all dogs are puppies

anonymous asked:

I got the idea of long distance au barisi, who meet online and fall in love across the country from each other and when they first meet after one of them moves back to New York, the first words out of Barba's mouth are, "Oh my god why are you so tall"

Pfffft!!!

Okay, but that’s actually hilarious, although I do have to feel a little bad for poor Sonny bby who’s probably been running around like a puppy dog on crack all week because he’s so excited!! to meet!! his boyfriend!! after a year!! of dating online!!

And then what does the first thing out of Rafael’s mouth end up being?

“Oh my god, why are you so tall?”

Not, “I love you”, not, “I’m so happy to finally meet you after all of this time apart”, not even a snarky, “Oh, you’re much cuter in your profile picture than in person”.

Just. 

“Why are you so tall?”

And Sonny is mentally just “!!?!!!??!!!” because he didn’t??! think!!? it would matter?!

But here’s his online boyfriend of a year staring at him as if he’s suddenly grown three heads now that they’re actually in front of one another.

The only thing that Sonny can think to do is lean down close, put his lips next to Rafael’s ear, and whisper, “I mean, we’ve had video chat sex, Rafi, you had to have known that I wasn’t exactly short…”, to which Rafael turns bright red and splutters, and pulls Sonny by the end towards the exit of the airport.

The Signs as Puppies

*In respect for national puppy day*

Aries:

Originally posted by gfycat

Taurus:

Originally posted by puppypu

Gemini:

Originally posted by i-wildest-dreams

Cancer:

Originally posted by puppypu

Leo:

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Virgo:

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Libra:

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Scorpio:

Originally posted by puppypu

Sagittarius:

Originally posted by puppypu

Capricorn:

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Aquarius:

Originally posted by glassbonespaperskin

Pisces: 

Originally posted by midnightinparis

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todays twitter dump is seungchuchu themed because they are the best boys!! dedicated to @llyn-on-ice because she showed me part of something she was writing and it inspired most of this and also she inspires me every day of my life 

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Just a friendly reminder that as a whole dogblr does not support backyard breeders and people who breed just because they’ve got two dogs and want puppies.
Responsible, reputable breeders have mentors for years who teach them the ropes. They complete important health testing, which ensures that the parents are healthy enough to be bred and deliver a litter, as well as make sure the puppies will be free of genetic diseases and will be structuraly sound. They title the parents to prove that these are two dogs who will produce amazing dogs, who were worth being bred.
Good breeders breed with a goal in mind for what they want out of the litter - A temperament, a drive, a something instead of just puppies. Good breeders don’t just throw two dogs together because they can.


It’s not cool. It’s not cute. It’s not okay.