I want a scene where Lance is flirting with an alien that looks just pretty as heck and he asks the alien out but Coran drags him away before the alien can respond and Coran is just like “On your planet that alien would identify as male, you know.”
But Lance is just like “Okay?? Does that mean they won’t go out with me then??”
“I’m in LA right now with friends for Halloween weekend and we were going from this popular gay event “Halloweenie” to the after party. A lot of gays dress up crazy for it and Frankie Grande is always there. This year he was wearing some sort of full body alien makeup and dragging along some young, intoxicated boy behind him in a tutu. In the super long line for the afterparty my friends and I just saw him walk right up to the door lady and just stood there expecting her to just let him in. When she didn’t, he leaned in, convinced she couldn’t tell it was him because of the makeup, and goes “I’m Frankie Grande.” She replied back “I don’t care."It was like the most satisfying moment of my life. My friend turned to me and said oh my god I wish we got that on tape. He thinks his own name carries so much weight and I wonder how often people are like ”…who?“ I got into the afterparty before Frankie K. Grande.”
The last thing the alien wanted to do was drag himself into the classroom. His health had slowly been declining over the past week. Many children had been missing from Skool over the past month, thanks to something they referred to as the “flu”, whatever THAT was. It seemed to be some FILTHY human virus. Of course, no HUMAN illness could EVER touch the superior IRKEN IMMUNE SYSTEM!
As least, that’s what Zim kept telling himself, as he trudged into the Skool that morning. The Irken was squinting in the light as he slid into his desk. Zim didn’t even take the time to cast his usual glare over at his rival. He just laid his head down on the top of his desk, closed his eyes, and gave a small groan.