Lance's Long List of Lame Pickup Lines

1.How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

2.Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me.

3.I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby, you’re making me HOT!

4.Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!

5.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

6.You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

7.Was your Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

8.Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

9.You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

10.Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

okay so there WILL be one last regular show christmas episode (thanks for telling me @paleotoons) so here is how i think it’s gonna go down, either:
• the space gang celebrating a christmas-esque holiday on an alien planet
• everybody’s sad because they’re missing christmas with their families back on earth
• possibly a combination of some of these? yea

anonymous asked:

ok alien patrick from a planet where he was made for breeding is amazin…like the aliens have a system and patricks like the "breeding class" or whatever so hes like socially submissive and on earth he wants to submit to pete and have his babies and pete doesnt understand what hes doing bc on patricks planet you submit by kneeling to them and sending out a pheromone transmission and petes like "???? What the fuck" but patricks a horny bitch so he tries again lmao

im liking this oh man my mind is turning this into smut pretty quickly but seriously damN