big thanks to @fireloom for editing this
Dipper loved his sister. Even after he’d become a vampire, he’d loved her. That’s not to say she couldn’t be petty…
Like right now. Something was bothering her and she wouldn’t tell him what. Also she had started wearing silver and gold. Silver was just painful to touch for all mythical creatures. Gold was the alchemical symbol for the sun. Basically it was hands off and that was a problem because he not only depended on her for blood but he missed hugging his sister. Though he’d never tell anyone that. He had a manly reputation to uphold after all.
“Mabel, are you going to talk to me?” He asked from the threshold of the attic. He wasn’t allowed in until he was invited.
“No,” she responded.
Great. She was mad. How would he fix this?
“Whatever I did, I’m sorry,” he offered.
“Dipper, you didn’t do anything,” she said curtly.
“Then why are you avoiding me?”
“Dipper just drop it!” she hissed with venom. Dipper felt his heart drop.
“Fine.” He turned and walked. Mabel was left alone with the realisation of what she had just done.
It was hours later and Dipper still wasn’t back. That was bad. Sunrise was in a few hours! She should look for him but what if he came back and found she wasn’t here? She should leave a note! Oh yeah, just write down ‘sorry i’ve been avoiding you bro bro, i’ve just had the hots for you and couldn’t take it any more ‘
“What kind of freak loves their own sibling?” she wondered to herself.
“Oh… I didn’t know you knew about that,” came a hurt voice from behind her. Mabel whipped around to see her brother. There was so much pain in his eyes… Oh God, she’d done that to him.
Found out about that?
Dipper loved her too!!
And she’d just called him a freak for it.
WHAT THE HELL MABEL!!! THIS IS ROMANCE MOVIE 101! QUICK TELL HIM THAT YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO BEFORE HE HAS THE CHANCE TO BUILD UP THIS MISUNDERSTANDING AND IT GETS OUT OF HAND!!
“NO!!!!!” She screamed, holding her hand out for him as he turned to run. He froze
“Dipper, no. I was talking about me,” she said quietly, though Dippers vampire ears would easily pick up on it. “I love you.”
“Mabel,” he said. There was a pause. This was it. He’d tell her he felt the same way and then she’d finally have that vampire boyfriend she’d always wanted and they’d both be happy and- “you don’t have to lie to me.”
LIE TO HIM?
HE THINKS SHE’S LYING TO HIM!
“Dipper? you think I’m lying to you?”
“Well yeah. I mean, you’d have to be. How could you love-”
“Nonononono! Shut up. I have been fantasising about this for years since the bubble and you are not ruining this with your bad self esteem so here’s what’s gonna happen: I’m gonna take all this,” she ripped the jewelry off her body, “-off of me and then my cute bite me sweater is gonna go then you’re gonna stop and I’m going to rock your vampiric world and you are GOING TO LOVE IT! AM I CLEAR??”
“Yes ma’am,” he squeaked as Mabel tackled him to the ground, kissing him as she held him down.
“Good. Now, get big Dipper out because I think it’s time you feel what it’s like to have the person you love suck on you,” she said with a dark smile that reminded Dipper of a predator staring at it’s prey.
He had never been so turned on in his life.