Cursed Child Characters As Things My 5-Year-Old Alter Has Said
Scorpius: Albus said I’m not allowed to t-pose because it’s “cursed”.
Craig: ARE YOU TICCI TOBY
Lily, for ten hours straight: CAR RIDE CAR RIDE WE’RE GOING ON A CAR RIDE
Albus, when his dad says he hates mint ice cream: You are terrible and I hate you.
James, stealing an abandoned takeout box: 🎵 Somebody left their takeout, somebody left their takeout, looks like it’s mine now, looks like it’s mine now!🎵
Ginny: Do you know what a labial cyst is? Cuz I have one! :)
Ron: What’s a Homestuck?
Hermione, chanting: TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX F
Rose, to Scorpius: YOU’RE A LEMON HEAD!!!!
Astoria: Sorry, I can’t live anymore. I have a tummy ache :(
Draco, to Astoria: plsss resopnd !!
Harry: That’s illegal because I don’t like it
Delphi: can I be a bird?