alice x simon

i need simon x raphael fic in which raphael is just totally pissed off at being attracted to simon and (eventually, after much self denial) grudgingly admitting to himself that simon isn’t nothing to him.

simon obliviously looking super hot or cute and getting all up in raphael’s space and raphael is just like “why is the world testing me”

raphael being 110% done with ‘accidentally’ saving simon all the time and denying his feelings to everyone until the very last second when, in complete frustration over simon always getting kidnapped or just generally getting into trouble, he shouts the truth at simon and everyone, probably alec, is just like istg @ these mundanes bringing this drama into my life

idk where i was going with it but i want it