alex's face is priceless

foreverblueraven  asked:

Prompt: Lucy drops by the DEO regularly and is SHOOK at how quickly Maggie becomes a part of life there. Where Lucy ends up in their dynamic is your call

So you said you wanted more feels. You got ‘em. Fair warning, Lucy feels ahead. 

Lucy Lane Loves Leather and Pain

    Major Lucy Lane (never Lucille, shut the fuck up, Danvers) was the younger sister to a legend, an internationally renowned journalist, married to a goddamn superhero (and Lucy is very much bitter that she had to figure that one out on her own, as if she was never told because she spent so long with her father, no, she had to figure out that Clark and Kal were the same person). Major Lucy Lane lost her boyfriend to not one, but two goddamn Supers.

    Major Lucy Lane spent a good portion of her life being jealous as hell. What does it take, she’d wonder, to actually be seen for myself.

    It didn’t help that those damn supers were so nice. She tried to hate Kara. Kara Danvers was a giant ball of sunshine who stole her boyfriend without trying to at all, and then to find out she was Supergirl on top of everything, well that was just swell. And she had always gotten on better with Clark than with Lois, even before the Great Family Blow Up.

    Lucy wanted to be seen as something other than the lesser member of her family. After everything went down with Myriad and almost sending Danvers Sr. and not-Hank Henshaw to CADMUS, she figured she and the elder Danvers had a lot in common and could relate. After they got over the whole arrested-you-and-had-you-carted-off-to-an-experimental-black-site-that-later-turned-out-to-be-the-home-to-domestic-terrorism thing. Alex said she was over it. Except for when she wanted to win, in which case, Alex was kind enough to hold it over Lucy’s head.

    Alex held a lot of things over Lucy’s head, and often literally, because Alex Danvers is an asshole and thought short jokes were funny.

    It took time though, for Lucy to really make it past the spiky Agent Danvers persona. Kara was easy, Kara accepted everyone with open arms until you literally proved you had no hope for redemption, and Winn wasn’t far behind. But Alex was cautious, Alex didn’t trust people, and it didn’t matter how many drinks they shared while complaining about super siblings and falling short, Alex held very much of herself at bay.

    DADT was very much a thing during her career in the military. Her father was a general. Lucy’s attraction to both genders was something acknowledged after nights of heavy drinking or contemplative staring into the mirror, it was never something she actively pursued. That would have won her no favors with her father, the only family that hadn’t died or picked up and left, and he was all she had. When she broke from him, she suddenly found herself with friends and a new city, a new confidence she didn’t know what to do with.

    Alex Danvers had always pinged her radar as less than straight, although her interactions with Maxwell Lord were nothing but pure entertainment for Lucy. The disgust on her face when Alex mentioned he once tried to feed her was priceless. Alex Danvers held everyone at bay, but over time, after her teams moved to the city base and they were relegated to once or twice a month bar meets, Lucy found herself wanting more than just friendship from the taller agent. She was beautiful, brilliant, perpetually single, and she understood.

    So Lucy invited her out for drinks.

    Alex invited Vasquez and Kara out for a girls’ night.

    Lucy tried a fancy dinner, but an alien rampaging downtown ruined that one.

    She tried cooking dinner, but that turned into another girls’ night.

    Lucy wasn’t sure if this was Alex Danvers’ attempt to let her down gently, but it was really beginning to piss her off. Danvers wasn’t like Kara, she clearly couldn’t be wooed with food. And there were always drinks involved, so a nice whiskey wasn’t going to get her point across.

    Lucy was beginning to think she needed to flat out ask Alex if she wanted to make out when the cop started showing up. She got the joy of hearing Alex bitch about the cop who tried to steal her crime scene at the airport. Lucy got to hear about the alien bar from everyone who got to spend time there, but she could never seem to make it.

    And the cop. She got to hear about the cop so often.

    Lucy is a jealous person.

    Lucy freely admits that.

    Alex Danvers doesn’t make friends.

    Alex Danvers is finally friends with Lucy, even if the oblivious asshole never opens those goddamn whiskey deep eyes and notices the bisexual waving a pride flag in her goddamn face and asking her out every twenty minutes.

