anonymous asked:

A2, for like everyone


Tech: Chaotic Selfless

TB: Neutral 

Mumbles: Neutral Selfless

Pel: Chaotic Neutral

Sky: Lawful Selfless

Calliope: Lawful Neutral

Littlefoot: Lawful Selfless

  • my wife: i'm leaving you
  • me: why?
  • my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can't take it anymore
  • me, quietly: lawful evil behavior
A brief summary of D&D alignments for the uninformed.

Lawful Good: Laws are good if they are just and fair.

Lawful Neutral: Laws are good because they are laws.

Lawful Evil: Laws are good, but only if they benefit me.

Neutral Good: Let’s do the Right Thing(™)

True Neutral: Please leave me alone.

Neutral Evil: What’s in it for me?

Chaotic Good: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world, and I would die for others freedom.

Chaotic Neutral: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world, and I would die for mine.

Chaotic Evil: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world. Mine more than yours. 

If a lesbian made a “queer alignment chart” that was “based off their own experiences” that put asexuals in the chaotic evil place, the ace community would go batshit crazy and put them on a blocklist with terfs, call them an aphobe, call them a trans and bi exclusionist, and use it as an example of the systematic oppression of asexuals. 

Fox Alignment Chart

Lawful Good: Nick Wilde

Originally posted by disney-yensid

Neutral Good: Mozilla Firefox

Originally posted by thunpratan

Chaotic Good: Disney’s Robin Hood

Originally posted by celebratingmagic

Lawful Neutral: Fox Mulder

Originally posted by alcesangelus

True Neutral: A fox

Originally posted by gifsboom

Chaotic Neutral: Starfox

Originally posted by ghoulsnghosts

Lawful Evil: “What does the fox say" 

Originally posted by laurste

Neutral Evil: Swiper

Originally posted by gingerfish666

Chaotic Evil: Fox News

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed