alfred f. jones headcanon

Prucan trying to flirt in German
  • Gilbert: du hast schöne Augen ;)
  • Matthew: what did he say?
  • Ludwig (to Feli): you have beautiful eyes
  • Feli (to Romano): you have gorgeous eyes!
  • Romano (to Antonio): your eyes are cool, I guess.
  • Antonio (to Francis): Your eyes are there.
  • Francis (to Arthur): you have eyes, right?
  • Arthur (to Alfred): you have two eyes, Matthew.
  • Alfred (to Matthew): you have eyes.
  • Matthew (to Gilbert): aw, thank you for noticing!
  • Gilbert: *screaming*
Imagine Teacher!Arthur and Famous!Alfred

I have this little au prompt that Alfred is a really famous, Oscar-winning actor and Arthur is just a grumpy teacher at a local high school. They are childhood friends and still keeping in touch even though Alfred is currently in America and Arthur in England. No one knew they are friends. Arthur usually just laughs silently when students talk about Alfred’s newest films or when a couple of female students giggles madly at Alfred’s Calvin Klein ad. He’ll tell Alfred later that night by Skype and they’ll joke about it.

One day Alfred uploaded his selfie with Arthur in it and Arthur’s school and entire neighborhood just went “wait wHAT??” Needless to say Arthur had to deal with a bunch of fangirls in his class asking about their relationship, in which Arthur only said “We went into a same school once. He’s my friend.” With that being said, some of the ruckus died down a bit. (Except for his co-worker Kiku who keeps saying “Sorry for being rude, but i kinda ship you two??)

And then Alfred stated in one talkshow that he is currently dating his childhood friend, "a very cute but grumpy brit” , and Arthur once again had to deal with gaping students and a lot of “what the fUCK SIR” on his way to class. (Not to mention his Japanese co-worker keeps giggling and giving him weird glances and said “I’m not even sorry this time.”)

Axis+Allies as animated text (aka: I should post something to show I’m not dead)

America/Alfred F. Jones

England/Arthur Kirkland

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China/Yao Wang

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Russia/Ivan Braginski

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France/Francis Bonnefoy

Canada: Matthew Williams

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Germany/ Ludwig Beilshmdit

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Italy: Feliciano Vargas

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Japan/Honda Kiku

Romano/Lovino Vargas

Prussia/Gilbert Beilshmdit

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face family boyfriend headcanons

❀ i’ll probably do abt three bullet points per character, but if i ever get a request for one character’s boyfriend/girlfriend headcanons, i’d do abt five ❀

♡ allies ♡

America / Alfred F. Jones

‣ He loves to surprise his significant other with date nights every once in a while, but they may only consist of staying in and binge watching old 90′s movies.

‣ He loves to sing in the car and will expect his significant other to join him in a duet every once in a while. He also enjoys holding hands with his s/o while driving, which could be a bit dangerous because he’ll only have one hand on the wheel.

‣ He likes to show off his relationship on social media every once in a while, so his s/o should expect many selfies of the two of them being posted to Instagram and Twitter. If his s/o is uncomfortable, however, he’ll keep the selfies to a minimum.

England / Arthur Kirkland

‣ A romantic date to him would be going to a quaint coffee shop and reading a book with his significant other or just going on a quiet stroll throughout the park.

‣ He loves to give his s/o kisses on their hands and arms. If they’re just sitting down on the couch, relaxing, he may grab their hand out of the blue and leave kisses on their wrist and knuckles.

‣ He may leave notes for his s/o, reminding them how much he adores them and how he treasures them.

France / Francis Bonnefoy

‣ Francis, being the romantic type that he is, would take his significant other out on dates at least once a week. These dates would consist of moonlit picnics, balcony dinners, or going dancing.

‣ He would love to cook for his s/o, especially if they let him cook let breakfast in the morning.

‣ He’d bring up thoughts about the future frequently with them. He would inquire about whether or not they would want to be married or have children or move in with him. He wouldn’t be asking because planned on asking them to marry him anytime soon (unless he thought they were both ready to take that next step) but because he is genuinely curious.

Canada / Matthew Williams

‣ Matthew would take his significant other ice skating or to a hockey game if they liked the sport. Those are the kinds of dates he thinks are best for him to connect with his s/o and get to have fun with them. However, he will probably let them decide the dates most of the time since he wants them to have a good time with him.