    One could maybe see why Lucy was less than thrilled to hear about Alex having a new friend. A pretty friend. A smart friend. A brave friend.

    Hello, Danvers, all that and a much better uniform is sitting right in front of your goddamn face. Would like to maybe sit on your goddamn face.

    A cop friend who apparently was Alex’s gay awakening and excuse me what the absolute fuck I have been throwing myself at you for the last year.

    For someone so damn smart, Alex Danvers was a goddamn dumbass.

    And Pam was supposed to be on Lucy’s side, okay? Legal and HR are supposed to be tight, they are not supposed to give clearance to a crush’s crush okay they are supposed to make the other woman’s life impossible that what HR and Legal do.

    Lucy always seems to miss meeting the cop when she visits. Which is odd, because no one ever shuts up about her. Winn goes on about how she saved his ass and she’s almost as awesome as his new bff Lena. James, her ex boyfriend who knows her a little too well and just smirks. Sweet, oblivious to her own bisexuality, ray of sunshine Kara Danvers is, of course, gushing about the woman who makes her sister so happy and she’s so helpful even if she eats weird healthy food. Even J’onn likes her, and he’s Alex’s Space Dad, no one is good enough for his favorite child and he’s said as much to Lucy’s face as nicely as possible.

    It’s a Friday night when Lucy finally manages to ditch Major Lane early enough to catch beers in town with her friends. Well, she could have ditched the Major, but Lucy looks damn good in her uniform and she’s fairly confident the cop will notice, even if Agent Oblivious doesn’t.

    She does.

    The cop is hot. Like, wandering the desert for forty years hot.

    But that’s not important.

    No.

    What’s important is that Agent Alex Danvers sees Major Lucy Lane enter an alien bar in full uniform and looks her up and down, eyes wide, like she’s never seen Lucy before. Like she’s pairing the uniform with the sweaty body she spars with on Tuesday mornings, the one she pins down with a laugh only to get flipped on her own back because Lucy takes nothing lying down, not even her massive crush on the most oblivious woman on the planet (Kara, of course, is the most oblivious alien).

    “Lookin’ good, Major.”

    Lucy smiles, wide and full of teeth, “I look even better out of uniform and you know it, Agent.”

    Alex isn’t the only one looking Lucy up and down. Not that Lucy’s complaining, because it’s nice to see she can still make a first impression. But the girlfriend (because that’s what she is) is less pleased at the laughing bear hug that Alex gives Lucy. Full body contact that literally lifts Lucy off her feet, smelling of leather and lavender and ozone from that damnable space gun of hers. Lucy takes her chance to wrap her arms around Alex’s neck and let herself fall into it. She likes feeling like she was missed.

    Alex finally sets her down and spins her to face the hot cop, hands strong and warm over the dress blues. “Maggie, this is Major Lucy Lane, the desert’s biggest pain in the ass. Luce, this is Detective Maggie Sawyer, NCPD Science Division.”

    The woman’s dark eyes stare her down. But she’s unsure about something. She’s trying to project a confidence she doesn’t feel, and Lucy might have missed it if she didn’t see the same thing in Alex every time Kara or J’onn was in trouble. Jesus, Lane, is that your type? Leather and bravado?

    Not that Lucy blames herself at all.

    They make it look hot.

    Sawyer reaches out a hand. “It’s nice to finally meet you.”

    Lucy shakes it. She’s jealous, not a bitch. “You too. Alex talks about you so much it’s like I know you already.”

    Alex dips around Lucy to reach for her drink and throw it back.

    Maggie smiles, slow and wide, and Lucy knows she’s fucked when she realizes the devil wears leather and sparkling fucking eyes are you for real. “Is that right, Danvers?”

    Alex chokes a little, wiping clumsily at her mouth. “Pfft.”

    Three beers are dropped off by a bartender that the three women barely notice. Lucy plays with the neck of her bottle before taking a swig. It’s just the three of them, and Alex and Maggie are leaning into each other, not even holding hands, and Lucy kind of wants to deck the detective.

