all coming out like shit

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Because of Yuuri, the senior division banquets stopped being formal events lol skaters generally wanna skip it but when they figure out the power couple is coming they're all like "HOLY SHIT KATSUKI'S GONNA BE THERE? I'M GOING" every year the new skaters are traumatized, and every year Yurio tries to avenge his dance battle losses lmao

yea all the new skaters are like “why is there a stripper pole??” and later they’re like “….HOLY SHIT SO THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WARNED US” bc they honestly can’t handle the hotness that is yuuri katsuki on a pole

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Peter Cushing + That sexy neck thing he always does after getting choked out

I realized that only thing that makes people special and unforgettable is their heart . Not their abilities or talents because there’s always someone else out there who has the same talents . Things like that is replaceable but you can’t replace the heart or seek out the same treatment a good person gave you in someone else .

its been so long but im still trying to figure out how you could go from “i love you” to “i don’t care about you anymore” in such a short amount of time

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Life is Gay

Edit: Okay had 2 change the caption bc people were taking it the wrong way?? I dont hate gay people my two favorite characters are gay so like?? Dont say someth abt it if u dont look at the rest of my page guys!

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- Hyung, did you know I’m DIY?

- Oh really?

- Yeah, you’re gonna have to do me yourself 

jk Jungkook would be laughing too much even thinking abt the pickup line to say it


Commission for @thenjw Junghope IKEA date (thank you <3)

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CLICK ON THE PHOTOS tumblr blurs the f out of them ;-;

Drautos sure says a lot of cryptic shit like I’m sure it becomes a joke amongst some of the Glaives because how could he not?

“Uhoh here comes Captain Edge Lord.”

One day Titus arrives to the briefing room late and walks in to catch Crowe doing a half decent impression of him in front of the other Glaives. And he just stands in the doorway and the laughter from the other Glaives just dies as they all start to notice him. When Crowe finally turns around there’s just dead silence and they just stare at each other for a moment.

“Decided to start without you, sir.”

“I can see that, Crowe.”

the (murder) squad™
 
@excailzkrossmazi @denovember @sharpibees i hope yall can forgive me

Got7 reaction to s/o having high pain tolerance.

Anonymous said:Got7 reaction to their s/o having a weirdly high pain tolerance please! (Like they can accidentally cut their finger while cooking and not really feel it or they can get hit by something really hard and hardly react)

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JB: You two are secretly dating, only the members know about the relationship. Let’s say your solo artist, and you were invited to be a co-host on weekly idol for the group Got7. A game was set up, you plus got7 participated, the loser had to get thumped on the forehead, by a chosen person to do the thumping. You lost and of course the boys picked JB to do the thumping. It was a very loud, hard thump, but you didn’t make a sound or flinch. Others: “That didn’t hurt? it sounded painful.” You: “Nah, If I wanted it to hurt, I could’ve thumped my self”

Originally posted by defsouljayb

Jinyoung: Both of you are playing around. Him: *Slightly shoves you* You: *Shoves back harder than him* Him: *Shoves back…too hard causing you to hit the wall* “Ah! I didn’t mean-” You: *laughs…..then SHOVE THE FUCK OUTTA HIM* Him: *GIF*

Originally posted by periwin5les

Jackson: It was you, him, and some friends playing a game of bowling. Your turn was up, when you went to reach for the ball, you dropped it on your foot. Like any normal ass person, he thought you were gonna shout out crying or cursing, but instead you just picked the ball back up and continued to bowl. Came back to sit down like…..a fucking heavy ass bowling ball ain’t just fall on yo foot.

Originally posted by hobiiismylove

Mark: He couldn’t open a jar up. It was tightly on and when he tried it hurt his fingers. You two were having a conversation, you started to get annoyed by his grunts of frustration from trying to open the jar, so you took it from him and just with one twist, it was open. You: *hands jar back* “Now, like I was saying” Him: “…….You know I opened most of it for you right?”

Originally posted by jordragon

Youngjae: You were cooking a meal from a cookbook and you thought you were doing everything so right. But your finished product did not come out right at all it looked like a piece of shit. You: “I don’t understand what I did wrong……….FUCK I FORGOT TO ADD MILK” *Bangs head on wall hard asf* Him: *GIF* what the fuck……..

Originally posted by soulmatesjjp

Bambam: You and him played the warhead challenge, loser had to buy everyone dinner tonight. He couldn’t even go with 2 in his mouth, you already had 7 in yours, and was still getting more. He just gave up, he knew damn well playing with yo ass, he wasn’t getting anywhere.

Originally posted by jackseunie

Yugyeom: He can’t believe you just broke a thick ass piece of wood with your baby ass hands like it was nothing. If that don’t hurt you, he thought, then imagine the strength that comes with that high ass pain tolerance.

Originally posted by got7arrival

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14 vs 19. Today makes 6 months on hrt!!!

Good Lord..

I had to unfollow some people tbh cause of this whole Vernon “situation” like people are really making this into a big ordeal
ARE YA’LL FUCKING BORED??
One of the reasons I loved being a proud Carat was because the fandom is so chill. But right now, some of y'all are acting like ARMY’s (nothing against the sane BTS stans tho).
Like first it was about him apparently drinking, that’s shit was dumb af cause he’s of legal age in S.Korea. Now people had to find something else so, they’re talking about him wearing grills and how it’s cultural appropriation. And we all know what happens when we enter the territory of race and culture. It’s a tiring back and forth between multiple opinions and it’s just too much. I was hoping that it wouldn’t get big (I’m scared that it just might.). It’s sad cause there shouldn’t be any “scandal” right when their comeback is in the process like ?? We haven’t even gotten any teasers yet wtf dude..
And people are out here complaining about others getting offended by him wearing grills. I’M SEEING MORE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHERS GETTING OFFENDED THAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY GETTING OFFENDED. It’s really annoying like find something else to do… EVERYONE IS GONNA HAVE THEIR OWN OPINIONS IN THE END SO it’s best to just drop it.

P.S. LEAVE VERNON ALONE JFC JUST DROP THIS HONESTLY, ITS NOT WORTH IT

  • mom: let me know what stresses you out so I can help you with it. even if I'm contributing to it, just let me know.
  • me: okay, well, sometimes you yell at me and it makes me upset, because you always blame me for it and I'm not allowed to disagree with you or else it's all my fault.
  • mom: wELL EXCUSE ME YOU'RE SO UNGRATEFUL I GUESS I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE EVERYTIME I OPEN MY MOUTH I UPSET SOMEONE.
  • me: that's not what I'm saying.
  • mom: YES IT IS.
  • me: .....anyway

anyone else noticed the trend here on tumblr of worshipping certain famous women for like a couple months and there being serious hype for them and then like a month later everyone’s ripping into them and talking about how much they hate them

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I’m getting something; Something really strong. It’s the most p o w e r f u l thought in your mind. It’s a name. ……..Who’s Linda Park?

Titans #1

it´s time. someone find robert a potato-shaped rock so that he can take care of jason. 

When ya mom say some transphobic as fuck stuff

lol a few days ago in English I was listening to someone else’s conversation in class because I have no friends and this guy was like ‘yo xxxx is probably queer’ and i replied that i was the real queer in the class mind you i’ve been cracking ace jokes all year but apparently this kid and my entire class thought i’d been joking the whole time and they were like ‘???? you’re ace?’ and i was like ‘???? you didn’t know?’