akumajou dracula pachislot

Fuck Castlevania
  • Castlevania: Fuck medusa heads
  • Vampire Killer: Fuck keys
  • Castlevania II: Fuck the night
  • Haunted Castle: Fuck blocks
  • The Adventure: Fuck Christopher's arthritis
  • Castlevania III: Fuck knockback damage
  • Kid Dracula: Fuck Japan-exclusivity
  • Belmont's Revenge: Fuck Soleiyu and his cheap-ass knives
  • Super Castlevania IV: Fuck this shitty soundfont
  • Rondo of Blood: Fuck Dracula
  • Bloodlines: Fuck whip-swinging
  • Dracula X: Fuck you
  • Symphony of the Night: Fuck paying good voice actors
  • Legends: Fuck Alucard, without protection
  • Castlevania 64: Fuck these controls
  • Legacy of Darkness: Fuck these controls 2: Electric awooo
  • Circle of the Moon: Fuck cards
  • Castlevania Chronicles: I can't even come up with something bad to say about this game it's a masterpiece so lemme insert a general fuck konami here
  • Harmony of Dissonance: Fuck this castle, and this one too
  • Aria of Sorrow: Fuck I'm Dracula
  • Lament of Innocence: Fuck the night, once more, with feeling
  • Dawn of Sorrow: Fuck we're not Dracula
  • Curse of Darkness: Fuck Isaac, or maybe don't, he'd probably enjoy it
  • Portrait of Ruin: FuJONATHANckCHARLOTTE
  • Order of Shadows: Fuck anyone who wants to play this game
  • Dracula X Chronicles: Fuck they're still mad at us for Dracula X
  • Order of Ecclesia: Fuck reasonable difficulty
  • Judgment: Fuck canon
  • Pachislot Akumajou Dracula: No seriously, fuck you
  • The Adventure Rebirth: Fuck we should probably make up for The Adventure too, shouldn't we
  • Harmony of Despair: Fuck active servers
  • Lords of Shadow: Fuck QTEs
  • Mirror of Fate: Fuck my dad's Dracula
  • Lords of Shadow 2: FUCK AGREUS