do you like cold, calculating, BADASS lady villains ?? want you a gal who can rock black leather and STOMP on your face ?? do you like DANGEROUS dictators plotting to rule wonderland ??
this blog is NOT for you !!
INSTEAD: date a girl who drinks tea all day because it’s always teatime. date a girl who’s completely BONKERS and knows it. date a girl who tries to be a badass villain dictator and FAILS MISERABLY !! date a geeky, awkward autistic who will love you forever and make you jam tarts. date a gay cinnamon roll. date the MAD HATTER from the musical WONDERLAND and you will be guaranteed a JOLLYTEATIME forever !!
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