I know I say a lot of shit and get kinda weird, but you’re one of my favourite people. Alex Stiff is one of the biggest assholes you will ever meet, and he’s awesome for that. He’s a great musician and an all around great guy. If you’re a lucky enough fucker to call this man friend, you’d better feel blessed. So here’s to one of the greatest douchebags on the planet. Love you, man.

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answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write 11 new ones

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1. If you could relive one day, what would it be?

Dude I have no fucking idea. My first thought is embarrassing and cliché and personal, and the other actually there are no others I know exactly what day.

2. Tumblr crush?

JESSE <3 fckthestate

3. If you found a hundred dollars dollars right now, what would you do with it?

Buy hair dye and oreos and cigarettes.

4. Favorite flavor of ice cream?

Crème Brulee by Ben & Jerry’s

5. Song you are listening to right now(or last listened to)?

I Wanna Fuck Myself by GG Allin

6. What is your favorite color of eyes?

Fuck dude. I dunno. Green? Mine are blue and I love myself, blue? Hazel? Brown? Eyes are pretty in general.

7. Is there anyone you hate?

A few. Not many, I’m a very open and forgiving person.

8. Last time you cried?

Umm, either today or yesterday. I’ve been emotional lately.

9. Book you have read the most times?

Dude I read too much to know the answer to that

10. If you could have a pet from any book/world what pet would you have?

UMMMMM UM FUCK EVERYTHING I WANT EVERYTHING EVER except arachnids, I don’t like them. Well, bugs in general.

11. Favorite fandom item that you own?

Holy fuck. I don’t own anything.

My Questions:

1) Do you still have your tonsils?

2) Favourite colour?

3) What languages do you speak?

4) Do you like french fries?

5) Do you know I think you’re adorable?

6) Where do you live?

7) Can I cook for you?

8) What colour is your hair?

9) Favourite pizza topping(s)?

10) Do you like salad?

11) Can I have a cyber hug?