alexander hamilton quote

Alexander: Lauren! What are you doing in my room?

Laurens: Shh, Sorry but I really had to wake you, See I decided I must ride you till I break you.

Alexander: …Works for me.

Pick-up Lines
  • Alex and John: *going back and forth with bad pick-up lines*
  • Alex: Are you sugar? Cause you've got a sweet ass.
  • John: I can't tell if you came from heaven or hell, cause you look beautiful and hot as fuck.
  • Alex: You're so hot that if you stepped in Antarctica it would melt.
  • Lafayette: I can't tell if you're joking around, or if you're madly in love but aren't getting the signs.
Hamilton as quotes from my School
  • <p> <b>Alexander Hamilton:</b> I've had bags under my eyes for the last decade what's new?<p/><b>John Laurens:</b> I'm only a /little/ gay for my best friend.<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> How you say, shut up before I kill you?<p/><b>Hercules Mulligan:</b> I had to give up sewing once I lost half my body weight in blood from stabbing my fingers.<p/><b>Angelica Schuyler:</b> What's it called when you have the hots for a guy you can't have? My life.<p/><b>Eliza Schuyler:</b> I may look like a cinnamon roll but I will hurt you.<p/><b>Peggy Schuyler:</b> No it's just my goal in life to be beautiful and forgotten.<p/><b>Aaron Burr:</b> I will hit you with my chair if you don't stop talking to me.<p/><b>Thomas Jefferson:</b> That place is better than here and I've never even been there.<p/><b>James Madison:</b> I've accepted death the minute I was born, this world hates me. *sneezes*<p/><b>George Washington:</b> I'm going to die because of you all... *downs second red bull in two hours*<p/></p>
  • Washington: *pats John and Alexander on the back*
  • Washington: Good job, gays!
  • John: *nervously laughing* You meant gu-
  • Washington: Did I fucking stutter

Laurens: I like your new pants!

Hamilton: Oh, uh, thanks! They were 50% off.

Laurens: I’d like them better if they were 100% off.

Hamilton: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Laurens: No, that’s not what I meant-

Hamilton: That’s a terrible way to run a business, John!

4

“I think a lot about trying to meet the moment as honestly as possible, because I don’t pretend to have any answers. In fact, I have infinitely more questions than answers.”

Eliza [holding Lauren’s hand over her stomach so he can feel Philip kick]: Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.

Hamilton: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Mulligan: Top ten things Alex said on his wedding night.

Laurens: Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Lafayette:
Top ten things Eliza said on her wedding night.

[Eliza laughs]

Hamilton: Stop laughing at it, Eliza!

Everyone: Top ten things Alex said on his wedding night!

" I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit."

- George Washington

The Room Where It Happens
  • Jefferson: I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating.
  • Hamilton: we're eating mac n' cheese at your house and Madison is sitting in your lap.
  • Jefferson: i ARranGeD tHe MeNU thE VenUe tHe SeaTiNG

Hamilton: Alright, so you and I are married.

Burr: We are not married.

Hamilton: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Burr: I don’t wanna pretend.

Hamilton: Scared you’ll like it?

Burr: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Theodosia: Are you two like this all the time?

Eliza: Yes, they are.