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-they’d all have a thing for you but would never act on it or make you uncomfortable

-but if you were comfortable with certain things they’d love that

-like any mission where you have to pretend to be one of their wives

-they’d act the shit out of being your husband

-they’d all take a bullet for you

-they’d all respect the shit out of you too

-youd have your pick of missions

-everyone would know about the ‘beautiful basterd’ which shortens to ‘BB’ which is why most of the basterds call you Baby

-they’d love to show off for you

-they’d all be super protective of soldiers (specifically German ones) checking you out

-any time a new person joined the group and saw you the rest would sigh because thats one more competitor for you and they feel bad for every guy that falls for you even though they all did

-they coddle you as much as you want

-Donny lets you carry his bat

-he also offers to carry you around

-Aldo would be the type to put his arm over your shoulders when he’s pretending to be your husband

-he’d let you do all the talking on missions because he’s… well, he’s Aldo, need i say more?

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-at first you might not be able to understand his entire accent but you’d get used to it

-him taking you on ‘a good ol’ merican date

-the other Bastards would joke about you taming “the Apache”

-but they would all really like you and be like brothers

-he would be nervous about you being on the team at first but you’re the woman dating Aldo “the Apache” Raine! you would have to be a bad ass

-laughing your ass off at his attempts to speak “italian”

-he would have some pretty classic pet names

-sugar, darling, gorgeous and his favourite, Honey

-he has his arms over your shoulders 24/7

-joking that you’re going to shave off his mustache when he sleeps 

-he’s so proud of you

-his kick ass Honey

-i feel like he’d actually be a good dancer

-mama didnt raise no fool

-slow dancing when the team sleeps

-he’s a gentleman through and through

-having a really teasing but completely adorable relationship

-Aldo loves his guys and trusts them but everything makes him protective and he does not tolerate other men flirting with you so he had to warn them after your first date not to try shit

-he would be the guy that tries to feed you because its cute (and would make the others grossed out)

-him being kind of Gruff about “i love you’s” because he wants to say it before every mission to let you know but doesnt want to feel like he’s saying goodbye