and we all appreciate your consistent support. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. This is a collage of about 100 fans just to thank you for how kind you’ve been recently.

We all love you SO much. Thank you for being our best supporters and such a huge source of happiness for us all. I hope that you see this and know how much we love you and how many people have your back.

People also submitted messages that I added below. I know that they would love for you to read them. Love you babe.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN!!!!