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Food and Drink from Jojo Bar, W3D!
The first shot is a list of all the made to go character cocktails for the main characters (companion characters and side villains also have cocktails c:)

I got the Joseph cocktail and a CAESAAAAAAAR!!!! Salad (it was actually written that way in the menu that’s the name)

The middle drink is an original character cocktail I requested, for Wamuu, which I named “Wham’s Holy Sandstorm!” (In English)
The bartender said he made it clear because he thought the word “Holy” in English was pretty and should reflect that. Also I don’t know what he put it in alcohol wise but it was STRONG and he said his reason was “because Wham is strong”

I feel like all les amis dated each other at some points to wildly varying degrees of success
For example
Enjolras and Fee had a steady 2 year relationship before deciding that their feelings weren’t really anything beyond best friends
Whereas
Grantaire and Bahorel got drunk married in Las Vegas and dated for 4 days before they snapped and got a divorce.

Headcanon that drunk Otabek is the exact opposite of sober, stoic Otabek; when he’s drunk there’s suddenly no filter between his mouth and his feelings, clinging to an embarrassed but not exactly upset Yuri, while muttering how much he loves him, and sometimes he brings out the really big, cheesy lines that make Yuri both laugh and cringe, like “I was born to meet you” and “I think I loved you before I ever met you” and “You complete me”, and all the other horribly cheesy lines Otabek’s brain has ever absorbed from somewhere. 

“You’re never drinking again!” Yuri says when he drags Otabek off before he can embarrass Yuri even more in front of everyone, but he is suspiciously bright-eyed, and he won’t let go of Otabek’s hand until they’re in their room, where he makes his boyfriend drink some water, before tucking him into bed. 

They don’t talk about it in the morning, and Yuri bestows his best death glare upon anyone who so much as looks like they’re trying to bring up the previous night’s events. 

Otabek is too busy being hungover to notice, anyway.

Drunk Chocobro Headcanons

Me, hearing banter that suggests the bros drank together back in Insomnia n rubbing my grubby little hands together: time 2 get 2 work lads

Noctis

  • the chill drunk (AKA the stoner drunk)
  • seems way cooler and more sober than he is, but only because he plasters himself on a couch like a starfish as soon as he’s tipsy and will never get up again
  • will agree to do almost anything and go almost anywhere until he crosses the sleepy threshold, after which he will only want to go home
  • can and will fall asleep anywhere
  • says deep and emotional shit randomly, but in a complete deadpan
  • stole a cat once

Prompto

  • very fun but also a disaster 
  • will drink anything he is handed until he blacks out
  • takes hundreds of unflattering drunk selfies and sends drunk texts to the rest of the bros even tho they are right next to him most of the time
  • very touchy, with both his hands and his feelings (will touch all the bros’ faces and cry, usually for very random reasons)
  • has to be carried home 9/10 times
  • the other 1/10 times he sprints home, actually sprints, cannot be stopped

Ignis

  • none of the bros can tell if they’ve ever seen him drunk
  • this is both because he is the usual designated driver and because he is exactly the same while drunk, just sassier and more irresponsible
  • sometimes he’ll disappear and the bros will be like where’s Ignis??? and when they call him he’s just … at home, got tired of u lot
  • will not stop making puns
  • WILL cook for everyone, even if no one wants it, but will NOT take suggestions or stop until he is done

Gladio

  • a bully, but the fun kind
  • the one who will keep handing Prompto drinks until he blacks out, but also the one who will carry him home
  • scarily competent even while shitfaced / the True Drunk Mom Friend
  • asks for text updates when they head home and if anyone doesn’t text him that they’re home, he WILL show up at their house to make sure
  • always ends up eatin cup noodles, but no one knows where he gets them

anyways tag urself I’m Prompto

-Vodka Luck Spell-

From my personal Grimoire, because who doesn’t love a good luck booze for your night out…or night in alone with pizza!


You will need:
A shot of vodka (Or any alcohol of choice, Tim prefers whiskey)
A drop or two of mint extract
A rose petal
A shot glass

Mix the mint extract and vodka in the shot glass and add the rose to top.
Say something similiar to this:

“I drink to you, oh Lady Luck!
Make those around me be awestruck!”

And down the shot!



(Please drink responsibly, seriously)