alignment-charts

Tag your class: seeing a cockroach in your room
  • Knight: Grabs any shoe that's close to kill it
  • Tank: Stomps it immediately with your foot
  • Archer: Throws whatever object is close to you at it in hopes of killing the little intruder
  • Summoner: Screams for help so someone comes and kill it for you
  • Mage: Uses bug spray to kill it
  • Healer: Uses any net, magazine, glass or whatever object to let the pest outside your house
  • Thief: Leaves the room immediately
  • Dark Mage: Lets the cockroach roam freely before it dies because you fumigated beforehand
  • Bard: Screeches in fear hoping the cockroach just goes away
Dragon Age “Favorite Game” Alignments:

Lawful Origins
-knows everything about the DA universe
-reads all the codex entries
-actually knows things about story structure
-nerd

Neutral Origins
-romances alistair every time
-can never bring themselves to make evil choices
-loves the music
-cries a lot

Chaotic Origins
-“FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS DIRECT FROM ORZAMMAR”
-just replays all the different prologues over and over
-restarts when they get to ostagar

Lawful 2
-thinks DA2 was unfairly judged in comparison to origins
-has Strong Opinions ™ about anders
-thinkpieces and meta
-secretly bitter

Neutral 2
-really just loves all the DA2 characters
-like, REALLY loves them
-a lot
-fix-it fic and coffee shop AUs
-probably bisexual

Chaotic 2
-has only played 2
-“wtf is a darkspawn lol”
-purple dialogue options
-probably a blood mage

Lawful Inquisition
-enjoys fetch quests
-takes time to craft new weapons and armour at regular intervals
-talks to every companion between every single mission
-looks up walkthroughs and quickloads whenever a companion disapproves

Neutral Inquisition
-Inquisition was their first DA game
-avoids fandom drama
-just genuinely enjoys all the games
-the most chill

Chaotic Inquisition
-“HOLY SHIT YOU CAN JUMP”
-spends 90% of their time falling off of roofs in skyhold
-runs into dragon battles 20 levels too soon and gets destroyed
-tries to glitch on purpose