Bad Words - Joe Sugg
A/N: This is based in the future, where Zalfie is married and where they already have a kid
Joe and you had been married for three years now and Zoe and Alfie had been married for six years. Zalfie now had two children, Conrad, who was four, and Sophia, who was three. Recently you and Joe had a baby, a baby boy. He was now twelve months old. He was the most precious thing ever. Joe loved his son so much, you could see it in his eyes. He had the same eyes as Joe, bright blue and the same smile. The name for your baby boy, Matthew James Sugg.
Joe has been bad about how he talks around the baby. You’ve told him thousands of times not to curse around the baby, but he always forgets. Matthew could only talk a little bit, saying “no” and “bye-bye”, but no real words yet.
Matthew was spending the day with Auntie Zoe and Uncle Alfie, and with his cousins, Conrad and Sophia, while Joe and you had a day to yourselves. Joe and you were just going to relax and catch up on Netflix. Zoe and Alfie gladly took Matthew, since they knew how hard it was with a one year old child.
You and Joe were currently lying in bed, cuddling, watching “The Flash”. You decided to get yourself a glass of water and walked into the kitchen. You were filling up the glass when Zoe called you. You picked up your phone.
“Hey Zoe, what’s up?” you said.
“Um, Y/N, has Matthew been talking very much?” asked Zoe in a concerned voice. You scrunched your eyebrows together.
“Not really, just simple words like no and things like that.” you said.
“Well, Matthew may have said his first real word today.” said Zoe, still in a concerned voice.
“That’s great!” you said, “But why are you sounding so concerned?”
“He may have said bad word.” she said.
“Great,” you said, rolling your eyes, “Joe will be over to pick him up, I don’t want your kids repeating what my kid is saying.”
“Okay,” Zoe said with a sign of relief, “We’‘ll be waiting.” You hung up the phone and stomped into your and Joe’s room where Joe was still laying in bed staring at the T.V.
“God dammit Joe!” you yelled at him. He turned to you with a surprised look.
“What’s wrong Y/N?” he asked you.
“You and your cursing. Guess what Joe?” you said, sarcastically, “Matthew said his first word today!” Joe’s eyes lit up.
“Really?” he said excitedly.
“Yeah and guess what it was?” you paused, “A curse word!” Joe’s face fell. “I told you not to curse around him, but you never listened. Look what you did!”
“Babe I’m sorry.” Joe apologized. “I’ll go pick him up.”
“Yes you will and you will apologize to your brother-in-law and your sister.” you said, becoming more calm. “Joe, I didn’t mean to yell but, I just didn’t want to Matthews first word to be a curse word. What are we going to tell others when they ask what his first word was?” Joe laughed and then you started laughing too. Soon you were both doubled over laughing.
“I’ll go pick him up now.” said Joe, giving you a kiss on the nose on his way out. “And I’ll tell Matthew, no bad words.”