‣ He’s the type to send his s/o sweet good morning messages and the type to constantly ask them how they’re doing. He’d send them lovely messages, telling them that he was wishing them well throughout the day and that he hoped the stayed safe.

‣ He loves being affectionate with his s/o, though he is very shy about it. Even if they’re just chilling on the couch, he’ll cautiously place his arm around their shoulders and softly play with their hair.

au where arthur is some kind of forest spirit and alfred is a prince

not sure where this is going but i like it

Engand Headcanon

that he beats up anyone who talks about his kids, like just rolls up his sleeves and, just like that scene from Kingsman with the whole manners maketh man bit, and decks people AND

then he comes back to his freakin’ like almost 6ft kiddos, and looks up at them, they outweigh thier dad too and probably don’t need his help, and is just like, oh hum. 

anonymous asked:

How would the allies react if they are jealous

France: “Mon cher..Come here..”
Francis isn’t someone who gets jealous easily..but whenever he does, he has a habit to get very lovey and clingy. Not like his s/o can’t leave his sight needy, but he’ll nuzzle against them more often, or complain whenever they have to leave.

Canada: “O-Okay then…”
Matthew would get very nervous when he’s jealous. At first he wouldn’t even know what to make of being jealous, but when he kept feeling it, he would have a small panic attack or breakdown. He’d be afraid his s/o might leave him..

Russia: “You aren’t leaving me..right?..”
Ivan would at first have a front of being angry and a bit possessive..but when he’s jealous, the front would just be the hide the fear of being replaced or left…he’d have to sit down and talk with his s/o, and have his s/o promise him they weren’t leaving him.

America: “Hey…wanna just spend a night with me?”
Alfred would actually get insecure if he started to feel jealous. He wouldn’t want to seem overbearing or clingy, but he would want to spend time with them and hope the feeling goes away. He wouldn’t want to think about them leaving him, so he would try to drown it out with other thoughts or just getting them talking so they can crush the fear using their own words. 

England: “Love, you don’t like anyone else more than me right?”
Arthur knows he is someone who is hard to get along with at times, so he would be so distraught if the feelings of jealousy began to bubble up inside of him. He would try to nip it in the bud and confront it head on, before it bubbles up inside of him and makes him say something he may regret. He knows he is a passive aggressive man who holds grudges, so if he began to feel jealous, it could spell disaster if it is not confronted head on and fast. 

China: “Can we cuddle?”
Yao doesn’t like the feeling of jealousy, he feels dirty and sick when it hits him. So he would try to push the feeling away with their touch and their affection as he slowly talks it out with them and clears his mind. He would just want to spend time with them to reassure himself that they aren’t leaving him, but also just to clear the air and make sure they both are on the same page. 

anonymous asked:

Cuddles with the Allies please? Thank you!

I’ll do this as a pro/con thing! I love my babe America but sadly he has cons ;////

America (Alfred F. Jones)
- he’s super big so he can cuddle every little part of you and keep you nice and warm
- Has some softness to him (though he’s trying to work on it)
- Will play with your hair a lot
- loves to wear his jacket. He loves the damn thing so much. Gosh golly, the zipper is a bit (very…) scratchy
- Sometimes he can be a bit too warm
- Will make sure you don’t fall asleep but eventually falls asleep himself

Canada (Matthew Williams)
- Smells sweetly of maple syrup (he bathes in that shit probably)
- Will sing to you quietly some of the cutesy lullabies he remembers
- there are none
- He’s the perfect cuddle buddy
- Okay maybe he refuses to let go

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
- Also pleasantly soft
- Plays with your hair a lot. Will braid it and probably just smell it a lot
- Probably lubes up his body with lavender or smth so he smells like that and will hopefully help you relax
- if you’re cuddling face to face expect the stubble to just kinda scratch
- Then again if you’re spooning kind of a magical baguette appears,.
- he smel
- Bonus!!! His hands tend to roam to ~special places~

England (Arthur Kirkland)
- Despite having no taste his furniture is pretty damn comfy. Wanna cuddle on the couch? That shit soft. Bed? It’s all memory foam baby
- Back rubs….. a lot. Sort of like a massage
- Heccin™ good tea nd shit to help you calm down if it’s the result of a panic attack especially
- he’s a fucking grumpy old man and it’ll take him a bit to be convinced (but if it’s a panic attack he won’t hesitate)
- Literally. Never. Gets. Comfortable. Is always shifting around. Haha nope dearie that hurts my back. He has the comfy furniture so his partner feels comfy.
- When he gets in the calm mood he just won’t fucking shut up

