all 9 seasons

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Jim wrote Pam a Christmas card telling her how he felt in season 2 and was too afraid to give it to her then but kept it for 7 seasons and gave it to her in season 9 when he needed to prove to her how much she meant to him wow I’m actually not fine.

the signs as rpdr season 9 queens

Aries: Alexis Michelle
Taurus: Eureka
Gemini: Cynthia Lee Fontaine
Cancer: Farrah Moan
Leo: Aja
Virgo: Sasha Velour
Libra: Valentina
Scorpio: Charlie Hides
Sagittarius: Shea Couleé
Capricorn: Nina Bo’nina Brown
Aquarius: Trinity Taylor
Pisces: Peppermint

Rupaul : So, who broke the coffee machine ? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Peppermint : I did. I broke it.

Rupaul : No you didn’t.

Rupaul : Aja ?

Aja : Don’t look at me! Look at Trinity!

Trinity : What! I didn’t break it!

Aja : Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken ?

Trinity : Becaus it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Aja : Suspicious.

Trinity : No it’s not!

Nina : If it matters… probably not… but Valentina was the last one to use it.

Valentina : Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Nina : Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Valentina : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nina!

Peppermint : Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Rupual.

Rupaul : No. Who broke it ?

Alexis : *Whispering* Shea has been awfuly quiet.

Shea : Really ?!

Everyone : *Fighting in the background*

Rupaul : I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Rupaul : I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick…

Rupaul : Good, It was getting a little chummy around here…