Don’t mind if I keep your tie (And your heart, babe) - Ingi
By Organization for Transformative Works

The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.

Most of the time, it’s just there, until one day it repeats “Potter has a damn fine arse.” And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot’s mimicking…

Draco is not amused.