    “So, Sawyer, I have to know…”

    Maggie and Alex both pin her down with curious stares. It’s just the three of them, and it’s about to get real awkward, because fuck it, Lucy wants to know. Because she’s Lucy, because she’s petty, because she’s jealous, she waits until they both go to take a sip. Lucy smirks. Go big or go home, Lane.

  “How did you get her attention? Because I’ve been asking her out for a year.”

  Maggie takes a slow, slow swallow, her eyes darting between Alex and Lucy, considering, a small smirk beginning to pull at the edges of her mouth.

  But Alex?

  Alex spits her beer all over an alien looking for a fight.

  He found one.

  And Lucy finds herself incredibly impressed turned on with the way these women got creative with pool sticks.

patron-saintof-sluts  asked:

I LOVE THE ROSIE STORY YES Maybe some HCs for Rosie going to school and talking about her family and people not getting it and then Parent/Teacher conferences happen and the teacher has to talk to reader and (one or all of) the boys about it idk take it where you want 💞💞

  • when rosie’s little, she starts to notice she’s different
    • you’ve explained to her in a basic way of how your relationship works but when she entered school is when the other kids started to point it out
    • rosie: “i have 4 dads and one mom” 
    • kid: “that doesn’t make sense…everybody has one mommy and one daddy” 
  • she’s torn and kind of confused–no matter how many times she explains it to the kids they don’t get it
  • she kind of gets quieter–it’s not that she’s ashamed of you, she isn’t–she’s just unsure of why the kids make you seem so bad
  • you talk to her about it when the teacher notices rosie’s change of mood
    • this talk is a little more real
    • you explain to her that there are bullies in this world. even though you’re a grown up, you still face some when it comes to your relationship. you remind her that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with her or your relationship. 
    • it’s different but just like every other family, you love each other and you love her
  • when she gets older, she’s become very opinionated and much more outspoken
    • it’s never happened but if anyone called you a slut/whore, rosie knows she would kill
    • if a classmate says an ignorant comment, rosie snaps
    • rosie: “polyamory is based on the consent of your partner to pursue another relationship so get the disgusting idea that polyamory gives you the excuse to cheat on someone out of your ignorant fucking mind. and at least my parents are faithful to each other! we all know that your mom’s been screwing around with -”
    • rosie’s personal favorite insults are “why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?” or “you’re beneath me and i’d be surprised if you could even land one partner.”
    • she almost always gets sent to the principal’s office
  • herc usually picks her up and she’s worried you’ll all be angry when she gets home but none of you are
    • herc: “what’s the damage, baby?” 
    • rosie: “i have to apologize to the dumb kid, one of you has to sign this, and i’m suspended”
    • john, shrugging: “least you get to stay home. bet the look on the other kid’s face was priceless, huh?”
    • alex: “i-i’m so proud of you”
  • you and laf are just a little concerned
    • you: “rosie, baby, just get through school. don’t worry about the other kids” 
    • rosie: “but they were saying rude stuff about you and you’re my family and -”
    • laf, calming her down: “it’s alright, rosie. we can handle it. thank you for defending us, nonetheless.”

parent teacher conferences!

  • depending on what kind of school you send rosie to depends on how rosie’s teachers will treat you
  • if you send her to a private school, they don’t always treat you kindly
    • usually you go alone
    • the other boys get too upset/frustrated with the school’s beliefs
      • alex rants all the time about how he hates conservatives and hates how close minded they are so he’s a definite “no” to take onto the campus
      • laf gets too frustrated (”i’m paying thousands of dollars for my daughter to be educated and you’re refusing to meet with us because of our relationship status?!”)
      • john or herc is your best bet
      • john gets kind of squeamish–it just feels like south carolina all over again and he hates it
      • so you usually take herc
      • he’s willing to play the part
  • if you go to a public school, they’re more open to you and your relationship
    • you actually get along pretty well with most of her teachers and they’re all aware of your relationship
    • most are indifferent, but none are outwardly rude to you
    • rosie’s english teacher is especially accepting! she doesn’t mind all five of you coming into her classroom for a meeting
    • the school does little things that you appreciate
      • “alright, so she’s officially enrolled. can i have each of your contact information to put under as ‘family’?”
      • “your relationship will not affect the way she is treated in the classroom, i can assure you all”
    • you don’t have to hide and it’s pretty nice

anonymous asked:

Kurt, Alex, and Peter's reaction to fireworks w/ their significant others?

