(I don’t know how to do that fancy “read below the cut” thing. Someone plz send help)
family of empty cups so adopts Alex like this is just canon at this
point. It shouldn’t even be on this list but I put it here cause it
makes me happy
Sif and Alex totally bonded in that dressing room and Sif is now Alex’s emergency contact and listed as “new goddess mom” in her phone.
Magnus feels like he should be offended but he’s mostly just really confused
Speaking of phones…
yes i know they probably don’t have phones shut up
But Sam has one because duh mortal world and she texts Amir all the time.
cannot convince me that they are not those people that text each other really inspirational or sweet messages first
thing every morning and last thing at night
Magnus went through Sam’s messages once and gained approximately six new cavities from all the tooth-rotting fluff
Magnus also has a phone. Which he almost never uses.
But Jack does?
between being a pendant and participating in all the battles, Jack has
managed to download a dozen dating apps on Magnus’s phone without him
Magnus didn’t even know there were that many apps for
magical weapons that are “single and ready to mingle. preferably over
some freshly slain corpses”
Suffices to say that he’s pretty weirded out
He offered to get Jack his own phone but the sword denied all involvement so…
Whatever. Magnus can deal.
hey, guess what! Blitz and Hearth are in a wonderful queer-platonic
relationship this is my belief I will defend it until the day I die.
you’re not 100% sure of what that is please google it and tell me it
doesn’t fit. QPRs are so good and pure and it fits them so much)
(I still don’t like that Ellie girl with Hearth tho like nun uh leave the elf-child with his dwarf please and thank you)
More on this wonderfulness:
They share a bed
And their mugs
And their socks
And they always are with each other and they cuddle a lot because Hearth is always cold (thus the scarf)
And it’s just really cute and domestic
I’ll definitely maybe do some more headcanons on them later
So Alex Fierro is a verifiable fashion hoe (subtle reference to my sideblog *wink*)
She and Blitzen spend so much of their time together talking about clothes
Not even just outfits and shit, but how to weaponize scarves and include Blitz’s chain mail design into absolutely anything
They are the best of buds
ok she is the absolute queen of that “i woke up like this” hair style
that actually takes like 30 minutes because my child is always
determined to be looking as good as possible
(aka determined to make Magnus go into cardiac arrest every time he sees her)
Magnus: –and don’t even get me started on that hair like is she TRYING to kill me?!?
Some member of the floor 19 squad who really doesn’t deserve this: Well she did decapitate you that one time…
Magnus: NOT THE POINT
hair is totally the real deal btw like she picked so many pockets and
saved up a ton of money to go to a salon cause she’d been dreaming about it for ages and goddamn it if she’s gonna do this she’s gonna make
sure it’s the best it can possibly be
Anyway my girl be looking
110% on top of things at all times and Alex Fierro will 110% be listed
as the cause of death in Magnus’ obituary
HEARTH 👏AND 👏BLITZ 👏IN 👏A 👏 QPR👏
Oh and all the tangled jokes are made at Magnus’ expense
He and Alex are always talking about disney movies and pop cultue because everyone else on floor 19 does not (for obvious reasons) know anything about mean girls or the kardasians and Magnus was getting really sick of only having to Jack to talk about this stuff with
So he and Alex sometimes have competitions over who can make the most references in 10 minutes
Their first “regular” date is going to see FBAWTFT ok don’t try to tell me otherwise
Hey hey guess what? Idk if I’ve mentioned this but I think Blitz and Hearth are queer platonic partners k?
Next up: my two cents on how Magnus can tell what pronouns Alex uses at any given time
get me wrong he could just be really observant but that also seems.
Kinda unrealistic to me? At least how he’s able to tell in that last
scene with the “dude” and everything.
So my theory’s that Magnus healing her and getting that glimpse into her head allowed
him to understand kinda how she acts/the different airs she has
depending on her gender.
Idk this one’s still a work in progress. Please come talk to me about it if you wanna.
Actually please come talk to me about anything related to all my mango cheese children. or having to do with rick’s books.
Especially the fact that HEARTH AND BLITZ ARE QUEER PLATONIC PARTNERS DID EVERYONE IN THE BACK HEAR ME???
Yes, she and Maggie are a cute couple…but…YOU and Alex are cuter. You need a tough chick who has a heart of gold, and will also definitely jump out of bed to go see what’s making that noise in the kitchen when you’re too scared to. Best part is you get to kiss the girl you want to kiss.
<b>Me:</b> *Has 1001 things to do*<p/><b>Me:</b> *Rewatches every single Gravity Falls Episode, creates a new book, eats a whole cake, reads 1000 pages of ff, summons a demon*<p/><b>Me:</b> I really need to get shit done<p/><b>Me:</b> *opens tumblr*<p/></p>
Lightning Strikes the Heart: Alexander Hamilton x John Laurens
Word Count: 1084
Warnings: Storms, Panic Attack
A/N: Another older fic, set in the universe where Alex’s adopted parents are the Mirandas and John’s are the Washingtons. A storm is coming.
The headlines had been the same for weeks now. ‘Huge storm
heading for New York City!’ plastered every newspaper, magazine, and article
Alex came across. Each time, he had to look away and try to block the thoughts
from his mind.
Alexander Hamilton had hated storms since he was thirteen
when a hurricane destroyed his town in the Caribbean that ended up sending him
to New York City to attend high school. He was seventeen now, but that didn’t
make it better. Every time the wind and rain hit his window, he flashed back to
the time in his life where he was the most afraid. He had never come as close
to death before as he did that day. Even though he had thought about his own death,
experiencing was not the same as fantasizing about it.
Thursday, the day of the storm was fast approaching and Alex
could do nothing to stop it. He thought about leaving the city, but he didn’t
exactly have the money to do that. He decided that he would just stay in his
apartment and deal with it, but deep down he knew it would be more difficult
than just ‘sticking it out’.
The morning of the storm, Alex went to class, just as he did
every other day. When he walked into the brick archway of his high school, he
saw his boyfriend, John, leaning on the wall on the outside.
“Hey,” John said simply. The significance of that day was
lost on him, as Alex hadn’t told him about his fear of storms. John was
innocent to Alex’s panic attacks in this sense, and Alex intended to keep it