albie

Why The Maze Runner series are great and should be read by everyone
  • Many many many different nationalities of characters
  • No gender is superior
  • A mentally ill leading character
  • Romance is not a major plotline, yet we still see the importance of love
  • Girls are bold and strong AND have emotions and cry because that’s realistic
  • Self-found family
  • No villains – everyone is fighting for what they think is right and everyone has a backstory (again, realistic)
  • Funny, heartwarming, inspirational and heartbreaking at the same time
  • Every ship is real
  • Sassy assholes
  • Doesn’t get boring
  • The protagonist looks like fried liver on a stick.
  • Boys helping boys and girls protecting girls
  •  Also set in the future
  • People die
  • All characters are realistic teenagers who run out of breath, get scared, eat a lot and stink
  • Girl is respected and safe despite being the only one in a camp with all boys
  • The protagonist is gay with his best friend, the author agrees

Imagine Newt getting a needle in the arm but the whole time he is staring at you, wondering if you are alright

Always use protection.
  • Alby: I've been hearing some rumours about boys developing feelings for Y/N, now I just want to make it clear that Y/N is off limits for now.
  • Newt: What?
  • Gally: That's not fair!
  • Minho: Wait, for now? So when will she be available?
  • Alby: When and if the box ever sends up condoms and birth control pills.
  • Newt: ...
  • Gally: ....
  • Minho: ....
  • Alby: Don't give me that look! You're all shuckfaces already, I don't want Shuck faced babies running around here!
  • Minho: Yes, but what if we find out we're the only humans left! And we need to repopulate the world?
  • Alby: Oh? So you're telling me Gorillas put us here? And send us supplies every week?
  • Minho: I'd prefer to say aliens.
  • Newt: Minho stop talking.
  • Minho: Do you, or do you not want to get laid some day?
Being the only girl in the glade would include...

• The other gladers would be so shook when they saw a girl sitting in the box
• Jumping up with a single push
• Ok, but you’d be so badass
• Kicking all the other gladers’ asses because they underestimated you
• Always impressing Alby
• All the guys are lowkey crushing on you
• Newt highkey crushing on you
• Being close to Minho and Newt
• You and Minho sassing the shit out of each other but always smile afterwards
• Minho always teasing Newt about you
• “So… Y/N?”
• “Bloody hell, shut up Minho or she’ll hear us!”
• Gally having a soft spot for you
• Being the only one Minho carries on his back for fun
• Always getting extra food from Fry Pan
• Chuck looking up to you
• All the Greenies, after you, admiring you
• When Thomas arrives, you’ll be the first to make him speak
• Understanding him like no one else
• Being a bit wary of Teresa
• But ending up befriending her
• Bonding over being the only girls
• When escaping the Maze, everyone checks on you to see if you’re okay
• Newt being extra concerned about you
• Ranting about your safety
• Accidently confessing his love for you
• Shutting him off by kissing him
• Minho teasing you for days
• “Oh Newt.” *cue kissing noises*
• “Do you want to die, shank?”
• Being happy as never before.