China (Yao Wang)
- Despite being old he still trains sort of so his embrace is 😩🙌🏻
- Will play white noise/ASMR because whenever he’s cuddling he usually gets tired
- Gets comfy super duper easy
- because of the ASMR he kinda tends to drift off so if you’re expecting conversation I’m sorry
- Whenever he falls asleep he never lets go
- Maybe part of the reason he has back issues is because he keeps falling off the gotdamn bed

Russia (Ivan Braginsky)
- Super duper big. Keeps you all cuddled up better than Alfred.
- Super strong and safe embrace.
- also doesn’t let go (unless you ask, but he’ll probably tease you)
- Will sometimes smell of vodka
- If you’re not a fan of conversation don’t cuddle with him. He talks a lot and will never let you sleep

anonymous asked:

I love your imagines! Can I have FACE family reacting to their s/o randomly telling them really bad and cheesy pick-up lines?

France/Francis Bonnefoy- Acts like he’s dying from hearing these horrid lines, then says something along the lines of, ‘Destroying the act of romance in such a way means you deserve punishment’. I.e spanking later.

America/Alfred F. Jones- Oh it is so on!

“Baby are a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”

“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”

Canada/Matthew Williams- He think it’s adorable even if you’re just joking around, it’s a good time, until one actually works and you make him blush.

England/Arthur Kirkland- He pitches a few here and there but mostly he’s content to hear you spout them off and groan at the truly awful ones. But overall he has a great time hearing these. 

alfred’s strength being funny, freakish and scary all in one is 100% my thing. 

things drop on his head? he’s just like ‘aw man, i dented it’. he nonchalantly lifts up couches when people are sitting on it (‘nah don’t mind me i just wanna vacuum that spot’.) he allows people to use his arms as swings and is every bit the showman (’aw come on, mattie. it’ll be fun. i bet i can carry y’all together’). the others learning not to punch him head-on (‘no, no that’s just a horrible idea, you’ll probably break your fist instead of his nose.’

Gerame Headcanons

If I’M and awkward virgin, and YOU’RE an awkward virgin, then WHO’S FLYING THIS GAY PLANE?

Seriously though these boys both have very limited experience but they’re figuring it out together.

Together, they are The Dorkiest Couple. America makes sure they’re tricked out to the max for every holiday and Germany would love crafts and activities like scrapbooking and letterboxing.

Behold, THE NO FUCKS GIVEN DUO. Find two people who give fewer shits about what you think of their relationship and what they do together. I dare you.

Ludwig listening to Alfred bouncing and talking incredibly quickly and waiting patiently for him to finish and paying very close attention to his boyfriend.

Germany knows better than anyone that his lover is not an idiot. America blows him away with his (incredibly selective) intelligence sometimes.

America loving and respecting Germany’s need for space and his discomfort with PDA and defying everyone’s expectations for how a couple SHOULD act in public and being totally willing and happy to do so.

America does not have an automobile kink, he has a Germany working on automobiles kink.

Germany uses direct translations from German to English sometimes, especially when he’s tired. The first time he called his pillow a “head kiss” America was just… blown away by how cute his lover is. Wow.

They are both terrified of ghosts, and every time one of them becomes convinced the house is haunted, they both abstain from sex just to be safe because that’s who the monster always comes for first, it’s a simple fact!

Simple, dependable happiness and stability are what they both want most out of a relationship and they will bend over backward to give it to each other.

Neither of them really get jealous, possessive, controlling, or demanding and the older nations don’t really understand how these young kids can do that.

anonymous asked:

Head canon for 1p America as an expectant father? (His s/o being pregnant)

Coming right up! Enjoy~ Admin Sarah

Loves to carry his s/o around the house so they don’t have to walk.

Gives into their cravings….because when they get to cheat…he gets to cheat..

Usually has his hand on the baby-bump.

Jokes about naming his son Derek Jeter (is somewhat serious). Also tries to get away with names like Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane, and last but definitely not least, Peter Parker.

Makes jokes about not having to use condoms.

Still tries to keep his s/o as active as possible, like walking the dogs. 

Marvel themed baby onsies. 

King of baby talk.

Sees what he can balance on their baby bump. Sometimes it’s a bowl of cereal, sometimes it’s the X-Box controller, you never know.