• Will: I'm eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling sound when I shook it and there's a horse magnet inside??
  • Alana: Russian kinder egg.
  • Hannibal: That looks like coal.
  • Will: It tasted like coal.
  • Beverly: You ate a vase.
  • Will: Honestly me eating a small vase is the least of my problems.
  • Jack: What the fuck is going on in your life
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A Hannibal romcom trailer, because I am trash

Will: Hannibal’s my sugar daddy now.

Alana: *chokes on wine*

Jack: ???!!!

Chilton: What…

Hannibal: WILLIAM GRAHAM, I BOUGHT YOUR DOGS SOME SAUSAGE AND YOU SOME SOUP. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM YOUR SUGAR DADDY!

Alana, Jack, and Chilton: Oh thank God!

Hannibal: But I could be if you want me to.