• Albus: I'm not the prankster type, but every so often, I like to owl my dad letters. From himself. From the future.
  • Letter: Harry, at 8am, someone will poison the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. Best regards, future Harry.
  • Hermione: [about to take a sip of coffee]
  • Harry: NO! [knocks mug out of her hands]
  • Hermione: ?????
  • Harry: You'll thank me later.

aaaa just messing around with different Alex shapes

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  • Harry, to Scorpius: If you ever are mean to Albus then I'll seduce your dad and convince him to marry me and then I'll be your stepmom and I'll disable the Wi-Fi at 7pm every night don't fucking try me
  • Scorpius: If you disable the Wi-Fi then how are you going to use it?
  • Harry: I don't need Wi-Fi when I'm riding your dad's dick.
  • Scorpius: [screams]