Akashi, Midorima, Kise, Aomine, Nijimura, Himuro, and Imayoshi domestic headcanons with their married!S/O?
He gets super giddy whenever he calls out “Honey, I’m home!” because it’s so cliché and he knows it makes you all blushy and he just loves it
Will attempt to cook for your anniversary, burn down the kitchen, call the chef to fix something up, get an entirely new kitchen, and be “Happy anniversary, sweetheart” as if he didn’t just replace the entire kitchen
Super awkward around kids at first, tries to be cool about it, but he’s actually reading up on a dozen manuals on how to change a single diaper
10/10 will not do any of the cleaning around the house until you nag him or threaten to divorce his ass
Still loves to cuddle with you and have sex on the kitchen table 23434 years into the marriage because “we have to keep the flame alive, baby”
Although he acts all #cool and #composed around the baby and acts as if it came naturally to him (and you believed him for a little while), until you saw him watching tutorials online on how to get babies to like him
CHILL AF HUSBAND, like you’ll tell him to do something around the house, asking for help and he’s like, “oh i did that yesterday, do you need me to do anything else?” aka the true blessing™
Will take you out on date nights at least once a week, be the best kind of gentleman who will treat yo ass right
But tbh he still loves pranking you so you’ll end up sitting on a whoopie cushion one too many times during your marriage
sex sex sex Like Aomine, he’d still be down to try out new things with you, even when you’re feeling a little insecure about being older and such
Always knows when you’re tired, he’s some kind of freaking psychic, and will always bring home your favorite takeout and movies during those days and give you massages and just be the perfect husband
Fights with him aren’t as frequent because he tries to be level-headed about it and he somehow always knows the right things to say
Surprises you with the best things you can imagine aka lots of makeup samples from his shoots, a puppy, a dinner date at the best restaurants, carpet sex, and lots of kisses (always)
He helps you wash the dishes every night and thinks of it as bonding and will always snuggle up to you “why is this so fun to you” “because you’re stuck standing next to me for at least twenty minutes”
“kise we are noT MAKING ANOTHER BABY” “but i want—”
Diapers are the bane of his existence. Literally, who in the world thought it was a good idea to make these? Why couldn’t they just strap on diapers with suspenders
Is actually a really good cook and on the days he’s back early, he’d be more than happy to whip up a good meal
Can’t do laundry for the life of him, too many of your shirts have turned brown from white. “I might’ve spilled coffee beans in there.” “Why did you have coffee beans.” “…………lucky item.”
Honest to God, would marry him again over and over because he’s the sweetest husband who’s always taking care of you; the kind of man who would pop by your workplace to drop off lunch or make sure you were taken care of
Keeps everything in the house so tidy (aside from the box of memories from teikō days); like the ult neat freaK BECAUSE HE WON’T EVEN LET YOU EAT ON THE COUCH
Has your wedding photo as his wallpaper to show off every time he switches on his phone “yes, that’s my wife” with the shyest smiles
Gom + Kasamatsu reacting to their S/O missing them
Akashi: Wouldn’t hesitate to wrap you in his arms and pepper your skin with kisses. He’d even admit to missing you, and making sure to find more time for the both of you.
Aomine: would feel guilty he hadn’t noticed your feelings much sooner, but he would definitely make it up with a movie night. He’d give you more attention than his magazines, and stay over at your house for a few nights to spend more time with you.
Kasamatsu: would do anything in his power to make you miss him less. He knows you want to spend time with him, but because it’s a school night, he can’t leave. So instead, he calls you up, playing your favourite song on the guitar until you fall asleep.
Kise: wouldn’t hesitate to run over to your house in the middle of the night. He’d send lots of selfies of him being happy, pouty, and sad; anything to make you laugh. And when he gets over to your house, he would curl with you, smooching your cheeks over and over until you either pushed him away or shut him up with kisses.
Kuroko: would notice your feelings immediately, and try to come up with a plan to fix it. He’d pick you up and walk you home, always taking the long way home so you have more time together. When you’re alone, he’s always quick to give you a call, doing his best to keep you smiling until it’s time for sleep.
Midorima: would freak out because he’s been neglecting you. He’s a hopeless romantic, although he’s quick to deny it, and show up with flowers and a handwritten note in his lucky colour. He’d then apologize, follow up with a somewhat hesitant hug, and take a while to let go because your warmth is hard to ignore.
Murasakibara: would show indifference to everyone around him. But with you, he can’t hide the slight emptiness he feels when you’re not around. He’d make a quick trip to the store, bringing your favourite snack and a stuffed animal he picked out with the help of a worker. He’d mumble his apologies with a blush, and cage you in his arms until both of you were sick of it. Neither of you ever got tired of being near each other.
ANYONE INSTERESTED IF I OPEN KUROBAS J-WORLD MERCHANDISE PROXY SERVICE?!?!?!?!
I WANNA BUY THE LONG CUSHION BUT IT CAN ONLY BE BOOKED DIRECTLY AT THE STORE ;;A;;
PLEASE READ IF YOU’RE INTERESTED!!
1. I currently live in Japan but not in Tokyo so I need to go to Tokyo first to buy the merchandise
2. It cost me around me 7000¥ to go there and back home lol
3. Currently in short of money because I’ll get my scholarship money on 15 next month BUT THE EVENT IS ONLY UNTIL 9 APRIL ;;A;; (well I have money but If I go to Tokyo I’m not sure if I can live the rest of the month or not LOLOLOL)
4. If you’re interested in buying the goods I’ll charge 2USD per items or 1000¥ for unlimited items. (that’s the handling fee, you still need to pay for the shipping fee)
5. IT’S EVENT ITEMS SO IT WILL BE HARD TO GET ANYWHERE ELSE AND EVEN IF YOU CAN THE PRICE WILL BE MUCH PRICEY
6. I can also get you any goods you want from any website or store as long as I can go there. I can go to Nakano broadway/lashinbang/toranoana, animate etc