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My friend Dierk has this project he has to do at school, and I’m helping him with it… It’s to make an invention/a product people would buy. He’s aloud to make what ever he wants, as long as he can make a model of what it’s supposed to look like or a prototype.

So we spent hours together brainstorming ideas, and honestly the best idea we came up with… was an idea called “Glitter Ciggarettes.” It’s like a ciggarette, only instead of all that harmful bullshit inside, it has glitter. You breath in, and you get a mouth full of glitter, and when you blow out, POOF, you just blew out glitter.

Now we’re creating a prototype together. And we’ve come up with steps we hope will work, we haven’t tested it yet. So if you follow these steps and they dont work correctly dont flipp your shit, we’re seriously trying here and this is our first untested steps.(which he also needs as part of the project.)

STEPS TO MAKE A GLITTER CIGGARETTE,

THOUGHT OF BY ALEXOUS MOTRY, WRITTEN OUT BY DIERK COPPEN:

1) Gather some fucking materials(a staw, some tape, and some fucking glitter.)

2) Tape one end of that motherfuckin straw shut, then take a pencil and poke a very small whole in the tape.(this allows air flow so you can suck in)

3) poor a whole fuckin shit load of glitter inside.

4) put it in your mouth.

5) skillfully breath in without swallowing glitter.

6) blow out a fucking glitter rainbow in your best friends face.

Yeap. Glitter Cigarettes everyone. Me and Dierk are obviously fucking geniuoses.