alanis quotes

Don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are.
—  Alanis Morissette - Head over Feet (Jagged Little Pill)

I’m broke but I’m happy
I’m poor but I’m kind
I’m short but I’m healthy, yeah
I’m high but I’m grounded
I’m sane but I’m overwhelmed
I’m lost but I’m hopeful baby

An’ what it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be fine fine fine
‘Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five

I feel drunk but I’m sober
I’m young and I’m underpaid
I’m tired but I’m working, yeah
I care but I’m restless
I’m here but I’m really gone
I’m wrong and I’m sorry baby

An’ What it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be quite alright
'Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other is flicking a cigarette

And what is all comes down to
Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet
'Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign

I’m free but I’m focused
I’m green but I’m wise
I’m hard but I’m friendly baby
I’m sad but I’m laughing
I’m brave but I’m chicken shit
I’m sick but I’m pretty baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano

What it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything’s just fine fine fine
'Cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab

—  Hand in my pocket

Battleborn Countdown Day 4: Support, Defend, or Attack

SUPPORT (Incorrect quotes)

Alani: “Now for my ultimate attack; Hurricane Rainbow-riffic Tadpole!…Hmm doesn’t sound threatening enough, how about Hurricane Killer Galvatron 5000!”

Ambra: “Must…maintain…proper…conduct. Must…uphold…traditions…Must…BUUUUURRRN!”-(probably after seeing constable cuddles chewing on a royal tapestry or something)

Beatrix: “All right! Head of a Thrall, body of sea dragon, and arms of a Menneckian. I shall call it; Alani!”

Kid Ultra: “ Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground; and, with your size, you’ll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!” *Error! Scan shows subject possesses a lower intelligence quota* “Er, I mean the bigger they are, the harder they fall! ” ( Team Four Star)

Kleese:  *Sees several battleborn being cornered by Thrall* “Oh look they’ve gotten themselves cornered by hundred of bipedal goats with the intellectual capacity of a harresburra. Oh I wonder how they’ll get out of this one. Someone get me more soda!”

Miko: “I sincerely hope none of you believe that by eating my head you’d all be able to live forever…or grow two times your normal size. Sorry to get your hopes up Toby.”

Reyna: “Generations will talk about your heroi- oh who the f*ck am I kidding- just go do whatever you idiots do!”

​Taylor Swift, you know me! Taylor Swift is really good at writing heartbreak songs. It’s like a business. I need to get my heart broken every couple years I need to get a record out! I’m kidding. I love you, Taylor Swift!“

“It’s like Melissa Etheridge: not to be mean, when bad things happen, you’re like, I know it’s going to be a good album. Alanis Morissette: It’s all I want, when she got her heart broken. Great things will come of this. I’m not that person, I don’t know how you take that much pain and create something beautiful out of it. I just take that pain and eat a lot of ice cream.

—  Mila Kunis on some women’s heartbreaks are just good for humanity. (GQ Magazine)