• Harry, to Scorpius: If you ever are mean to Albus then I'll seduce your dad and convince him to marry me and then I'll be your stepmom and I'll disable the Wi-Fi at 7pm every night don't fucking try me
  • Scorpius: If you disable the Wi-Fi then how are you going to use it?
  • Harry: I don't need Wi-Fi when I'm riding your dad's dick.
  • Scorpius: [screams]
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I recently started playing Stardew Valley and BOY I did not expect to fall for three guys at once. It’s year 2 and I still can’t decide who to woo. They’re all just so precious <3