• Torbjorn: What do you think of the new Omnic?
  • Zarya: Orisa??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of Orisa spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Orisa scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
  • Zarya: Orisa? The OMNIC??? I despise her I - *trips* *thousands of photos of Orisa spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for a friend i- *slips on a pile of pictures* fu ck no they’re not mine i hate her i just- *more pictures fall out as she falls to her knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN
Under the sea

|| @alexandra-savoy ||

Of all the times to get himself injured now was probably the single worst.

Sidon had been tempting fate and getting a little too close to a human ship and in his intense focus on staying hidden, the prince had missed the old net hanging from the ship. Promptly getting very badly tangled slowed him and distracted him. The struggle made noise, getting him noticed.

A sailor threw some kind of weapon, something that made a loud noise and it cut painfully into Sidon’s side. Another, long spear like object came flying down at him, stabbing through his leg and before he could even finish his cry of pain the net waa being pulled back in. This tangled him more and soon Sidon was slambed painfully onto the deck of the ship.


His carlessness had cost him and now he could very well be killed.

“W-wait!!! I mean you no harm!! I’m the crown prince of my kind! Please allow us to speak of peace!!”

Some Zarymei Headcanons

- Alexsandra considers herself a bit of a casanova (and lets be real, she’s right… girl’s got it). Lots of flexing and extremely blunt charm was layed on when they first started flirting. 

- However, Mei is totally her match, and surprisingly sly. She was never the flustered one and could always make Zarya blush by being sweet or sappy enough (and still can lbr).

- Both of them love to hike + such. If it involves the outdoors and is difficult, they’re in. They have a joint facebook filled to the brim with pictures of them kissing on top of mountains and in front of natural wonders + all that. (Hana is disgusted. She doesn’t understand how anyone could want to do such things)

- Both have tried to learn the other’s home tongue, despite them being very different (and both pretty difficult!). Mei takes to languages much easier, and can usually handle herself in russian shops and such, but Zarya doesn’t have her knack for it. (her English is so good because of all that compulsory school stuff when she was young). She can read mandarin alright, but her pronunciation is abysmal. She often lets Mei lead in any conversations in chinese tho, as she isn’t the type to be ashamed at all and it’s just easier.

- Mei can cook the basics alright, and indeed had to on the arctic base, but nothing super special. Literally all Zarya can make is baking desserts and such (which she does very well). Together they are one whole chef!

- Both use lots of pet names. It started with Mei tryin to be sly again, calling her all kinds of cutesy stuff 24/7, but Zarya just thought it was nice and started doing it too. She has less of a variety tho, and calls Mei “plum” most often of all. (yes that’s cuz of the snow plum skin. Yes i think it’s cute. Yes u can shut the heck up)

(Add your own if u want!)

anonymous asked:

What inspired u to use zarya as ur figurehead for an ace positivity blog? (No sarcasm)

OKAY it’s 100% pettiness i saw zarya//discourse, an aphobic exclusionist blog(with no hyphen) n i was like “no” so i made an ace positivity/discourse blog with my fav buff ace lesbian alexsandra zaryanova