all black air force

I just wanna walk in a foot locker and buy some shoes without even trying them on

Just get in that bitch and the lil referees be like “hey whats up welcome to foot locker, how can I help you?”

“Lemme get some all white and all black air forces in a size 11.5 bruh”

“Okay sir!”

*employee come back with my shoes, tryna take ‘em out the box*

“Nah, hold on, leave ‘em in the box”

“W-what did you s-say sir?”

“*stares intensely in their eyes* I’m buying them. Right now.”

“Y-you don’’t wanna try them on?”

“Damn, you know I never thought about that, I mean what if they don’t fit, what if they do- no. I’m buying ‘em right now.”

I just wanna see the general discomfort in how easy I’m making their job to a point where they can’t believe it.