alex is a bamf

GROUPCHAT - Xmen x Reader

I decided to try something new. This is going to be trash! I’m sorry for it being on your dash. I didn’t actually plan this, I just kept going. You can request a group chat, and be sure to tell me who you want in the group chat. -Thai💖
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Jubes💖:
Hey guys! We should go to the mall.

Scotty😎:
Again?!? Jubilee no.

Jean:
This is the 6th time this week!

Y/N👑:
And this will be the 6th time getting kicked out…hmm I wonder why?

Warren:
It was an accident! Not my fault my wings are huge. But you know what else is huge, ladies 😉

Bamf💙:
My love for god?

Jubilee💖:
Kurt, never change.

Wanda🔮:
Leave it Warren or Peter to make it inappropriate

Speedy:
You shouldn’t even get that reference! You’re a baby!

Wanda🔮:
I’M YOU’RE YOUNGER TWIN SISTER! I AM NOT A BABY!

Jubilee💖:
Anymore, back on a more important topic. Mall?

Ro⛈:
How about we just stay in and watch a movie? I like watching American films!

Bamf💙:
Me too! They are very interesting!

Alex💥:
They are very boring, especially the romantic ones. They are so predictable!

Scotty😎:
I gotta agree with my bro. Romcoms are boring.

Speedy:
Now action movies on the other hand. Very fun to watch. There’s always a hot girl.

Scotty😎:
That’s true. May I add that the hot girls body is always amazing.

Jean:
So is that why you have so many action movies? To watch the hot girls, Scott?

Speedy:
Damn Scott. Now be careful with your answer.

Y/N👑:
Well there goes the movie idea…how about camping?

Ro⛈:
Camping sounds fun.

Jubes💖:
Gross! Bugs everywhere! You’re sleeping on the ground! Bad wifi! May I add NO BATHROOMS!

Wanda🔮:
I agree with Jubilee. Camping is a no.

Bamf💙:
I have never been camping before. Y/N we can go camping 😄

Jubes💖:
On second thought. I’ll go.

Alex💥:
Someone’s jealous

Warren:
👀

Speedy:
👀

Wanda🔮:
👀

Y/N👑:
👀

Ro⛈:
Question is of tho☕️👌🏼

Jubes💖:
I hate all of you.

Jean:
Minus one of us buts that none of my business

Speedy:
Ooo burn! Get it..because she’s all hot and firey and stuff?

Scotty😎:
Did you just call my girlfriend hot😡

Speedy:
At least I didn’t say she has an amazing body☕️👌🏼 She totally does though. Jean, you got some nice legs.

Jubes💖:
GROSS! PETER!

Warren:
He’s not wrong.

Y/N👑:
He is not.

Alex💥:
Not at all. If you think of it. All the females on the team have amazing bodies.

Wanda🔮:
Not I, but all my team mates look amazing.

Warren:
You have a nice ass🍑

Speedy:
What you say bird boy?

Warren:
What? She has an amazing ass. All the girls do.

Warren had been removed by Speedy.

Speedy has left the chat.

Wanda🔮:
I got to go save a team mate.

Wanda🔮 had left the chat.

Alex💥:
He’s not wrong about Wanda’s ass but Y/N’s has the best ass. Hands down.

Ro⛈:
Why do you look upon our asses?

Alex💥:
No one here can say they haven’t looked at Y/N ass. Maybe Kurt but I highly doubt it.

Jubes💖:
As much as I hate the fact we jumped off topic and is now talking about asses, Alex has a solid point.

Scotty😎:
Y/N, I’m not admitting that I look at your ass but you have a nice ass.

Y/N👑:
Thank you butterscott, you have…nice lips and hair.

Jean:
I just want to state the fact that I can read thoughts. @Scott

Jean has left the chat

Scotty😎:
Jean!

Scotty😎 has left the chat

Ro⛈:
Poor kid. So movie or camping?
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And I’m going to end it right there. This was messy and sloppy but oh well.

Omg that end scene with Kara and Mon-El. He grew so much throughout this episode and we saw some WinMon bro moments. Thank you private Winn of the SS Karamel for teaching our boy the right way.

And lol Mon was just like Yello we are dating so kudos for us. My whole family was dying from that.

Let’s not forget the Sanvers moment. That was touching what Maggie did. We don’t need Alex drinking herself under or worse with the way she drinking. Maggie just held her without question and comforted her in her darkest hour.

Bamf Alex is on the way. I mean she is always badass but it looks like the next episode is dedicated to just being pure badass. Holy moly I can’t wait to see that episode. Alex ain’t taking no sh!t!

That was a good episode, and next week looks like it’s gonna be killer.

anonymous asked:

Pssst... hey. Hey, you. You said you write headcannons? How about... some Alex headcannons...... before Valhalla?? Please friend. Thank.

Ofc fren❤️

-So Alex was kicked out her house and we all know that, but she was secretly relieved that she didn’t have to deal with people that don’t support her

-Because of this, she is just totally done with people who don’t even try to understand her so she sticks to herself most of the time

-When she was first kicked out of her house, she started going to a homeless shelters (where Magnus and her met briefly hehe)

-But she just didn’t want the help after a while cause she was sure that she could take of herself

-(which she can btw)

-But it got really hard to get money to eat

-So she started sneaking into pottery workshops at night and just spent many nights making vases and such

-And she started selling those for money so she could eat

-She tried going to LGBT youth safe spots but she still felt like an outsider so quit that

-Eventually she meets a guy in a tattoo shop where she decides to get her tattoo

-He asks why she’s all alone and stuff

-And she tells him that she lives in the streets cause she’s trans

-And so this guys becomes her unofficial dad

-And she still lives on the streets cause she’s stubborn and insists that she can take care of herself

-But this guys sneakily gives her his ex girlfriend “old clothes” when really he shops for her clothes

-Alex finds out when the guy accidentally leaves a tag on it

-So she’s all like “Stop buying me things I can take care of myself”

-She no longer accepts clothes that he gives her but she hangs out a lot at his shop and eats his food

-Alex only having as his friend but still likes to go out and do her pottery and selling it

-Finally she tells the guy that she’s really going to be completely independent now

-She still visits him sometimes but now she has her little set up under a bridge in a park

-She keeps going to pottery workshops until she’s caught and she has to go to a different part of town so the cops don’t catch her

-Alex being badass and totally handling herself with thugs

-Like she doesn’t even care that she shouldn’t shape shift in front of mortals

-So now there’s an urban legend of a bad ass girl who can turn into animals and will kill you if you mess with her

-And it’s funny cause there’s this group of hardcore thugs that are terrified of this lanky teen

Sorry this went on and on I just love the idea of bamf!Alex

(Always feel free to add your own HCs)