Look, look, ice skating really IS a Twinkie thing!
IT REALLY, REALLY IS.
I have, uh, embarrassingly strong feelings about Twinkie and ice-skating. Which this comic book cover is reinforcing in full.
p.s. I pretty much feel like the TMP story “Breaking the Ice,” written by I don’t know, some guy, Whatshisface, is a perfect depiction of how Twinkie ice-skating should go.