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Who You Should Fight: Penn Zero Addition

(Consider this my Anniversary gift, since I haven’t made the art I wanted to make yet)

Penn
Who Wins: No one
Penn could probably beat you, seeing that he’s a dancer, so he probably has fairly strong legs, and unpredictable movements…but would you REALLY want to fight Penn? Look that boy in the eyes and tell me if it’s worth it to fight him, you monster.
Sashi
Who Wins: Sashi
Girl could break your spine in a million different ways, three of which by simply touching you, and one of which involves just looking at you. Fine, fight Sashi, but I’m not paying for your funeral.
Boone
Who wins: You (at your own risk)
Boone is easily distracted, you could probably take him down easily, but on the other hand, it wouldn’t be a fair fight. You’d look like a jerk. Penn and Sashi might come to his defense. Would you really want to start that shit storm up?
Larry
Who wins: No one
WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO FIGHT LARRY?
Rippen
Who wins: You
He’s all talk, and rather asshole-talk while he’s at it. That british accent is so smug, it could just anger you right there. He spits on puppies, bullies children, and seems to get joy from it. PLEASE fight Rippen.
Phyllis
Who wins: Phyllis
Why would you fight Phyllis. Honestly, what is wrong with you. You think SASHI could kill you? Hahaha, Phyllis could kill you with even less effort than that. Honestly just don’t even fuck with Phyllis. Just don’t do it.
Blaze
Who wins: No one
Blaze could probably put up a fight, but he’s far too chill to do you any harm. He’s just not like that. It’s easier to just go out for a drink or something with him. He’s a cool dude.
Brock and Vonnie Zero
Who wins: Them
Hero team? Check. Experience? Check. The two of them could kill you, hide the body, and get away with it. Don’t even fuck with them. Just don’t.
Uncle Chuck and Aunt Rose
Who wins: No one
They’ll probably do their usual silliness, which would distract them, but they’ve shown they’re capable, so it’d probably end in a tie. A rather unsatisfying fight.
Alex
Who wins: Alex
Ah yes, the class president that everyone voted for and loves. If you fight him, he’ll beat your ass, and then pay your medical bill. Everyone loves Alex more than you. Your parents love Alex more than you. You love Alex more than you.
The Elder Referee
Who wins: No one
Why would you ever harm that blob of squish?? What has it done to you? The Elder Ref means you no harm. Leave the blob of squish alone. Give it a hug, but don’t harm it. What is wrong with you.

10k Follow Forever

So thank you so much for 10k, I’m very grateful for every single one of you! You’re all my smol children and you’re all so beautiful💗 So here are some of my fav accounts on Tumblr!! Most of them 5sos accounts.. Bold are ones that are really cool but like we never talk but you should follow!

Ma fwiernds

Some kewl people

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