aliens the movie

Signs! 👽

So, if you watch my videos and/or are subscribed then you will know that I have ONE “story time” video posted. This is partly due to the fact that I can’t remember the many stories that I have and also I feel like they may not be as funny to other people.
So, as a tester, I have decided to write one story for you and if it receives a warm welcome then I will record some for my channel.


Myself and my younger sister must have only been of primary school ages at the time (maybe 10 and 6). We weren’t really allowed to watch horror movies at this age. This night however, my dad decided that the movie “Signs” wouldn’t be too much for us to watch. Myself, my sister, my mother and my dad all sat down together in the living room to watch the movie (in complete darkness). We watched intensely as the jump scares piled up and my dad taking every opportunity to scare us again. The movie ended and we were told that we would have to go and get our pyjamas on soon as it was getting late. At that exact time, we had a power cut! I mean, what are the odds of that happening?!
My dad, finding the whole thing highly amusing, sent me and my sister upstairs in complete darkness to get our pyjamas on ready for bed. We argued, of course, but eventually agreed and headed upstairs.
After quickly changing we set off back down our extremely dark stairs.
At this point something jumps up from the stairs and shouts, to which I, who was ahead of my sister, attempt to jump over the thing and down the stairs head first, screaming. This “thing” grabbed me by the ankles so I am now dangling over their back - still screaming.
The thing now shouts “it’s me, it’s me” trying to calm me down from my fit of terror.

Yep - you guessed it! It was my dad!! He found the whole thing extremely amusing and didn’t understand why I had attempted to jump headfirst over him!

Please let me know if you enjoyed this story and reblog it if you wish.





so the humans are space orcs posts where we can just hide emotions from our customer service skill set, why don’t we take that a step further.

What about actors, who literally train for years to act different behaviors for different roles, from good guys to bad guys. One minute the human is kind and gentle, the next he is arrogantly addressing the pirates who invaded, all from his acting days.

Their strict memorization can help them recall lines for any situation. They can cry on cue, motivate their crewmates with a well place monologues, become the life of the party with one liners and comedic sketches.

Hell this can apply to dedicated fans. The ones who try to get in character at cosplays, or memorize entire dialogues from their favorite scenes.

Really I just want someone to write alien fic where a human quotes the wallet scene from pulp fiction and just fucking terrifies them