Kurt Wagner: 

Originally posted by claracivry


  • Probably really excited. Like, little kid excited. He’s seen fireworks before, but not in the extent that you explained and that gets him really eager. 
  • “AMERICAN CULTURE!”
  • Imagine sitting in front of the pond at Xavier’s, your feet dug into the grass below, and Kurt’s hand resting on your knee. It’s dark outside, and makes it hard to see his face, but you manage and give him a warm smile. The grass begins to tickle at your legs, and Kurt is humming a tune inside of his chest, trying to relax himself before the show starts. 
    • Kurt giving you his jacket when he notices you shivering slightly. You return this gesture with a warm kiss to his lips.
      • Imagine the look in his face as the first firework is shot into the sky.
        • He looks like a little kid, and it warms your heart.
          • Pats your arm excitedly and says, “(NAME) LOOK OH! WOAH!” 
            • Probably starts teleporting and bothers Peter, Scott, Jean and everyone to tell them about how cool the fireworks are.
              • Comes back to you and presses a kiss against your lips with a very soft, and gentle, “I really like fireworks.” and you just give him a cheesy smile and reply with, “Kissing you feels like a firework.”
  • Giving him a sparkler, and having him flip his lid because it’s so amazing and he just loves it and he ends up asking you for the entire box of sparklers(So he can use them any time he wants, which he does. He’s saving the last two for your birthday).

Alex Summers:

  • Is not particularly fond of fireworks. They trigger his PTSD, though he’s slowly learning ways to perhaps contain his outburst from the sound of fireworks.
    • This is something you completely understand and are supportive of. If, and when he’s triggered, you like to sing to him because the sound of your voice will bring him back to reality.
      • Though many people see the fireworks as celebration for freedom, which they are and Alex acknowledges that, he thinks that there should be an alternative, especially for those who have fought for that freedom, and do suffer from PTSD, and are sequentially triggered by the loud noises.
        • Tends to spend his Fourth of July, especially after 8 when the sun goes down, inside with you, maybe watching T.V, or snuggling, or taking a bath.
          • Really basking in the freedom that he has, and is thankful enough that he has you in his life to support him through things like this.

Peter Maximoff:

Originally posted by imaginessforall


  • Let’s admit it here, he’s probably wearing leather pants that have the US flag printed on them(And he’s rocking them).
  • Really likes fireworks, and remembers going to see them with his mom and little sister before sticking around Xavier’s for a while.
  • Laying back in the grass in front of Xavier’s, his legs sprawled out and his head in your lap as you wait for the fireworks to start up. He gives you a cheeky grin, and shuts his eyes as your fingers run through his soft, silver hair.
    • The moment that the fireworks start though, Peter is wide-eyed looking at the sky.
      • Points out the shapes and colors to you, even though he knows you’re seeing everything he is. It’s a habit he has, for he did that with his little sister.
        • By the end of the show, he’s either A)Asleep with his head in your lap. or B)Kissing you and trying to entice you into a make-out session in the grass.
  • Lighting off your own fireworks.
    • Which he stole.
      • But, wouldn’t tell you that because you’d freak out.
        • You end up finding out any way and his excuse was, “WHY LIGHT OUR OWN MONEY ON FIRE?! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!” He’s shouting over the firework he just lit, giving you a cheeky grin.
          • This results in you threatening to shove a sparkler where the sun don’t shine.
            • His face is priceless.
Getting caught (Jack Barakat imagine)

Request: How about y/n and Jack are couple and Jack is on tour and she surprise Jack by coming one of their gigs and then they end up having rough sex in a dressing room and then Alex walks in and you can decide what will happen then. I’m sure you will make it awesome!:) Thank you already! ♥ c:

