1. Mihmandar • İskender Pala ( ne denir ki, yazar sağlam, konu sağlam, kitap gibi kitap.)

2. Neden güzel insanların daha ziyade kızı olur? • Alan S. Miller ve Satoshi Kanazawa ( Psikolojik makalelerin yer aldığı ilginç bi kitap)

3. Martıya uçmayı öğreten kedi • Luis Sepúlveda (yumurtasını sıkı dostu kediye emanet edip ölen martıyla başlayan bi çocuk romanı. Okunur, her yaşta.)

4. Ruhi Mücerret • Murat Menteş (güzel güzel. Ana karakter aşkına okunur)

5. Otomatik Portakal Anthony Burgess (sert,  karanlık, sağlam bi roman)

6. Monte Kristo • Alexandre Dumas (macera, dram, umut, mutluluk, intikam hepsi var süper bi klasik)

7. Ve 8. Şeker Portakalı - Güneşi uyandıralım • José Mauro de Vasconcelos (meşhur serinin ilk iki kitabı)

9. Oğullar ve rencide ruhlar • Alper Canıgüz ( Yeraltı edebiyatı. Okumayı sevmeyenler bile okur. )

10. Beden Dili • Joe Navarro (insanları okumak adına iyi bi kaynak)

ALSO for those who wanted more tales of Victor Hugo and Alexandre Dumas being excellent buddies:

When the reading (of Marion de Lorme) was over, Dumas, with Herculean strength, lifted the poet (Hugo) in his arms and carried him about , crying “Hugo, we will carry you to glory!  Hugo, you will make all of us famous!”  Everyone cheered and laughed….Then Adèle Hugo, carrying herself proudly in silken evening dress, swept into the room with cakes and sherbets and ices.  “I can still see the gigantic Dumas,” wrote Henri de la Touche, another witness of the evening  “stuffing his mouth with cake , and shouting, with his mouth quite full: Admirable! Admirable! Admirable!”

It was always thus with the Romantics. The hero and heroine died a hideous death in some Gothic dungeon , after drinking their love potion together and singing their tragic love…Everybody in the audience wept, then turned to eat cakes and ices. 

-Victor Hugo, by Matthew Josephson

Which Classics Author Should You Fight?
  • Charles Dickens: The Victorian equivalent of a white male tumblr meninist. Fight his past newspaper blogger ass, though the guy does write about his own "tragic experiences", so be warned that a caricature of you will probably be appearing in his next novel.
  • The Brontes: idk they're from Yorkshire I wouldn't risk it
  • Dante Aligheri: Yess he spends all his time in his room writing self-insert Bible fanfic and never goes outside, 10/10 would fight this nerd. You will win. Easily.
  • Mary Shelley: Why would you want to fight Mary Shelley???? She's nice and bad things happened to her and she invented scifi! Go reevaluate your life choices.
  • Victor Hugo: Don't. He will kill you otp viciously and then spend 38 pages describing someone's hat.
  • Jonathon Swift: It's 50/50 you'll win, but you might fall asleep from his long-winded prose before you land a punch.
  • William Shakespeare: Little is known about him, other than the fact that he had free access to bears and swords and a penchant for revenge and mass murder as plot devices. If you're gonna fight him, watch your back.
  • C.S. Lewis: Whiny and allergic to adjectives and allegorical and super racist. Fight Him. So long as your childhood can take it.
  • J.R.R Tolkien: Shakespeare's biggest fan, so a total dork. Also old and shell shocked. Your call.
  • William Thackeray: Him and his friends will get drunk and gang up on you. Not advisable.
  • Alexandre Dumas: He was once described as "the most generous, large-hearted being in the world" and had extensive military training. Just... don't.
  • Harper Lee: Still alive, so she's got a foot up on the rest of them.
  • George Orwell: Total fuckin' politics nerd. Will keep a diary of the fight.
  • Jane Austen: You'd feel too mean, it'd be like punching some harmless lana del-ray book club chic. Fight her if you want but be aware of the emotional consequences.
  • Mark Twain: Constantly angry looking. Just look at that mustache. You want to fight him already, don't you?
  • Oscar Wilde: The sassiest little shit ever. Be prepared for cane wielding sassmeister. You'll probably lose, but it'll be worth it.
Those born to wealth, and who have the means of gratifying every wish, know not what is the real happiness of life, just as those who have been tossed on the stormy waters of the ocean on a few frail planks can alone realize the blessings of fair weather.
—  Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

I don’t think that people appreciate how wonderfully extra everyone in The Three Musketeers is. Like d'Artagnan is just the epitome of a cringey child and in the scene where the actual three musketeers are introduced Porthos says that everyone knows Aramis is a ho so he should stop moralizing and then Aramis says “I say what I please and at this moment it pleases me to say you are annoying me.”