I was woken up this morning at 9:30am by a phone call from a job I applied to yesterday asking me a serious of over-the-phone interview questions that I had to spontaneously think up answers to and pretend to be serious about; all whilst wearing Oscar the Grouch PJs and wrapped up in a Harry Potter blanket because fuuuhhck I’ve not even had any tea yet!
Must have been convincing because I got the interview! It’s just a supervisor job at a retail store, so it’ll be hell. But it’ll be hell that will pay me enough money that I can buy comicbooks. And that’s all a girl really wants in life.