Well, I hope you’ll like it, sweetie c: ♥ I enjoyed writing it and I apologize if there are any mistakes or anything but remember that English isn’t my first language. Love ya guys! (By the way, I’m planning on posting little Valentine’s day imagines tomorrow c; ) xoxo Camille

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Sway Recap

So today actually happened feels like a dream still recovering. Let’s get started shall we so after waiting in line for our tickets me along with ( megananomous ) are greeted by Papa Chmerkovskiy 😍 and we spot Z’s dad, they had trouble locating my ticket Papa c made it priority to find it. Take our seats in hindsight would’ve taken pics/vid had I known they weren’t really checking would’ve had a close up view either way thankful to the bad butts that did get footage. Act 1 Tony and Elena were great , worked the stage, fun and sassy, not much else on them but during their last performance I spy Val off to the side of the stage dancing a lil and hooting and hollering being Val :). Also a lil break dancing by Tony and 80’s themed dance battle with Alex. Now off to my favorite part the reason were all dead lol, starts off with all the boys in a video where that hat made a lil cameo 😮 but very short ,moving along Val comes out Speaks in Russian, Raps about life and how important fam is + accent= Hot 🔥. So the guys start off their Hip Hop dance along with Nicole they rocked it. Up next that Hot, flirty, sassy, Salsa by Yours truly ( Z/V ) I’m sure everyone has seen by now it was everything and more that salsa was full on hotness, beyond words I couldn’t believe I was watching that like ,wow. Then they dance jive what a pleasant surprise but so great to see in person. Next they dance to Putcha body down and Treasure it was just amazing they were so flirty yet again just in aww of it all, right after treasure finishes they walk off stage and I notice off to the side of the stage Val is dancing but like flirty he points across at whoever was opposite him which I figured out was Z when they came back out to do a few steps in the number all I could do was smh cause it was just too much. Last section is Maks and Peta , he walks through the audience stops directly infront😍 of me before going onstage he and Peta were amazing her body is just wow, Maks no shirt yess they danced a passionate Rumba and Paso , i loved the kick and slap part lol. Lastly they all come back out for the final dance the obvious idiots were attached at the hip again all in all amazing show I was blown away so much incredible talent. Meet and Greet was the best I got to get a selfie with everyone but Tony 😔 but that’s okay. A lot of people were stealing Z away and her father tells us you gotta be more aggressive lol he was nice def not how he may come across on twitter. Also spoke to Clair she was very nice too. Z was so sweet and she touched my phone I had I accidentally had on video so she fixes it before taking the selfie, she’s tall but she appears to be taller on tv, granted I was wearing heels so that maybe why. Next Val took my phone and took our selfies three all together I barely held myself together, Alex he put his hand on my shoulder ahh I spoke to him a lil he took our selfies too, Maks is so tall only one I felt short he grabbed my waist t spin us around to take our pics because we were getting a glare from the sun. Lastly got pics with Nicole, Peta, and Elena all were very nice as well. So m+g ends we go outside to wait for my sis to come she was late usually I’d be pissed I was at 1st until these lovely human beings Alex, Val, Z, and Maks decided to hang out outside they were getting some pics taken walked past Meg and I several times they said hey the first time and Val smiled 😍thought the photographer would’ve told us to move but he didn’t so the best photobomb ever was made apparently my face was priceless staring at Alex , I mean who wouldn’t I know we appear calm but we didn’t really have a choice didn’t want to mess up their pics also had already met them inside so it wasn’t as bad as it being the first time meeting them would’ve def freaked out. After taking all four of them they split up V/Z walk across the street infront of the Dunkin donuts they talked for a few mins and got some pics taken as Kaz watched from across the street before joining them a few mins later I was surprised he didn’t go over immediately tbh,they go inside Val being the gentleman he is holds the door open for her…Awww cute, after they all return inside we finally get picked up lol. This will be a day I never forget it was more than I ever expected it to be Sway was amazing beyond words they really should think about touring I’d be at every show possible. As far as Z/V go if you still believe it’s only bro/sis after that you go right ahead my eyes saw different they are drawn to one another an undeniable chemistry they both share, best day of my life still can’t believe it’s real felt like a dream I think I got it all…love y'all enjoy..