woohoo! the Fairy Boy
- What they smell like: the Green Polo fragance (hnnng fav)
- How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): WITH HIS HANDS TOGETHER LIKE A LITTLE KID BUT LOOKING ANGRY, and has a tight schedule bc he wants the perfect rest and nothing is allowed to interrupt him.
- What music they enjoy: David Bowie, Ke$ha and Classical
- How much time they spend getting ready every morning: A LOT BC HE’S A LITTLE LADY AND DOES’T STAND NOT BEING PERFECTLY GROOMED.
- Their favorite thing to collect: fucking gold. Old records. And hats he never wears because they don’t look good on him/don’t fit his huge head.
- Left or right-handed: ambidiextrous
- Religion (if any): atheist.
- favorite sport: RIDING horseback.
- Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he criticizes every freaking monument and food and worker unless it’s perfect he likes to do that he’s that dick.
- Favorite kind of weather: winter bc it’s cold like his soul
- A weird/obscure fear they have: to get caught wearing sandals. why would he even do that he does not know but it’s his worst fear.
- The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: the whack-a-mole bc Butler helps him hit the things.