alien freaks

Kara: “What is it?”
Lena: “It’s an Alien Detection Device that allows humans to find out who among them is not truly one of them.”
Kara: “……”
Lena: “It’s not marked yet. I mean, we’re still developing the prototype, but we aim to have this device in every store, in every town all across America.”
Kara: “How does it work?”
Lena: “It’s just a simple skin test. Okay, let me show you how a negative response looks like…”
Kara: “…”
Lena: “See? Now you try.”
Kara: “……………………..”
Kara: “B-but what do you mean with ‘alien detection’?? Alien as if ‘extremely weird’??? ‘Cause girl, let me tell ya, that thing is gonna go real red in that case!!”
Lena: “No, Kara, it means actual ali-”
Kara: “A-a-and what if it detects awkwardness??? Huh???? Guess you didn’t think about that!! Hell, you’ve got a big, fat alien right here, right now if it works like that!!”
Lena: “Kara…”
Kara: “And w-what if it works lik-”
Lena: “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE KARA, YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID YOU FLEW HERE, DO YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW?? DO THAT FREAKING TEST, I HAVE TO CHECK IF THE RED LED WORKS!!”

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

You know that one post about humans being really durable compared to aliens and that one about humans being really cute to aliens?

What if they were both true at the same time. Like the aliens decide to take their human on a landing mission because they get so exited and it’s so cute but then a storm hits and they crash. And the aliens are all freaking out because they can’t be rescued without going outside to fix something but the readings say they’ll die if they do because of the storm. The leader’s all prepared to make a heroic sacrifice when the cute human just walks out the airlock to fix the thing and when they get back they’re just like “what? It’s not that bad out.”

And the aliens find out humans are made of iron on top of being adorable.

Aliens arrive at our solar system and start scanning earth for threat. They find that one of the species happily carries around huge amounts(as per aliens) of Lithium without any concerns. Aliens freak out.

My favorite villain

My favorite villain is the person utterly in control of every room he steps in, yet never lets that fact blind him.

He plans ten steps ahead of everyone, but easily turns unforseen events in his favor.

His intelligence is never undercut by his ego.

He will attain his goals at any cost, knowing they’re worth any despicable action he takes.

(He’s not necessarily wrong)

He inspires fear in his enemies and unwavering loyalty in his followers.

He is loyal to those who follow him in turn.

He is sexual but not sexy, utterly disgusting yet strangely alluring at the same time.

He is reasonable and soft-spoken, but can and will kill you if you are in his way.

He is a scaly alien freak in a gimp outfit It’s Scorpius I’m talking about Scorpius

blue-crow  asked:

Tali/Garrus 4A!

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER CHALLENGES ME WITH ONE ALIEN WITH A FREAKING BIRD BEAK AND ANOTHER ALIEN WHO CAN’T BE OUT OF HER SUIT IN A KISSING CHALLENGE?!

Someone who knows me, that’s who. It’s been too long since I’ve drawn Garrus and Tali! God, I forgot how complex their suits were. I had to fudge it a bit, but I hope you like it!

(Also I had fun drawing this. I love romantic Garrus. He’s such a goober. Tali’s just all kinds of lovely at any given moment.)

Kissing challenge can be FOUND HERE and is created by @soupery

I had a really vivid dream last night:

I was this raggedy seaside girl who had some sort of arrangement with the local pod of mermaids to deliver them “food” (essentially unsuspecting groups of seamen and sailors). I was really afraid of them, but then I got attacked by the drunk town brute down by the shore and they protected me and pulled him under and ate him and they refused to hurt me

And… now that I think about it that would make a really good comic? And I kinda wanna draw it really bad???

*pops up awkwardly on your dash after months of silence*

Things have been weird. I broke my computer so I couldn’t draw anything, moved back home, got a dog, got a new job, got a new computer that can actually run sai, took forever to figure out how to use it…still working on that…but now I’ve got used to it enough to start posing things again! Whoot!

Have a doodle from Marks subnautica vids, which I am very much enjoying, as a peace offering.