all anthro foxes kindly form an orderly queue


[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “ [Geico Neanderthal Commerical[ ” Bottom text: “ [Resist urge to scream and throw prehistory book at screen] ”]

Hollywood Neanderthals make me range so hard. Yeah they weren’t as intelligent as humans but that doesn’t mean they were fucking stupid. They had ceremonial burial, they were just as varied as humans, and cared for their sick god dammit! They weren’t hairy or apelike, either. Homo lost hairiness long before they evolved. And don’t get me started on “Neanderthal eating a salad.”. They were CARNIVORES.

I’m a nood and just going through my first class but that really makes me rage hard. 

Submitted by DieselSteam

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Where your friends see a ‘freak'” Bottom text: “You seek for the appropriate cultural context”]

Mod: There are no freaks! Only badass cultures that are just cooler than your brain can comprehend.

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Econ professor gives a lecture on the history of property rights, said that hunter gatherers didn’t have a sense of property” Bottom text: “Someone didn’t read ‘The Old Way’ ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Too many all-nighters” Bottom text: “Start shipping Malinowski & Durkheim”]

Mod: Same, except with Franz and Margaret. I mean, have you SEEN that letter he sent her before she left for Samoa? All I can say is that I now have a tag that says:

#otp: Don’t forget your health…or the handcuffs.

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Anthropologists” Bottom text: “Stalkers with permission”]

Mod: I actually CACKLED when I saw this one. 4 for you, whoever made this.

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Anthropology” Bottom text: “I see living people. They are everywhere. Must hide.”]

Mod: This one’s for us archaeologists, non-contemporary cultural anthropologists, etc. All we want to do is study our dead people in peace, plz and thx.