alien in drag

I’m gonna hop on the “Humans are Weird” train before it completely dies. I haven’t seen anyone post something along these lines, but apologies if you have, and I just haven’t seen it.

So imagine if their was an aliens species that didn’t cough or sneeze. Only creatures from Earth did that. Maybe they don’t breath the same, or they clear their throats differently, doesn’t matter.

So, on one human’s first day as a crew member of the alien’s spacecraft, there is a quiet moment, and you swallow your spit wrong. It’s happened to all of us at least once before, but the aliens don’t know what’s happening.

So, now all the aliens are coming together to drag him to med bay, and he can’t tell them that he’s fine, since he’s coughing so hard. So he'sjust resisting them and trying to let it pass, but everyone else is just like,
“We must take the human to the doctor before he dies of this horrible disease!”

I want an episode about Coran and Lance getting stranded/going on a mission together:

  • Whatever can go wrong goes wrong they fuck up so bad the whole episode
  • Lance knocks over a priceless sculpture
  • Coran accidentally insults some aliens because he uses old slang
  • Lance flirts with a cute alien.  The alien flirts back.  Coran drags him away by the collar. 
    • “Coran let me go back!” “Not unless you want to end up handcuffed to another tree!”
  • Good job Coran because whoops the cute alien is a Bad Guy and he’s gonna get the blue lion from Lance and Coran if it kills him.
  • They’re cornered they’re in danger it looks bad Coran says “At least there are no flying whirsnups around!  We would be in real trouble!”
    • guess what shows up
  • During the battle Coran says “I know you can do it!” and Lance just turns to him broken looking and says “I can’t!  I’m not as good a pilot or fighter as Keith and I never will be! I can’t do it Coran!”
  • At some point Coran loses consciousness and Lance thinks he’s dead and loses his shit.
  • He’s super badass he destroys the enemy and rushes to Coran’s side and he’s freaking out and crying and Coran (who’s actually really hurt) smiles up at him and says “I knew you could do it”
  • I feel like an ep about Lance’s insecurities would be cool with Coran since Lance already opened up to him about the things that make him sad
  • Idk guys i jsut want an adventure with Lance and his space uncle

shozume  asked:

hey!! i just came across your blog and wowowowow!! i love your art style and all of your work!!! i followed right away!! please keep drawing!! also it would be super nice if u could draw some fluffy tensuga?? or just tendou if tensuga is not smth u like!! ♡

this is a rlly cute ship im

Canon DBZ Shippers Category:

Vegebul: Ship that is intimidating and seems to be housed by people who will bite your head off for talking bad about their ship or them.

Gochi: The most attacked ship by the fandom. Always put down by Vegebul shippers because of their actions, even though Chi-Chi is well in her right to freak out over Goku fighting aliens and dragging their friends and family into conflict, while Goku doesn’t know any better due to his race and head trauma.

Hanvi: Loved by many, considered one of the most effective ships in the fandom. The couple to sit in the corner while Vegebul and Gochi argue over who the better ship is. Even though they are both good in their respective ways.

K18: Overshadowed by the other 3 ships, again mostly Vegebul. K18 shippers are more content with knowing that Krillin is the strongest human and that he is lucky enough to find a woman who loves him unconditionally. These shippers are the most underappreciated in the fandom and are happy when Krillin and 18 get screentime together.

I know what you’re going to say, Vegebullers, so please… Prove me right. Or take this as constructive criticism and better your ship fandom.

anonymous asked:

Who do you think is responsible for the censorship of sanvers, the writers or the CW? I'm inclined to believe it's the latter. I feel like this is probably standard practice for various networks with "family" shows, but I'm seeing a lot of anger directed towards the writers specifically, and I don't know if it is the most productive thing. Not that the writers shouldn't be criticized for other things.

society?

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