Some hockey players are smiley:

Some are short:

Some are tall:

Some are inked and tatted:

Sometimes they can be aggressive:

Sometimes they get injured:

But they can be really silly:

Some are amused by Cabbie:

Some really like food….:

Sometimes we are just left to wonder about them….:

But there’s a lot of emotion in all of them no matter what team:

And it’s kinda nice.

The signs as Alex Ovechkin quotes

(because this exists and obv there needs to be an ovi one)

aries: “well he probably have sensitive skin, no?”
taurus: “i’m okay. russian machine never breaks.”
gemini: “can i get some shots vodka please?”
cancer: “i want to be last. i need a car so bad.”
leo: "maybe he’s just jealous. i have hair, he don’t have hair.”
virgo: “we just wanna give the fans some free chicken wings.”
libra: “my shot is muffin.”
scorpio: “nothing, just late-night filings.”
sagittarius: “poot hahahaha”
capricorn: “sorry, penguin.”
aquarius:  “i love to celebration. i love to goals.”
pisces: “sometimes you just have to put eye in your butt and, you know, play for everybody.”