The Signs as Shit Alfred Says during "FULL ON D U C C"
Aries: The power of Christ does not compel me
Taurus: Why am I put on the other side? Racism.
Gemini: You paid me 3 cents and a subway sandwich to suck your dick
Cancer: I don’t want a gun stuck to my dick dick dick dick dick dick dick *proceeds to say dick many, many times afterwards, then starts singing dick to the tune of Dog Song from Undertale*
Leo: *to the turn of Old McDonald* And on this farm he had a person
Virgo: I hope you stick your dick in a cup of cyanide
Libra: How did the tree give me the succ?
Scorpio: ‘Everyone wants to kill Ryan’ with your host, the bitch himself, R Y A N
Sagittarius: Who pissed in here?
Capricorn: I was gonna do the matrix and I did the mate
Aquarius: Listen *sings to a chilled out beat* I didn’t want to get a gun on my dick no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir. I didn’t want to get a gun on my dick no sir, no sir, no sir, no sir. Not a pistol, or an AK, or a bazooka to it. I don’t want any of that shit, none of it. I don’t want a gun to my dick I don’t want that shit. I don’t want a gun to my dick, I don’t want a gun, no, no, no, no, no sir, no, no, no
Pisces: Quack of the game